"Shadow Ball again homie. Yeah, oh my god purple Woody's got this one inch he's gonna love stealing your lutes."
"I'm going to enjoy my Rose from you because I'm going to win this easy peasy lemon squeezy."
"Oh, that's lovely, bit left, love this... Fly! Go on, Will, thank you!"
"Can I come back now, guys? Shut up down there, it's Maelstrom time, baby!"
"BC may be the clown Prince of CT but Luke is the Emperor of DC dub T."
"I scored at the corner, Harry. Don't ever come at the corner King."
"I win, I win, a halo all right one all right all right you win."
"Lot of butts in seats and when we make it to WWE so will we. I see what you did there. That was clever. I like it. Respect."
"What? It's in his butt? No, it is not in his butt, do not check his butt! That means it's his butt. It would be pretty funny. No, no, okay, it might be in his butt. I found it!"
"Looks like you've already had a holy night, my friend. Let's make it a silent night now."
"Your moves are weak, bro. Your moves are weak."
"That'd improve my mood like crazy, you're funny, she's gonna scrap like a little bone, yeah, that's very cute."
"What even is a spine? I get called a cow where all the time. Why magic? I don't have one. It's like a calcium worm."
"Be that you kind of look like I could, Anakin. I could, you could be you slice the youth up, bruh. So hold on."
"That [ __ ] was fun as [ __ ], there you go, stop."
"It's all in the mousepad, I think you might just be a really good player as well, but hey, that's neither here nor there. Congratulations one more time for you, 1v1 all-star champion."
"I know where you're about to be in a couple minutes, Adam. In your mom's arms, crying about the way I'ma win it all."
"Elon said, 'Yes, we will play sexy snake jazz.'"
"She feeling you bro, she feeling you bro, dude you two for three and you actually kind of a go at this nah nah."
"Uncle shine, oh my gosh, ah, I knew Saturn wasn't right, inspector gadget's brother, aka Joe Grizzy, he's my guy, I appreciate Joe."
"I'm shining bright and waiting for my husband to come find me. Oh my gosh, just kidding."
"Guess who I'm going to be? Oh no, we defending... Can't be Master Chief."
"Oh no, he's behind you, interrupting me mid-flow. I'm all about the boing boing and he's just like, I'm out of here sucker."
"How you like getting hammered, Hammer bro? We don't need to go in any of the special stages because we got a hammer."
"Y'all might call me a cheater, but we were both pretty cheesy."
"It's way more fun to [expletive] talk. I mean, obviously you don't do it in classical chess."
"Guess who has the longest Starfleet army now?"
"Okay, guys, this is community games, where are the cow puns?"
"She's good at cooking. Well, I wish you had been! Yay, she's good at enchantment."
"See ya, wouldn't want to boo ya, unless you're Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson."
"How much money do you have, Laurie? Oh yeah, 500... 866, that's Icarus."
"May the 4th be with you, you know, come on, the other side says no."
"I really turned it on today. You thought you lost your ball two minutes ago. Very nice. Be honest now, you should run off."
"Matter of fact, I think I will. I did it. That was me, you are wild, Sunny. I know I'd be wilding."
"Ding dong, midnight. Where are you after my dear? Your future queen."
"I just want to say this right now, guys, Adam has a crush on the Pokémon, okay, no, I don't, I promise I don't, guys, Adam says he's number one, guys, let us know who your favorite NBA player is, Adam, who's yours, probably, um, Steph Curry."
"Everyone loves turkey and stuffing, but you'll be looking like a dessert!"
"Happy birthday to you, now quit your Arsenal team and come over to the right side of London."
"I killed it, he's had enough kisses."
"i'm a zombie him in that case you can fudge my brains out"
"I'm a ranch bitch and you're a honey mustard whore."
"Oh we're all very naughty aren't we now you're a good little Runner aren't you no not really who's a clever little auth really and who's a clever little author aren't you that's me auth."
"Little Willy action, I need to give Christian some lessons."
"Oh, did you see what they grabbed? A big old pole. They're gonna try to poke our balloons."
"'No touching my merchandise,' hissed Kaminari playfully, holding you in his embrace, 'But of course,' replied the man in kind, his smile widening while he bowed respectfully towards Kaminari."
"The Phillies crowd is electric. That's not hater Hank, I'm just... Oh, no, no, no. You're being hater Hank."
"I love you more, tails always win."
"I like to ride that line between compliment and tease."
"You're my type on paper, on paper. No, stop it darling, did you make me flatter?"
"It works for me, not because I have a soft spot for flirty fights, though that is part of it."
"Are you an actual cowboy or just a handsome man wearing the right hat?" she teased.
"You never know how somebody's gonna act, but now that I know that you're open to roasting me, I'm going to be collecting lots of things to just roast you back."
"You're crazy, babe. I haven't even started going crazy yet."
"Girls are the best, boys dribble."
"Is this how you impress a girl, Naruto?" Aphrodite asks, easily leaning against him. "Cause it's working."
"Don't worry... we're just joking, this is fun."
"It's perfect. I'm Flat Stanley; you are Flat Stanley. I'm cool Stanley."