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"The office, fortunately, or not, is where most of us spend the majority of our waking hours. That's why it's important that you always maintain good workplace etiquette because how you deal with your co-workers and your office environment can often make the key difference between happy and unhappy employment."
"Having good office etiquette means that you are respectful and considerate both of your co-workers and of the overall office environment around you."
"Having a gym in our office has been absolutely wonderful."
"Any woman who's ever stepped foot in an office probably has encountered some men like this."
"Building Jagex, one desk at a time." - The early days of Jagex's expansion and office setup.
"He disliked office culture, posh word drinks, flash car competitions, and the rat race."
"They put the stapler in jello. Funniest thing I've ever seen."
"If you're rolling up to your desk being a mopey [__], you're probably not going to make a lot of money."
"It's like you're actually just going into some office and just having to like talk to people and shit."
"It takes guts. But when you’re in that office, that’s just what you do."
"When you're in your early twenties...we literally would have to be thrown out of the office at night."
"The danger of accelerationism is that maybe we'll just end up with Dwight as the boss forever."
"I ordered huge portions of dessert... now I have enough food to feed a whole office building."
"What do you think of Trudeau's top staffer absolutely melting down on social media? Is this a sign of what else is happening in his office?"
"Commercial real estate is not going away nobody's going back to the office."
"Companies have realized that most office work could be easily done remotely."
"If you've ever worked in an office... You will really get a kick out of this."
"Any day that you're not behind a desk is a good day."
"White collar workers are starting to bring lunch."
"We took a poll in the office today, half of the people in the office had never used a paper map."
"Don't overwork and don't rush back to the office if you don't feel comfortable yet, listen to yourself, do what you need to do."
"Remote work meant a welcome break from office microaggressions."
"But that's what I love about this office, that has character, guys."
"Tone gets completely lost in emails. Oh yeah, I need to be able to just walk into someone's office or cube and be like, 'Hey, can we talk about this thing? Let's chat.' But now if I just email someone, 'Hey, let's talk,' it terrifies them."
"I feel like as part of our job interviews if we ever hire on more people like we should put them through this, right? Oh yeah, no, this is a really good testament if you can handle being in this office."
"What does the frame certificate behind Michaels desk say?"
"An office is a place where dreams come true."
"You bring so much brightness to the office. Everybody loves you. Team Kate all the way!"
"Our jobs are inherently alienating, but these otherwise unsatisfying work days were broken up by a series of in-person conversations, interactions, and culture."
"Many of us here at SpaceX, and probably also at NASA, have a replica Tremor at our desks."
"I don't work in an office. I don't need to squeeze into one."
"We're playing football in economics in accountancy offices and legal chambers, and something feels a bit unsatisfactory about that."
"Office Buildings in the US are 20% vacant and another 20% are leased but people don't come in."
"If you want to have great team members in your office, you better be pleasant to be around."
"You're perceived as the go-to person in the office that just knows everything."
"He's literally treated like a baby everywhere like you literally go into your office and people are like what picture do you like Eric."
"I don't want to have to show up in the office every single week."
"I think if I worked in a regular office building, I don't know, unless it was really big and they had social events, if I was just sitting at one desk all day, I think it would drive me crazy."
"Who says we gotta be here permanently? We can move the office."
"We're never gonna go back to the office the way we were before"
"It's very officey. It's very well done."
"Congratulations, I think you're the first person I'm going around the office and asking if they could do Fortnite dances."
"I don't work in an office. I don't need to squeeze into one to hear some bad news."
"Imagine if we lived in a world where all of us loved what we did so much that when we were laying there on our deathbed, we were like, 'I wish I had more time in the office, man.'"
"Working in the office, and then at six o'clock we put our laptops in the drawers and went downstairs. I finally feel like we actually have somewhere that we can go and do work and then close the door on work like a normal person."
"She was close to being the heart and soul of the office."
"I just felt like the office, I related more to the office because I worked in offices."
"A lot of it came down to snacks, and frankly, that's what makes a good meeting in any office too."
"You've been hit by, you've been struck by, malicious compliance."
"We had created a system where we had this small office with funny young people and digital cameras and digital everything."
"We had a Phil Collins day to screw with a co-worker who professed to hating Genesis."
"Our supervisor says if we can get 10k followers by Friday, we can get an office turtle and name it Pickles."
"A work wife is a term spawned from office wife which dates back to the 1930s."
"At the end of the day, you want a work husband who makes all those hours at the office that much more enjoyable."
"I'm not superstitious, but we a little stitious around here, just a little bit."
"It's chicks in the office with Rianne Fran giving you that Friday energy on a Wednesday."
"I bring a mischievous vibe to the office that's usually absent."
"It's an honor to be nominated; you're not supposed to nominate every argument in the office."
"Hey everybody, welcome back to office hours."
"The best part about working in an office is when it's someone's birthday and they bring in cake."
"Nerf guns add an element of surprise, competition, and fun to the office."
"Some say office parties are where many an office romance is born."
"This example is part of a wider trend: companies introducing new incentives to make staff happier to come into the office."
"Businesses realize they don't need their employees at the office."
"He truly took care of his staff and even outside of the office, everyone enjoyed his company and spending time with him."
"We are about to have three-time tea time here in the office, which I'm very excited about."
"What makes our office wonderful, in my opinion, is that we have a great team here."
"How would you like to spend the night with the regional manager of Dunder Mifflin Scranton?"
"The popularity of the office has created enormous demand."
"This is probably one of the most interesting things I think is at our office."
"They're not just sitting in an office waiting to be summoned or whatever, and then they come together."
"We are 100% remote, there is no offices."
"Good question, sorry if you were here in the office I'd give you a Jolly Rancher just because I was awesome."
"Don't worry, they have bought more biscuits for the office, so it's all good."
"You don't win friends with spreadsheets."
"She was well-liked amongst her co-workers and was always helpful around the office."
"I'm so freaking proud of this office."
"The office made everything so great; the people in the office made things right."
"When workers eventually return to working in the office with new control measures in place, they will need to adopt new behaviors."
"I have a lot of awesome plans for this office. I'm really excited."