"It never ends, oh my God, what is wrong with you, man?"
"Put it on, groans, many Poles, oh here we go, here we go, yeah, yeah, yeah."
"This week was a lot like I can't even."
"I felt like, oh Lord, help us all."
"Hormones, man... Hormones are [ __ ] crazy."
"What the hell was even that? Earth to Elizabeth!"
"No more doors please, please no more doors."
"Oh, this is a [ __ ] nightmare, right?"
"I swear to [ __ ] God he tried to roll it down."
"It's honestly just so infuriating."
"What the [ __ ] are you saying now, man?"
"How are you bathing, you [ __ ]? Get it off! What are you doing? Just keep bathing, keep scrubbing! You don't want to see any skins. Get rid of all the extra skins!"
"Damn you, Doctor, about you, damn you."
"Oh, cleaning again? But, every week?"
"Literally, just... oh my god. 30 minutes of my life that I'm never getting back, bro."
"What do we do?" I asked, exasperated by that point.
"She threw her arms up hopelessly. Your earthways are so nonsensical."
"Hey, get a room guys! Get a room! Jesus!! GET A ROOM! GET A ROOM GUYYS!"
"Unbelievable. This lady needs a serious dose of go f yourself. Arrow, please."
"It's not a goddamn farmer's field, it's the Himalayas for Christ's sake!"
"This is my biggest problem with all this [__] dude, holy [__]."
"Lord have mercy," said Derek, "today's youth and their rude responses."
"Well damn, Jackie, I can't control the weather."
"It's 2024, I don't know why I have to say this to people."
"Just let the girl live, goddamn it."
"Holy macaroni, lane discipline anyone?"
"I am not repeating myself again," said every mom.
"Let's have some freaking lightness for God's sake."
"Oh faithless generation, how long will I be with you? How long will I endure you? Bring him to me."
"How can the same [expletive] happen to the same guy twice?"
"You're impossible," he said under his breath.
"I'm so sick of monsters and gods showing up and threatening the universe."
"He's possessed. I can't handle him."
"Oh Lord," she muttered, "what you need is a keeper."
"Oh damn you, Jareth, and damn me."
"Yes, you idiot, I am so freaking in love with you."
"How shall we contrive to make a miracle?" she said in thinnest exasperation.
"Enough is enough already with all that madness."
"I'm over here saying, 'What the [__] are the rules?'"
"Sometimes I wonder if I teach at the zoo or the circus."
"I can't even believe we're talking about this."
"I then had to drive a hundred miles around... oh my goodness."
"This boy is going to be the end of me someday."
"I would never choose that; please give me a break."
"This is really getting ridiculous."
"What world are we living in, man? What is going on?"
"What the duck is wrong with people?"
"You're the most exasperating man alive."
"My holy sweet baby rays, this is why I could never be a teacher."
"I'm getting sick of living in unprecedented times, I'm done with it."
"Can't we just chill on the drama, guys? Jesus Christ, you guys have been super dramatic."
"Yes, it rings in my ear as kind of, 'Will no one rid me of this meddlesome priest?'"
"For the love of goodness gracious."
"I was just like, God, universe, why did you give me so much hair?"