"Yes, it's a cute looking sausage on the poster but if you stare at it for a couple seconds you're gonna say oh that's there they want that to look like something else maybe something that shouldn't take my kids to see until they're of age."
"And here they go into the closet for some fun."
"If you say 'I know what I mean' at the end of any sentence, it makes it real dirty."
"Sometimes you gotta let one pop, if you know what I mean. And by testosterone, I mean, you know, jizz."
"Hey, I heard your bike is in the shop. How about you ride me instead?"
"Doesn't everyone want an extra eight inches?"
"There's a lot of full-blown double entendres."
"Is that a comb in your hair or are you just happy to see me?"
"That's what she said. That was a good one."
"Let's shower, shower if you know what I mean."
"A is for anal it's that if anybody wants to death."
"Did someone say horny? Yes, I did. I said it."
"Sometimes you just gotta play with your tool to know what it can do, right?"
"That thing is huge! That's what she said."
"This is the penis Pond, it's deep."
"I was dusting off that VHS and beating my meat, dog."
"these condoms are hilarious it's not going to lick itself"
"They bang, they just banged. For all the people in chat who have been saying 'watch porn' for years, there you go."
"Best way to start a conversation in a bar: is that a gun in your pocket or is your penis shaped like a gun?"
"It's always important to get it up."
"Guess what he brought with him besides a hard-on."
"Does length really matter? You'd like to think it doesn't, but oh, it does."
"Y'all be laying it low and spreading it wide open."
"Anything's a dildo if you try hard enough."
"So what's so funny, um, when you're, have you guys ever had it?"
"Every now and then, men like to measure it. It had become a habit like whistling or singing."
"He came at you with knives. Yeah, it's like, 'Do you wanna... Can you... Do you wanna... Do... Do you wanna... Do you wanna touch my downstairs? Mm-hmm, yeah. It's 'Touch my downstairs'."
"Coming fast. That's what she said."
"What I need boys is a few good men for a Beaver Hunt in the morning, who's volunteered?"
"Does anyone out there listening have a chatty bottom?"
"It's kind of hard to talk with my mouth full, that's what she said."
"The temperature isn't the only thing rising, to catch my drift."
"Caulk and paint makes a carpenter woody ain't."
"Listen, there ain't much that a good hole can't fix, you know what I mean?"
"That's just rock hard, that's what she said."
"I am a master of spreading seeds."
"We all like big putts, don't we? I like big putts and I cannot lie."
"Oh, today, and it's been the Mr. Insinuation show, you know? Yeah, you know, right? Sure, fabulous PR."
"That's a nice beaver I'd say it's a 2-year-old judging by the looks of it."
"Have you ever ran a choo choo with a friend of yours so one was in the one whole moments in the other hole you acting like you like"
"They're just cute little fun bags to have fun with."
"For years I was always keeping the shaft clean, but the balls heavy."
"Phrasing, Curtis! The wood. Phrasing, the wood."
"I feel like looking at an eggplant up and down. Mmm, which posture do you like more?"
"Chains and whips excite me, you know."
"...the best thing you can do is sled. Slow, sensual, feeling, love-making, just melting into the ground, sled pushes the ground, baby, exactly."
"What would you be putting your dick in if it wasn't for me?"
"There's no way that it pounds that hard, that's what she said."
"Why eat with a king when you can go down on a queen?"
"And Chief had a boner talking about his guns."
"Bulldozing the garden would certainly not be conducive to getting into my pants," she said as he drew nearer.
"Y'all might go to get coffee...but that's not the only thing y'all gonna do."
"These rounds put the tit back in titanium."
"You are now in the safe custody of the International Princess Protection Program, the PPP. Oh, not the PPP, a lot of y'all should be going to jail for what y'all did with them PPP's. I know, I know what you did."
"You're like a father now. I don't want to make Carrie too jealous, but I have a guitar vibrator, by the looks of things. It's an infrared guitar, so you can strum it."
"I'm on a sex death marathon, they are Esther."
"I have three round-shaped balls you know what that means... I have to juggle."
"The guys would always go super sexual with bullbaiting."
"Triple H likes big SWAT team trip Paul H likes big sweaty men whether they be seven foot four or a beast incarnate Triple H wants their meat up in his mouth."
"Fiona encourages Cake to 'Buck him up, girl,' our very first dirty joke of the new series."
"it's phallic is it do you know what I mean it's all about how you hold it it's Dick based for me cuz I haven't got much of a dick"
"They call me the Wi-Fi because I'm not strong in the bedroom and I go down on you during Zoom meetings."
"Speed is the key to penetration, that's what she said."
"Wow they say the size of your pole doesn't matter but I say the bigger the better."
"Just getting it, oh, and your thoughts on penetration?"
"He's my jerk off Champion, let him get his Vitamin E."
"I could always shoot some more phallic objects for you. What do you say, you're hired?"
"It turns out all this chick needed was some Sexual Healing."
"'Come into my castle,' is a child's game with heavy sexual euphemism going on."
"Oh yeah, we're back. I went for some dry roasted nuts. How do you want my nuts? Nice and salty?"
"What do you say we get some drinks and go upstairs, and have Dorothy teach us the three Rs? Reading, writing, and running around the bed?"
Name something that's perfectly okay to beat: "Beat your meat."
"Something about this applicator is really getting me horny."
"...one drink and then home for sex basically."
"Clearly, this is the closest thing to nuts that she's ever gonna get to touch."
"I got a sneak of Dez nuts in here again."
"Hey, check out my giant melons. It's the most fun you could have with a hole in a watermelon."
"I feel like the best songwriting is when it's innuendo."
"Oh what I wouldn't let his character do to mine," she said suggestively with a slight groan.
"Is there anyone who lied the way he says this who doesn't like sweet tight [__]?"
"I'll be your backdoor man, hey that's a black riff."
"Literally I had one job, I had to take the little jack thing and I had to stick it in the microphone, and I didn't stick it in far enough, that's what she said."
"Any hat's a top hat if you're getting a freaking BJ while you're wearing it. Am I right?"
"I'm not sure if I could top that anyway, get your mind out of the gutter lol."
"I'd watch 'Runaway Bride' multiple times just to get my D wet."
"They will probably have a tree growing between their legs."
"I mean, it's a good tip. That's a 9 out of 10 tip. It's just the tip."
"'You, uh, wanna [bleep] my [bleep]?' 'Oh, God!'"
"I love the knobs. Your knobs are so knobby."
"And with the fans from Michigan watching, he nuts the score."
"I'm a gentleman. Yeah, maybe some hand stuff tonight. I don't know, dude, you want me to map the whole thing out?"
"You've got to put your wiener in them eventually if you want to reproduce, right?"
"I could suck that D with these enamel lines."
"I think you're using your mouth just like any other mouth. Maybe I am. Saying your mouth is just like any man. Well, maybe I'm liking it a little."
"Very sticky. That's what she said."
"It's long and hard and it's good for thrusting. Just call me the chosen one."
"Do you want to play with my balls? Hard pass."
"Samantha says she's always happy to hang on to guys equipment for them, especially when they're so hard up."
"Samantha says she wasn't sure if his old 7-inch would stand up scrutiny, but she was prepared to suck it and see."
"[ __ ] 69 on [ __ ] Tick Tock and [ __ ] we mean well."
"Let's go upstairs and I need to wash this wat off my fingers. You need to wash it off yours. I need to wash my Willie."
"To be fair Rory does get his penis touched by this nice lady, so that's fun."
"Captain Dildo is his name, the Sailor we've all heard about in some exotic Port, he's always pulling in and out, he's laid down a code to which he subscribes, spreading peace and love and giving us Good Vibes."
"There's the obvious innuendo there with her husband's rocks, but as for the box, I think this is definitely the lockless box."
"There's not enough man in this fluffer. I need a pit crew, a fluffer."
"Moral of the story, always practice safe…whatever that is."
"You don't just fall into a penis. Hope not."
"It was massive. That's what she said."
"I haven't had something hit the back of my throat this hard in so long."
"I will start giving the girl fingers it's fun though"
"Oh yeah, I do love a good knob gag."
"He can fill your cavity no matter how big it is."
"...to make sure we have a perfect channel for our nut to slide into later."
"Something and fun they'll be something and funking each other throughout all of this as well."
"He's sexy. Yeah, I'm gonna blow him."
"Why do you think they love bananas so much? Exactly. Put it in your mouth."
"This [ __ ] was down to get the friction on, okay? He was long, he was strong, and he was down to get the friction off."
"They market it as kids' content on YouTube, but really it's like inappropriate and filled with innuendo."
"One more stroke. That's what she said."
"He used a swinging door technique but he penetrated her battle lines if you catch my drift."
"It's not the size that matters, alright? It's how you use it."
"She grinned, pointing in my mouth, 'Wait, I know that look, are you thinking about having your wicked way with me again?'"
"Who comes first? Is it me? Sometimes I get to come first."
"I slept with Big Agnes, you slept with her too?"
"Everybody would be saying, 'I have a big bamboo.'"
"I like to dip my thingy in there like this."
"My E-mount brings all the boys to the yard."
"It's like going down for some reason. What the heck? You're supposed to keep it up!"
"She would have [ __ ] hit it too."
"My milkshake brings all the boys to the farm and they're like it's better than yours."
"That's another inspiration for you to make it past the second exam Naruto, come. When and if you do make it past that part, then I'll be taking your virginity and riding you like a bucking bronco."
"I'll be taking your virginity and riding you like a bucking bronco."
"I'm watching Tom play with his balls, and then she'll go, 'What?'"
"We just stay there and like eat chips and butt stuff."
"Opinions are just like Bussys ... everybody's got one. *wink*"
"So I've got a wanking animal off, wow."
"If she tells you to come over for some coffee, she's definitely not asking you to come over for coffee."
"Start with like a seven incher or an eight."
"These innuendo-laden lyrics packed a potent punch."
"You haven't been to third base unless you've been to third base."
"I should not like to stay at the Dog and Duck, people who'd spend nights there have a rather unfortunate habit of getting themselves killed," Aunt Em said.
"Every man who's tasted my cooking has told me what a good [whistle] I am."
"Sexual induendo. Sexual induendon't."
"Read between the lines; a lot of those things that are said when you're fishing don't sound appropriate if you only heard that and you didn't know the people were actually catching fish."
"Life's short, make innuendos jokes whenever you can, Jeremy."
"What if she can only do it to you, Lucifer, under the covers for the old No Pants dance?"