"That's what I do, Juju doing Juju Smith Shuster last year, Super Bowl to played at the flag."
"Yo just when you respect a bushel for days we give you Drake for days different dynamic." - EJ
"She has to realize what is working for Cardi, that humbling 'I'm not above you' type of effect."
"No one's murdering you, dude. You're O.J. Simpson."
"This movie stars Nikki Blonsky and if you don't know who that is, I'm about to lay it down. Have you seen the movie 'Hairspray'? Oh my gosh!"
"Often, I think happiness can be thought of as having to be this big emotional moment, or winning the big race, or getting married to Brad Pitt, or whatever it might be."
"I'm just adding to it the calm down stirring Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson, Dwayne Johnson, Sean William Scott, yeah the come down."
"Arnold Schwarzenegger's Terminator said he'd be back. Mateusz Kieliszkowski, the Polish Terminator is back."
"Travis Scott sent you. Yeah, say Captain Jackson, they did and they said what?"
"It ain't over till it's over. Never. So the people that are on there, Jamie Foxx wasn't even in town yet. Nobody heard of Jamie Foxx."
"Life does not end after you retire from the world of bodybuilding, you just make like Van Damme and, uh, punch."
"May the force be with you, unless you're J.J. Abrams, in which case, we need some space, it's not you, it's us."
"no lingard either let me go and show someone over there that's a nice nice plea just kill you down those flanks someone said lizzie mcguire oh oh lizzie mcguire."
"Yeah, that's worse than Brandi Glanville's ponytail."
"I'm just crushing the garlic, releasing that essence as you know who would say."
"Best pick you over me? I'm gonna do the Tom Brady, thanks so much!"
"But Will Smith, though, if we're using movie stuff to happen, I mean, Will Smith was a scientist in this stuff, and they found a way to outsmart that stuff."
"When you don't have that second big person and I want to start to ask you about Joe Rogan in a minute."
"He's not letting it hold him down, like he's Beyoncé made, you can't break muscle over people like Lil Duval."
"Whatever your problem is, it's not me. It's not Lizzo."
"The only advice every time it doesn't matter what your problem is, I need a button with Kelly Clarkson's voice just saying 'Forget it, Kelly, you are.'"
"Anyone can have a crash, just ask Piers Morgan."
"Two meters at six six. Wow, or for some people, I say well I'm just about the same as uh Michael Jordan."
"Hanging around your neck right now, oldest to Jay-Z."
"Chris Moneymaker, because he's Chris Moneymaker."
"I'd rather smell what The Rock's cooking than what Sancho and Co are cooking."
"If you're a non serious person, you think like 'Who's Omarosa? She might beat me in the ratings. She's a formidable enemy.'"
"That’s almost enough to last Snoop Dogg a whole week!"
"Have you seen agent Farris? She's Keri Russell and she's super hot."
"So they fumbled the bag, they did, execution, could have had her, they didn't. Now she's walking about with O.J. Simpson's glove on her end."
"I'm gonna go with Mother Teresa... for the dead version."
"I wouldn't give a [ __ ]! You [ __ ]! I'm Beyoncé!"
"A guy like Jason Statham, if I think of a masculine man. Jason Statham like balls, beard, masculine roughness."
"This is not the well that we know of I guess like here's this is real Drake."
"This car's got more issues than Britney Spears in '06."
"Sean's just a better version of me in a lot of ways he's like John Mayer 2.0 without the weird software viruses."
"Set it in the future where Earth is like fucked... Elon Musk is still alive... I told you you should've listened to me."
"Don't underestimate the power of a good haircut. Don't underestimate the charm of Matt Smith."
"What if I told you that in an alternate universe fiery red Cheetos that burn stomachs, that stain keyboards, that send Lil Xan to the hospital, never existed?"
"Name a bird with a long neck: Naomi Campbell."
"I don't wanna brag, but I will. I was in 'The Avengers.'"
"That's some Tom Brady [ __ ] you know I mean."
"It's like hockey, acting, hockey, acting, one, he's a Keanu Reeves."
"That outfit, he looks like freaking Jack Nicholson as the Joker."
"He wishes he was speaking to Christy Mack. War Machine is through to the Final Four."
"Michael Afton’s shadow in the real ending of Sister Location is actually a blacked-out image of real-life singer Rick Astley."
"Resting fishface... You're a wizard Harry Styles."
"If you're from New York, you avoid this place like Elon Musk avoids his children."
"I felt like Sally Field when Whoopi Goldberg tried to cheer her up in Soap Dish."
"What's the first thing you'd do if you owned a tank? Smashed into JJ Abrams house."
"Chef Steph Curry cooking up the meal tonight."
"The Audi R8 is special enough to be in Tony Stark's garage."
"We can't let you get away with that brush, hey this man takes the most Ls out of anybody in the world at one point we gotta protect Chad Moss."
"Hello I had a 12 o'clock appointment with Dr Dre."
"Your relationships are all that matter. Ultimately, and I hate to quote Conan O'Brien..."
"See ya, wouldn't want to boo ya, unless you're Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson."
"One of us... Ryan Reynolds by the way is from Canada so am I."
"If you are going to do that, why not just contest from the safe seat?"
"I look like joe exotic's lawyer that's going to try to get him pardoned we're going to get you out brother sit tight you can make it happen."
"I hope you have a wonderful night's sleep and a fantastic dream that involves Ryan Gosling."
"Mark Wahlberg is the only guy in existence who can talk to a houseplant and an Autobot in the exact same tone of voice."
"You should be, you should be. Drink your tea, Anna Kendrick."
"Let the bump hang free like Rihanna did."
"Where did she go like Christy? First of all, Catherine Zeta Jones."
"Post Malone, okay, we got here and I just Dyson my whole hair. I'm trying to keep it like in the curls but my hair is freaking..."
"Either they're lying on this newspaper or Betty Davis was here."
"You like the Will Smith before the smack of the WL, you know, of the WL, you know, who the Will Smith and I often feel like the Chris Rock."
"That's the joke, I made it seem like you was meeting The Rock."
"I'm by winning a win here no in there now what Wayne Brady."
"switch the evil you get out of pocket armor I'm just gonna act like Christ Jim Caviezel come on"
"The fact that they use Doc Rivers, that's hilarious."
"I've lost a bloody earring. I'm like Kim K in the ocean. I've lost my diamond earrings."
"If I was building this for The Rock, how would I do it?"
"He's a National Treasure, we don't want anything to ask Stephen Curry."
"Harry Potter has returned, I don't appreciate the staring or the gawking."
"You can do anything that you want to do, ladies and gentlemen, unless Jay Leno wants to do it too."
"There's something about Margot Robbie saying 'people' in the endless rain of Minecraft on the Xbox 360 that really makes you think, at the end of the day, aren't we all really just people?"
"Sorry love, Beyoncé's given the green light, and we've got to go, we gotta go."
"I can't believe I'm going to have dinner with two of The Three Amigos."
"You're trying to be like a Marilyn Monroe or something with the way she's got her head tilted."
"Every day is a sunny day to Peyton Manning."
"You have never seen anything fast until you have seen Jack Benny on his way to the bank."
"This place has an impressive lobby. You notice these walls? Do you see who that is?"
"I think Mr. T is Swiss. Do you know why? I pity the fool sucker."
"This guy sounds like a real Jake Gyllenhaal type because he is a Prince of Persia, if you know what I'm saying."
"I walked in like Leonardo DiCaprio and I said, 'Give me a shot.'"
"Confidence. Pete Davidson can pull Kim Kardashian; like, you can do it."
"You know everybody's gonna have haters, that's what I always say, even Beyonce has haters."
"When you see what Sean Penn did or what Val Kilmer did, it worked."
"I haven't been this scared since I was mugged by Gene Shalit."
"Danny DeVito, I think he's neato, eating a Frito instead of a Cheeto."
"It's like the Kardashian curse, the Invictus games have been Markled."
"You guys know how I love my thumb holes; it's an Ariana Grande moment."
"I am getting Jessica Rabbit runway moments."
"How do you follow Will Smith in the snow? You follow the fresh prints."
"See you sooner than Nicki Minaj sees the number 100."
"No, it's not what The Rock is cooking; it is the scent from the Aroma 360 Van Gogh 360 HVAC scent diffuser."
"When David Flair yells at people, he sounds exactly like his dad."
"Harry Potter is here, guys, the actual Harry Potter."
"Why don't we sell Chuck Norris? Why is Chuck Norris not for sale?"
"What in the Robert Downey Jr. is going on here?"
"You're doing great, you're doing fantastic, it's fantastic as Arnold would say, come on, do it."
"Any day that you find Johnny was is a good day."
"Dang, Beyonce, you want some lemonade with that thirstiness?"
"I'm gonna try to make this quicker than Leonardo DiCaprio swiping left on a teenager."
"It's funny, you know, it's like Martha Stewart and Snoop Dogg."
"A search using Spike Lee in that column would be faster, right? Using this new inverted index, you would go straight to his name, pull the reference to each ID."
"Find me in front of your homes like Katie, Katie Holmes."
"I'm going to go with Kanye on this one because I thought he made a lot of smart moves."