"Mordekaiser is such a goofball. Oh, Skarner, you poor fool."
"Enjoy the movies. Buy the movies. Eat the movies. Touch the boobies."
"The first and best of the Bill and Ted movies, Excellent Adventure offered up a playful and deceptively smart riff on typical time travel yarns."
"Oh [], go, I went in the back. Oh hey, oh what up, I slipped. That little []'s evil."
"That's it for the Lan show this week. See you again next week, same bad time, same bad channel except not."
"I'm on vacay but I'm not going to see you again next week, same that time, same bad channel. But he will."
"I gotta go. We were having such a nice chat. Oh, shade, you ever see anything so pretty in your miserable lives?"
"What a game, Joseph! Silly for sure, what a game."
"I have been known to be pretty foxy in my day." - Jessica
"Particles girls are actually pervy too. Yo, if she's actually a pervy, oh heck yeah, that sounds amazing. Girls that are pervy too, that's exactly my kind of style."
"Because the original SpongeBoy was not a mop... It was... [Doodlebob noises]"
"The meat has fallen and is begging to be grabbed. Step one: get meat. Done. Step two: get rid of meat."
"It stings you with this little heart-shaped stinger and you love it even if you're prey you will love it."
"Oh my gosh, I totally forgot to name her. Okay, Maple."
"It's not just about the egg, it's about the fun I had along the way."
"Oh my god, it definitely moved. It's going towards Leaky!"
"Unmeltable ice might not be cool, but you know what's cooler than meltable ice? Bubbles!"
"Love it, love it, yes of course sunscreen, honey. Alright, I always advocate protection."
"We're fine, we still made noise though, oh please tell me there's some goodies."
"Make big mistakes, holla! What's wrong with me? This is my new merch."
"Very important to put the mustache on before it oh beautiful and then we just leave luke behind see you later dude."
"It's got that rivals to lovers, that high school atmosphere, just that playful fun vibe."
"Oh, come on! Is this not it? It's a cat, but it's a fluffy wuffy kitty weenie. Unless it is planning on destroying the world with evil adorableness, then once again it has failed."
"And that means Nutter Butter, you are officially the Snack I'd Love to Mack."
"That's a frog that I would go on an adventure with."
"From ballers to balls, we are sponsored by Manscaped today."
"You cannot play in swamp floodwaters, even if it looks fun. It's poo-poo water."
"I really thought that was like a good pet but um here no if I change my voice I don't mean to be mean."
"Is he a fossil? Oh, Stampy, I'd like your ass."
"Oh look, an asteroid. I hope it wants to be friends."
"I'm just playing with you kiddo, we need all the help we can get."
"I think you're crushing on George Spencer. Also crush it."
"They'll be like, 'Can I come and eat your vibe food at your vibey house?'"
"Arriving in Hell: 'Oh my God, I am a huge fan of your deviled eggs.'"
"Be sure you do somethin' fun for yourself today."
"Easiest job in the world, you show up, play recorders, no really, do this here."
"See, well I'm just going to be athletically jumping around the plains of this oblivion."
"Fashion is fun say it with me fashion is fun fun fun."
"Respectfully, I need you to relax. Like, keep calm, my nails are pink, keep calm. You're doing too much."
"Is this an innocent little diddy about Nostalgia or is it a little bit naughty?"
"Burgers go together. Kels grabs our sandwich. Get 'em! So yum!"
"Wow bruh, you know Jordan I know that this isn't sand but I'm feeling good about this."
"Eat your vegetables, collective, eat yo grapes rebecca no but for real eat your vegetables."
"Love is in the air, maybe the bees are buzzing."
"Never know one day we might be able to remove that Genie entirely oh well."
"Why not? What's better than one giant hammer? Two giant hammers."
"Such a fun goofy and above all incredible song."
"Thank you, stay salty and I'll see you in the next."
"Imagine how funny if I was just like 'I'm not throwing you in the water.'"
"If you're feeling any sort of cuteness aggression about us, I mean, we are charming."
"Oh, you've caught me at a disadvantage, haven't you, my darlings?"
"One ferocious kitty you got there."
"Oh my gumdrop, I'm saved! Thank you, dear Gelatin!"
"I'm loving this snappy side, man. Only '90s kids can understand this."