"It's not real until you can brag about it, exactly."
"Named Pazuzu, that's going around bragging about the fact that he had just recently killed someone."
"I decided to flex on all of you by using emerald blocks for my one beacon. Activated it, gave myself some speed, made me super speedy. Absolutely loved it."
"No lag on my superior platform, that's a one percent."
"Ultimately, it's like riding a bull. Riding a bullish trend isn't easy. But if you hold on, you end up being that guy bragging he held onto the bull."
"Fastest gamer in the west, you ain't even seen it yet."
"Always nice to see a knife kill, yeah a good bit of money, alright big baller over 25 pounds, oh stop bragging in front of the viewers."
"He was just bragging about how rich he was, how he was so rich he doesn't even know what to do with his bajillions of dollars."
"Easiest game in my life, guys, somebody give me an award."
"Easiest game in my life, somebody give me an award."
"You already knew, man. You know I'm a G when it comes to doing these drags, bro."
"This is the greatest feeling ever. I get to hold it over you guys. I saw what Ethan Hunt did in Mission Impossible 7. It's [ __ ] fantastic."
"He was constantly flexing on everybody and bragging about stuff."
"I like to just destroy the challenges on the first try cuz then I can brag about it forever."
"It's probably around 11,000 when I put everything together. Read 'em and weep, buddy."
"...your girl is in the green now, so she has to pull up in her new whip..."
"I swear if there was an award for shopping at these stores, I would be first place."
"Set the record from the line of scrimmage, 93 yards, that's me!"
"Bragging rights are the best currency online anyway."
"I just bought a crib that's right you owe me 300 000."
"Anybody who's actually getting laid doesn't have to flaunt the fact that they're getting laid."
"Little do you guys know, I actually came back in time just to show you guys that I won, bro."
"If you add my IQ and her daddy's IQ together, you get 157."
"Fan I'm the best stress blood hey go down to my shoes I've got red bottoms fam don't piss me off blood."
"He's great as Bling, he's just this really braggadocious guy."
"If that isn't one of the biggest Flexes in isakai then I'd love to know which moments you consider to be better."
"Oh, great. He's gonna brag about this forever."
"I've had it with people obsessed with telling you how many books they've read in a year."
"I'm the biggest super villain in the [__] New York right now. I'm on a [__] glider, my T blown in the wind. Ain't no villain out here with these Yeezy 750 boots on right now."
"Here's my Pokémon. I want to show you something. You haven't caught Eels? Well, guess what? I got Latios. I actually caught him."
"Austin comes out for a promo, he starts to brag about beating Rock when Vince comes down the ramp."
"I beat Charles Barkley. We played three games and I won two. Who won it? Any of y'all?"
"She starts to get a little huffy about it and says, 'I've donated x amount of money to a recent client of ours. I've donated a lot of money.'"
"Trying to impress them with who you are, bragging about your accomplishments. I think when you're doing this overtly, it shows a sign of desperation."
"I think that's a bigger flex personally."
"You'll be able to brag to your friends about how much more Demon Slayer knowledge you have compared to them."
"If you're bragging, 'I'm the first to get Vision Pro in LA and then do a video destroying it,' you're just chasing the views. You're not here for the love of it. It's obvious. What a waste."
"Cecilia starts to show off about how she got the top marks in the entrance test."
"But I have a P1. I'm very dirty. But I have a P1."
"Why do we brag? Because we won. Yeah, sorry, I don't mean to be rude and brag, but I found out that it's a natural thing for us to want to do. Even animals brag, using what scientists call a 'dominance display.'"
"I got another one, that's another chunk. Now you're just showing off, B-red. One pound zero, one zero. Hey, I got two one zeros today, boys. Investor recognize."
"You can tell all your friends how cool you are."
"I killed the dark web I literally killed that [__] like I'm I'm the reason that I annihilated the dark web I took billions out of the dark web bro straight up like yeah I made people show their face on Instagram Snapchat and Telegram and I killed the dark web."
"First rapper with the Backwoods face masks, y'all [ __ ] broke, I'm saying."
"First rapper to show a limbo truck live on Twitch, sitting outside his house, stop playing with me, I'm the richest [ __ ] on Twitch!"
"So this is a real pick, this is a real pick. If no one cared about this fight, then I wouldn't be bragging, but people cared about this."
"We are the Son of God, and I got to brag."
"If I'm dabbing somebody and I go and they leave with a snap, I walk away like this monster."
"I mean, I'm wealthy, successful, seven figures, yeah."
"Not to flex, but I can cook Minute Rice in 59 seconds."
"I closed a hundred thousand dollar deal. Business owners say stuff like that."
"the ultimate Flex right that's like what people say now like that's the ultimate Flex."
"It's a little bit of a bragging right because I get to show Brian all the new Disney emojis that I've unlocked."
"Someone I know sadly always brags about her $500,000 flat."
"This isn't about me. I got the lefty out of Louisville coming through, quick brag about her. McDonald's All-American first team on ACC, thousands point career club."
"I guarantee my crib be bigger than your whole situation."
"If you tweet from an iPhone or Android, you got nothing on me."
"Outselling you by 29. I had three albums that it blew. Now let's talk about something I don't really do: Go in someone's daughter's mouth stealing food."
"It's a tanning brag. Kind of swaggy though."
"Nothing makes it more fun than to be able to brag to your friends how much you pay for this."
"I own the second biggest ranch in Texas."
"The dyno number is just something that helps you bow your chest out a little bit."
"Can your phone do that? Come on, it's a flex."
"Show me a person who brags, and I'll show you a person with some very deep insecurities."
"We're just bragging better, and when it sounds sort of breezy and cool, I gotta respect it."