"Let's talk about this colon tea which, let's be real, it's not the most appetizing name."
"It's really not going to lead to any kind of measurable weight loss."
"I still feel the need to talk about stuff like this because look, nothing is perfect, nobody's perfect, no product is perfect."
"If a product is shitty, it's shitty. Just gotta be honest."
"This product is so so bizarre and so specific the fact that it exists at all is baffling to me."
"I'll use a laptop and I'll be like, 'this is pretty cool, you know, this is like a work of somebody worked hard on this' and you'll be like, 'the arrow key is weird, doesn't have touchscreen'. You know, I'm Alex."
"Their assertion that the GameCube lacked innovation was utter nonsense."
"Don't use the essentials version and the foundation version because they are in fact handicapped."
"Before we even drive anywhere, it is very important that we tell you that this has one of the worst multimedia interfaces I've ever used."
"One of our biggest disappointments of the Pixel 3XL is that Google didn't try to fit in a bigger battery."
"It's not that we thought that the Stadia controller was bad or that the service was bad, it was they monetized it in the worst possible way and it failed. The market spoke and you [ __ ] up."
"There's no real rational basis behind this formulation for intra-workout purposes."
"A game so bad it's not even available to play anymore. It came and it left all in the same year."
"That's a good example of the kind of core problems that they were having with these guns."
"Audi focused all their efforts on the looks of this car and none of it on the substance."
"Even if we like something, it's okay to still be aware and acknowledge the faults that it might have."
"If you're charging money for a product, that product is now open to critique because people are spending their hard-earned cash on it."
"I think it's easy to call it a gimmick but there are gimmicks out there that are genuinely fun and genuinely like enjoyable to use."
"Love this idea and it's minifigure scale but I also don't think Lego has enough trains on the market for them to put this out."
"Battery life on the iPhone 6s is not very good."
"Joe Rogan drinks like anti-freeze. I think there's anti-freeze in Alpha Brain actually, that's one of the ingredients."
"Stoli gold is gonna go down to an F tier, it's not good, very overpowering, very bad."
"Buying a slingshot is now a complete waste of 500 bells. The god-awful balloon furniture set destroyed every ounce of childlike wonder I used to feel." - Brooke Crawford
"A flagship Smartwatch that doesn't have a 3 plus day battery life is unacceptable looking at you Apple."
"The HTC One doesn't have enough dramatic improvements to steer it ahead of the class."
"The Mac Pro, oh my gosh, it is not that great, it is not that Pro."
"The MacBook Pro just doesn't match in terms of pure performance."
"Honestly, the iPhone 15 Pro is legitimately Pro, but there are a few caveats."
"The 911 sound system is never that great, even with the top-of-the-line one."
"Over two teaspoons of white sugar in a 5.3 ounce serving."
"Microsoft is basically admitting the fact that what they got out the door may not have been as fully baked as it could have been."
"It's got that chemical cheap plastic taste that I've come to expect."
"Every kid needs this, and stop buying the plastic ones. They might have the pla- The plastic ones just get- They're stupid."
"One thing you can't deny is that it takes a metallic dump all over Genesis."
"You're not going to have the perfect everything bike."
"It's good that he made this video to basically warn people how like bad this product is... it is completely pointless."
"Damn Lexus, what the hell have you built with this car?"
"They didn't just stop working, it actually jarred the wheel, torqued the wheel to the right, and put me into a curb, causing an accident."
"I am NOT gonna wax lyrical about this and say everything is amazing just because I love Glocks so much."
"It's far from a perfect camera, it is a very special camera."
"Seven in one multi changeable cartridge, it looks like a ridiculous deformed blackberry marketed to kids."
"The attachment system for your firearms sucks."
"But while it is a first-rate phone it is not the best which is what's needed in 2015."
"This thing isn't just a thing made to sell a product."
"It's not good... I would probably buy just the Thanos one." - Dennis
"Why donuts give long johnson without love if you see on the bottom nurses only fun tim hortons yeah they don't do a long job see i uh."
"Personally not a huge fan of the magnetic clasp but a few of them do have it here in this roundup it's not too much of a pain but it's not our favorite."
"You should not buy Horizon Forbidden West on your PlayStation 5 console."
"That gap really needs to not exist because Valve needs to make sure that air is going through the fin stack and not escaping before it ever hits it."
"It's sad because it's the official one, and I love the Wizarding World, but it's a flop."
"It's a mix of poor design, not great manufacturing, and user error."
"Even today largely fall short of such bold claims."
"The best sleep headphones, but we hope for better."
"As much as I love how small this system is, I almost feel like they made it unnecessarily small."
"Why would they sell soap that's going to dye your clothes?"
"This battery cable could be about an inch longer, but she'll be okay."
"...it does have one of the worst microphone systems that I've experienced in a new car"
"...there are some elements of it which are annoying including that lane keeping system which can be a little bit assertive but I've just turned it off every single time I've driven the car"
"You can't just get a motorcycle to go 194 miles per hour by giving it a cool bird name and slapping a big kanji on the fairing."
"This does pretty good, but look at this Polo logo right here, it looks like it got melted in the dryer or something."
"I think the only thing I don't love about this car is the comfort of the seats."
"...I think a lot of people really love it for every day that being said it is just so light it doesn't have a lot of depth..."
"What are the flaws that I was talking about with their original Boulder boot?"
"Honda dude, what have y'all done? This ain't even a Honda anymore."
"One thing I do want to note when you are using these more pigmented shades in the satin formula I definitely noticed some feathering and bleeding of the lipstick."
"Sometimes they do stuff like this where I'm like, really Filson? Where's the value?"
"The thing is I've gotten away from wipes because I feel like they just leave such a residue of like surfactants on your skin that really is not good for your skin."
"It's kind of got that iconic design; it's not a perfect bag by any means... but otherwise, I do really like the bag."