"You look like an offspring of a waterbug and Lil Wayne."
"Insulting the wives of the Prophet is insulting the Prophet himself."
"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!"
"Well at least I don't have a donkey face, Jimmy."
"It's just a scam, I was across the line you stupid baldheaded idiot!"
"I'm so glad your stupidity surpassed my every expectation."
"Be a little bit more open-minded, you [ __ ] idiot."
"You crazy idiot, you traitor... get the hell out of here."
"What a pathetic excuse for a man. I mean it's no wonder he supports castration. This is a castrated man himself."
"I'll explain, and I'll use small words that you'll be sure to understand. You warthog faced buffoon."
"To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people."
"You are not wise enough, not interesting enough, not smart enough to understand that I am the best human on this earth."
"You've got so ugly you've been hiding for 6,000 years."
"Please do me a gigantic favor and take a long walk off a short dock."
"Simp is a slang insult for men who are seen as too attentive and submissive to women."
"If somebody came up to me on the street and said 'I don't like you, here's $100,' I'd be like 'Thanks dude, means a lot.'"
"You are literally Bozo United, you are Boester United, you are dog."
"Tommy, you're a fool, you pig in a crown bully."
"It's not an insult if it is objectively true."
"You just insulted him, the little Texas thing you got on your hand."
"You are a worthless, friendless, little piece of [ __ ]!"
"You can't make the claim that you're so intelligent in these fields and have no background in the field as an insult to anybody that works the field."
"Their hateful defiance of his legitimacy is an insult to each of us."
"You're dog water, you're dog water, you're dog."
"You're at a very low chance just to win this track against me, has like 10 producers, but you're still just a piss baby."
"Your moves are weak, bro. Your moves are weak."
"He said basically $600, then giving $600 right now is like the most insulting thing in the history of the earth."
"That's when it gets ignorant, where it's like, 'Oh, like that's why your mama died from an overdose'."
"In honor of Alexandria Kardashian, you will never be a real Kardashian. You will never be smart, you will never be kind, you would never be beautiful, you would never be accepted."
"Shayne is my, the- dumbest (beep) idiot I've ever known."
"The guy has an IQ of a [__] box of thumbtacks."
"It's just a good, good insult: 'up your shaft.'"
"Obviously, you're such an idiot. Yes, I know I am."
"Check this hate out, I told Logan is awesome 'cause he disguises purple, this ash shows up and goes, bro, you look like a snake that just came out of a garbage can, Ash equals trash, it's literally your name, nerd, that's right, that's right."
"No matter what you do, you're still gonna be a worthless slime."
"There's no greater insult... They called me a clown." - Indie Developer
"Ignorant should not be an insult. It just means you don't know something."
"These people are idiots, low IQ, substandard, just leeches, mooches, cockroaches beneath my feet."
"Have fun staying poor." - "Financial dominatrix insult"
"Cartman, you're so goddamn stupid it's unbelievable." - Scott Tenorman's Dad
"It's just objectively a horrible thing to say to someone."
"I'm not the one who's funny, you know what's funny? You, you're a joke, you old creep."
"It's the greatest insult to cut a dwarf's beard off, indeed."
"No one knows what you're talking about, you idiot."
"Threatening and insulting people...is just wrong."
"What's actually worse than tipping zero dollars? Tipping one cent."
"You're not capable of running a [ __ ] bath."
"You're not a real man. How insulting would that be?"
"I'm just saying, you're a [expletive] clown."
"It's a great insult that feels like it could be a compliment."
"Boy, I know you ain't talking with that receding ass hairline."
"He will never work for someone as pathetic and fat as him."
"If you vote me, you're literally an idiot."
"Calling it like you sees it aside, I want to personally insult you."
"I'm not going to waste my time even naming the idiot because that's exactly what he is."
"What a Sad Little Life, Jane, but I hope now you spend it on getting some lessons in Grace and decorum cuz you have all the grace of a reversing dump truck without any tires on."
"I'm saying that Taylor Swift, you are a spoiled, ostrich-legged, no-talent, big-footed freak."
"Whenever Sidious refers to Darth Vader as his friend, it is actually the greatest insult that he can levy at Vader."
"Priscilla begins insulting Amelia, so Betty throws shade right back at her."
"Hey, you stink big man, you stink."
"you think you can buy your way out of anything take me for example you sent me off with your four hundred dollars yesterday to get rid of me do you know how insulting that is"
"You're such a piece of [__] for saying that."
"It's insulting. You're good enough for hand-me-down characters, but we don't believe we can create new characters."
"Roses aren't green, violets aren't pink, you need a shower cuz you [__] stink."
"That big dog there reminds me of another dog, Drop Wanes. Take that, dirty sheets."
"You once called me a warped frustrated old man."
"It's upsetting. I felt like, and this is a low bar to clear, but I felt it was insulting my intelligence, my very minimal intelligence."
"Uno, yeah, you're a bastard, yeah."
"When someone insults you and it's actually a good one you haven't heard before."
"Literally the lowest possible raise they could have given. Fully insulting."
"Homelander is a [ __ ]! That's almost like a name now, that's almost like an insult. Martin, you a homelander, you take that back."
"I've been a bad boy, your mother didn't love you. It's very clear."
"You're in the way, you hunchback of not-your-crap."
"I bet you got some chocolate pudding, but you so fat you actually ate what The Rock was cookin'."
"If I'm built like Diego, then you gon' have to scratch that 'cause since we talkin' about Dora, (bleep) you built like a backpack."
"Her favorite insult was, 'You fat [__] loser,' or maybe, 'If you lost some weight you wouldn't get injured so often.'"
"And you, Fats, I know you so hungry you eat nothing but old candy. [BLEEP],, with these big ass titties, you could breastfeed Nick Cannon's whole family."
"Without that hat, you look like a testicle with bad vision."
"All the weight that Rick Ross lost, your head found it."
"The most insulting compliment someone can give you is that you came from nowhere."
"MJF, you are a world-class douchebag."
"Get your own arts program, you fairy!"
"The only reason I didn't kill your stupid ass is because you look so goddamn stupid and I felt sorry for you."
"We should be insulted, we should not buy those batteries because they've said that because they've lied so boldly and they've treated us like we're morons."
"You're an idiot. Even if your wand works, it wouldn't stop a bludger." - Hermione
"Your head's so big when your thought comes up they like typewriters."
"Your legs look like two chopsticks."
"Your booty is as wide as Piedmont Park."
"It's an insult to our country as the world is already laughing at us for so many other reasons."
"You morons aren't smart enough to understand how optics work."
"If anyone ever called me a PE from Willow, to me that's way more offensive than [ __ ]."
"If anyone ever called me a Peck, that's like, oh, that one kind of stung."
"I'm the sniper, you're an imitation sniper, you're diet sniper, your sniper zero, you piece of [ __ ]."
"Jeremy Clarkson: Ugliest man in the world you wouldn't shag even if they were left."
"Our man ends up dominating the battle and I love how he blatantly insults the Decepticon leader right before kicking him out of his own ship."
"He called the old man a Lambo Taoist and said that he was quite popular when he sold the same pills."
"A Beacon of Hope for all of you inadequate morons."
"And yes, she is a bitch. B-I-C-T-H. And in that order."
"No wonder your mom doesn't like you."
"She called him a PE bra. He does sound narrow-minded silly [ __ ]."
"Are you gonna insult me more after this, try to insult me."
"Shut it, Little Miss Scholarship."
"You're a spineless, no-good idiot."
"How many things do people tell me that they intend to insult me with that I can take as a compliment?"
"Congratulations, you must have worked very hard to become such a colossal jerk so quickly."
"You have no Stripes no muscle on the Block just fake a sucker you a grown man in a child's body."
"I'm choking! I hope you choke to death, you disgusting little turd!"
"Daddy sperm in every raggedy egg and your mom fallopian - that's for being dogs, getting dirty."
"You a bastard, you a bastard, you a bastard."
"I might have told him something else too but I just can't remember what. What a butt, what an absolute buttthe head."
"Thankfully, the insult was actually related to the thing that he is known for doing and makes a living doing."
"If you're going to insult me, insult you? Is that possible?"
"This hurt me a lot. I was heartbroken, not only were they insulting me, but my son as well."
"You ever seen a dog? Here's a low-down, dirty dog, right there."
"Using someone's name incorrectly is like one of the most fundamental insults that you could possibly do. It's really denying who you are at a fundamental level."
"It's not my fault that you like dense tents and you lack mental capacity without anything more."
"So I'm sorry that you're such a baby because I actually belong to two tribes the Cherokee pee pees and your mom's pee I visit is it the second one more often than the first."
"You are one of the most disgusting people I've ever met in my entire life."
"I swear to the gods I will restring your loot with your own pubic hair"
"That's the hardest burn you have ever heard, it's a stupid burn you didn't burn me."
"I love a good insult, especially one with an original bite to it."
"Congratulations, you’re a certified waste of oxygen."
"This game isn't mid, you dumb freaking knucklehead."
"And since you on his meat, That's why they put you in a hot dog truck."
"Togashi, you are an absolute dick wizard."
"You're so ugly that no one would kiss you, even if they swap bodies with my homie Captain Ginyu."
"The worst thing you can do is insult a girl because it shows she wins. She made you mad."
"You're not just wrong, you're stupid. And you're ugly, just like your mom."
"You stink, and on a scale of 1 to 10, you're totally like a 14."
"Oh, kiss my entire crown ass, man."
"Once again, adding insult to injury, Hook runs off when the croc rears its head."
"Your mom a whole 12:00 boy out here, she got CAU by her, she keep stealing Kawasakis, her hand scraped up, withie popping ass. Your mom a dirt bike G, your mom the dirt bike G is CRA."
"I asked a bartender what's cheap and has a lot of alcohol in it and he said you"
"He's just a [ __ ] little creepy [ __ ] head."
"To insult the fool is the praise of wisdom."
"Richard Miller, I'm dragging these nuts on your face, Richard Miller."
"You're probably the grossest human being I've ever seen. Well, you're like Pennywise."
"That's why I called her an undercover [__]."
"...more like Bra Face, he-you having that, you suck!"
"Everybody knows he lost except fat ass."
"I'm a Hunter, I go out there and I hunt big [ __ ] Wilder beasts like your big nosed ass."
"Charlie Brown Charlie Brown get your get your Charlie Brown ass out here."
"Who the hell are they? They're worse than what I'd call a-holes."
"Wildstyle, If you don't get your "uncle at the family reunion, the ribs almost done," looking ass up outta here."
"Wildstyle, You don't get your civil rights face but Nickelodeon body, ass up outta here."
"Just shut the [__] up like a little [__] Paul."
"I'm gonna use these teeth since you're just that [ __ ]."
"You're a jerk and your hair is stupid!"
"Look at you, huh? You're the type of guy that gets out of the shower to take a piss. Why don't you turn your teeth around and bite your throat?"
"Let me just say that of all the idiots in all the idiot villages in all the idiot worlds, you stand alone, my friend."
"Denying Christ's sufficiency is an insult to the perfect work of our Lord Jesus Christ."
"You [ __ ] slow [ __ ] fat pig of a goddamn sports car."
"You look like you knocked your face in the cheese dip back in '83."
"You wanna dance too with your sorry ass?"
"Ouch. Oh, such an insult. Let me know when you come up with something creative to call me, you sack of poly-packaged horse [__]."
"You sorry as hell with that fake ass super saiyan cut you got going on my boy."
"You venomous woman are not worthy to mention shi's name."
"Normal is the cruelest insult of all."
"He doesn't make me mad. Jack dhy is the piece of poop that dangles from your butt after a nice [__], and you like you wiggle a little bit to try to get that little piece of [__] out."
"I think your career's in the toilet." - Tom Brown
"I'm not apologizing to Buzz. I'd rather kiss a toilet seat."
"What a [ __ ] burn, man, like next level."
"Spoiler: You're a dumbass. How about that?"
"I called you a [__] cuz you a [__], you thought I was going to come see you."
"Ya basic! It’s a human insult. It’s devastating."
"It's okay if you want to insult Christianity, it's okay if you want to insult any other kind of ideology or religion, but we just want an exception for us."
"You can imagine where the hell Malcolm is but you don't know what one plus one is, you dumbass!"
"But I think that's like you would do back, I would never do this to cup farts and put them in your sister's face you sick son of an ass."
"'Darling.' 'I ain't your darling, you scumbag.'"
"Instead of uniting the royal family with its most loyal and powerful ally, Aerys chose instead to insult my family."
"You my friend looks a damn leathery I'm honestly tempted to wrap you around a baseball since you up with a belt and stick you under my mattress."
"I just bullet and I go, 'Pull up my gun, your biggest talent is being Larry David's friend.' Boom!"
"This is too good! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"
"Rush looks at the camera and calls him a puta."
"I wasn't actually saying you were the lowest of the low. I was imagining, when something is six feet under, and that would be what you would say when you're standing there at the funeral, that the body is the lowest of the low, because they're so low."
"I sit back here and I heard Paul Heyman run you guys down like I ain't never heard nobody run down. You're all a bunch of yellow starry-ass cowards."
"Every dis is actually a compliment."
"Can't put a price on comedy. You're a [ __ ], Gareth. You're a [ __ ] and a no end."
"You're a [ __ ], you're a [ __ ], you're a [ __ ], you're a [ __ ]."
"...you got David Allen Greer's hairline and I should further push his wig back but [__] it, you got a Don Johnson head."
"Wow, he finally has to admit it. Logan Pole you are a loser."
"What are you doing, you sad little man?"
"You trash, man, you get rocks up, can you box, show? Pearl handle so fancy, remind you of the Jamie Foxx show."
"I hope you lose your job so you can be like me, a bum."
"He's got a list of credits longer than your [ __ ] dick."
"You are a joke, and just the same as all of those losers, all those Fat Sweaty losers, you are a complete joke."
"You privacy rapist, do me a favor."
"I don't take criticism from common creatures like you, worm."
"For many reading this, their automatic response to insult is offense and feelings of personal attack."
"The way to deal with such an attack is to not take it as an insult. It is only an insult because you perceived it to be that way."
"The real insult to injury is that they're not allowed to have sponsors on their shorts."
"The worst swearing I can give any of you is to call you a bastard."
"Your level of douchenozzleness is just increasing by the second."
"Blessed are you when people insult you."
"You just have a fat ass [ __ ] head."
"Rat bastard is a really funny insult to me because it implies that not only are you a rat, you're a rat born out of rodent wedlock."
"Who's the moron in this conversation?"
"I'm not laughing because I think you're lying, I'm laughing because I think you're an idiot."
"If you're offended by being called a lazy bones, the most milk toast half-hearted dad joke insult in the world, then you're a baby bones."
"Darling, you really are the most graceless dimwitted pumpkin I ever met."