"My son now, I'll be like, 'Hey dude, you wanna miss school and go to SeaWorld?' He's like, 'SeaWorld with Brendan Schaub?'"
"it's come it's a long way to Kansas and here we are we're in Kansas and God bless it we've arrived we have a lot of representation tonight I think it's important and I think Chloe Zhao has made a fabulous film fabulous"
"Somebody is going to be, at least one person's gonna die in this. Don Cheadle, I'm looking at you."
"It's Glen Campbell, it's John Paul Jones on the melotron on the zeppo. I mean what's the difference tonight?"
"I reckon Sterling, Harlingen, fam. Obviously, I know Messi won the World Cup or not, but come on, bro."
"If I take the stage and say 'Justin Timberlake, what's up man?' you've got something that's non-formulaic, this is real, this is happening."
"That's a move. That's sick. That's a move. Lily James, the left is... She looks... Left is so good."
"They got a guy, they got Tom Brady, they got it."
"I don't know what's happening with the Grammys, but oh well, this should be interesting. This should be interesting. I am very, very, very surprised at Taylor Swift's one nomination which is Best Pop Album."
"Travis Scott sent you. Yeah, say Captain Jackson, they did and they said what?"
"Danny DeVito appreciates you, have a good one."
"I hope they bring Michelle Rodriguez to the forefront." - Mark Riley
"It's your body of work right yeah everybody always bring up Odell Beckham Jr."
"God damn [__], that's your first? J Cole was right. I love Gojo."
"You just stare at them, Kevin Hart, yeah, and try to take confidence."
"Shaq saying my name on TNT, that's a big one. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, that's one of them... Like, 'I'm here now.' Yeah, let's go."
"LeBron, the devil boy, that boy the real-life Devil Boy. [__] don't know he with the boulay."
"It's nice having you around like I'm Jake view suddenly. I got like well what about there's like god you're right Cedric's on TV now that is a good thing."
"Whatever your problem is, it's not me. It's not Lizzo."
"Every week it's something, but you know, we have it. You can't Joe Rogan him, he's just like gonna sell your houses, he's like, 'Yeah, prubs.'"
"That performance made me burst into tears and sent shivers down my spine." - Cara Delevingne on Beyoncé's Coachella performance
"Lastly, shout out to Michael Jordan the 76ers almost, you know it's a pretty solid improvement."
"I don't care who you are, I'm gonna come find you, because nobody left with Tupac."
"Thank God Jordan Peterson's keeping comedy alive."
"Finally, who will shake comedy to The Next Step? Who will defend comedy? Joe Rogan."
"Every time Jacqueline Hill launches something there always seems to be some kind of mess every time."
"You're not a fan of multiple Tom Brady jerseys?"
"This is the matter don't judge me I'm gonna be out there I mean you got 50 you got Chris you got Usher Mariah you got Missy man absolutely."
"Alright, what's next? If only we already talked about, pretty sure great film love that movie news my affection for Elizabeth Olsen." - [Unnamed commenter]
"Uh, nice try buddy. No, really, I'm Stan Lee."
"Have you seen agent Farris? She's Keri Russell and she's super hot."
"Seriously, like you deserve it. You deserve Elon Musk."
"Hey Pat why are you wearing a sports coat with a tank top?" Well, I just got back from a golf trip with the Mannings.
"Frank Castle took German accent lessons from Sasha Baron Cohen."
"Nardo Wick on Goodfellas, that was one of the biggest standouts for me."
"I think I could take the Rock, who is back there." - Panelist
"Get your young ovaries away from Usman, AKA Soulja Boy, he's my other first one."
"Don't underestimate the power of a good haircut. Don't underestimate the charm of Matt Smith."
"It's about survival and you know that was the only way I actually got to survive with John Wall because of that, you know, I had to think fast."
"Keep your eyes open for that, of course, the one the only Mr. Kristian Harloff."
"Let me slap you in the titties with this: Patrick Stewart."
"This is a huge win for Snyder, you, and maybe even Henry Cavill."
"I met her here, as a matter of fact. Shout out, Mama Snoop."
"He's so underrated Jim Gaffigan but that reminded me."
"Having them be a part of it yeah well Troye Sivan we love you but maybe get a fatty in there oh fatty or two yeah Daddy in there maybe I can go there everywhere I'm a fatty."
"We almost have the same number of listeners as Joe Rogan."
"Bretman gave us a lot of looks... come on, brandon, you ate."
"You think Snoop would be a fan of your content say safe bet I'd say that's a safe bet me and Snoop will get along really well."
"I think I will send that tweet to Mr. T., so if you see it, give it a like or a retweet, something like that. I pity the food!"
"Number of people who drowned by falling into a pool clearly corresponds directly with films Nicholas Cage has appeared in."