Wicked Business Quotes
"For five terrific months, I felt like my life was finally coming together. And then two men and a monkey dropped into my world and changed it forever."
"So who's to say some people don't have abilities just north of normal."
"It's sort of alarming that I can be so easily swayed by a compliment, but there you have it."
"People have chased after the stones for centuries, going on nothing more than blind faith that the stones exist, and they've done some horrific things to get them."
"The whole witch trial thing makes my nuts crawl."
"If I could be sure it would be me, I'd be happy to make the sacrifice. Unfortunately, if it was Diesel and I had to save the world all by myself, I'd be up the creek without a paddle."
"You could trust a woman who likes s'mores. It's the gooey factor."
"It was almost like dating me was a science experiment."
"The almond blossom has long been a symbol of hope."
"The only normal people are people you don't know very well."
"Hope endures in the reader of this message. Love comes to those who still hope."
"I've got dysentery, and my camel runs away, I expect a new camel to show up fast."
"The landscape was interesting at first and then turned ugly with potholed highways and crazy angry drivers careening around insane traffic circles that shot roads off in all directions."
"I've heard rumors that I'm considered high maintenance with low reward."
"This is a mess," I said to Cat. "What if I get caught? What will I say? I'm sorry, your honor, but I was trying to save all of mankind."
"Clara said I was useless, so she gave me the afternoon off. She said she didn't want to hear any more about saving the world, but golly, it's important. I mean, it's the world."
"You realize Harry Potter isn't real, right?" "Of course, but he could be. I mean, maybe not Harry Potter, but someone like him. Who's to say?"
"You've blacked your windows," Hatchet said to me. "You're hiding something, and I want it."
"I doest not have a little weewee," Hatchet said. "That is an untruth. An affront to my weewee."
"Everyone doth fart," Hatchet said. "Not like you," Glo said. "You're a ham farter."
"I know who you are," she said to me, her voice soft, barely above a whisper, her eyes fully dilated black. "And I know what you do. And I'm telling you now, if you continue to serve Diesel, I will destroy you. Literally. When I'm done with you, there will only be ashes scattered by the wind."
"The history of Tichy persuades when innocence prevails."
"Just think of a cemetery as a history book with grass."
"Honor, duty, sex, and the NFL. Not necessarily in that order."
"Those whose minds are shaped by selfless thoughts give Joy when they speak or act. Joy follows them like a shadow."
"Magic is something you don't understand and can't explain."
"You bake cupcakes. You're nothing more than a minion, like that idiot Hatchet."
"You’re leaking energy. You’re going to self-combust if you keep going like this."
"This is a St. John. You do not do this to a St. John Knit!"
"Stand back. Don’t get any of the flour on you, or you might turn into a rock, too."
"I was in a hurry. I might not have done it exactly right."
"I don’t think she can move. I think you made her like a rock."
"Yes, but the frickberry hasn’t come in yet. So this might not last forever."
"I drove past the parking lot on my way here. Early was still there, looking like a statue."
"I like the thought. It would be a huge pain if there were two crazy, power-hungry women after the stone."
"Sometimes I throw my yogurt cups in the garbage."
"I do not have issues. You’re the one with the issues."
"Nothing like a little B&E to get your blood pumping."
"He looks kind of old. I’m old as dirt, but you should see what I can do with a spoon."
"Would you take something that looks like this from a stranger and eat it? I got a new rule since my time living in the park. I don’t eat food that’s brown."
"Did I tell you about the time I bent three spoons at once?"
"I’m hot, baby. I’m back! Morty Sandman’s still got it."
"And then there are times like this when I’m reminded that I’ve been assigned a protector, and the magnitude of my responsibility sinks in."
"You would make a terrible general. You’re willing to sacrifice the many for the one."
"Fruit isn’t a dessert unless it’s in pie crust."
"I always thought it would be fun to be handcuffed in certain situations, but turns out it isn’t fun to be handcuffed in any situation."
"Nothing serious, but she might drool a little for an hour or two."
"Terrifying and at the same time I had this crazy desire to lick him."
"We’ve run down every other ridiculous idea, and some of them got us to this point. We might as well run down this ridiculous idea, too."
"It’s going to be okay. You’re with me. I’m not going to let anything bad happen to you."
"You can open your eyes now. We’re at the end of the tunnel. We’re going up."
"It’s like Indiana Jones. Remember how that big boulder was coming at him in Raiders of the Lost Ark? This is a snap compared to that."
"I don’t eat cupcakes. Do I look like I eat cupcakes? I don’t think so. I work glutes and abs seven days a week."
"World domination and chaos. My name is Anarchy!"
"Stay close was advice I didn’t need. As it was, I couldn’t get close enough."
"The only one more unhappy than me to be in the dark, dank tunnel was Carl."
"I hadn’t seen the spiders hanging from webs above our heads or the dirt sifting down from rotting support beams."
"I stepped into the room and felt a sense of relief."
"I can’t believe I got talked into this harebrained idea."
"You’ve been frozen in one spot, staring into that bowl of frosting, for the last ten minutes."
"Saving the world gets old pretty quick. I’d rather scrub a cake pan any day of the week."
"You have a priceless, powerful relic that has been carefully guarded for centuries, and you’re going to take it to a bar to see if it gets you hooked up?"
"You tricked me with that worthless piece of glass."
"The truth is, this was a creaky, moldy old building."
"I’m going to get the singed ends trimmed off."
"There are some things a man should find out for himself."