"If Mount Everest was as many millimeters tall as your credit card number, including the security code and expiration date, how tall would it be?"
"Doppelganger was a hypothetical planet in the same orbit as Earth, but always directly opposite us, so we couldn't see it, 'cause it was always hidden behind the sun."
"Imagine how hard physics would be if particles could think."
"Suppose time travel were real. Who would I meet? What would I do?"
"If I could eat cake every day and get all of the proper vitamins and minerals that my body needed, I would definitely do it."
"Five dinner guests, dead or alive, he's at your table. Five. Yep, five. Dead or alive. Gold. My man's right there, Bob Marley. Yes, sir."
"If there was no responsibilities, would you like another woman? It'll be a yes."
"If I died right now and I watched my life back from this lens, I have nothing but love for this person."
"Imagine if you have all the money in the world. You don't have to work for the rest of your life."
"What would the world look like if we all came together?"
"Spaceships where you go into a cryogenic sleep that can preserve you for 22,000 years... they are completely hypothetical, the technology does not exist yet."
"Kanye versus Eminem next election, let's see how they did."
"If Casino Royale was made in a vacuum and there were no Bond movies before or after it, I'd be saying the exact same thing."
"If Adolf Hitler had survived and had been tried for crimes against humanity, I would have wanted him to have the best possible legal defense."
"If Elon Musk dropped a hundred dollars right now, we wouldn't know."
"What would it be like if Jesus on the cross said, 'I love you, but not that much?'"
"What if Shaquille O'Neal was actually a good free-throw shooter?"
"What if you had a crystal ball and you could use it to see into the future?"
"Mike Pence would automatically become the next president the United States."
"Science is powerful and in the right hands, our hands if we had hands."
"Who would win, all the pokemon or one billion lions? All the pokemon, you kidding me?"
"Would you want the mayor to carry the keys around?"
"What if you run for president and when you win you get four years?"
"If you took Dwayne Johnson and made him the cow in First Cow, it would be a better movie."
"I've won as well, put me in a three-way with a hippo, a polar bear in a cage, and I'm allowed one weapon, and it can't be a gun."
"Imagine if Mark Zuckerberg censored MLK or Abraham Lincoln. The course of history would have been altered forever."
"You could have histories of the future in the present if the rules of the game were different."
"Would you bang your aunt to save a million people?"
"If you can pick any player in NBA history that you've never had on your team to play for you, who would it be? Well, Chamberlain."
"If Twitter was owned by an aardvark or a capybara or something, they would just put it in an office and then like do their work."
"The correct thing to do is instead to say, could I have controlled this army in a way that would have let me defeat that army?"
"It will only be equal if men can give birth too."
"If everybody took a drug that boosted their intelligence five points, would religion survive?"
"If we found Bigfoot, would we make it out? Probably not."
"What would President Kennedy do about that? I would settle that, or I would negotiate peace immediately."
"If you fall into a hole where you can't see the bottom and all that's there between you and certain death is a pile of chicken nuggets, can they save your life?"
"What if the internet never existed? In this alternate timeline, we imagined a world without the World Wide Web."
"If you could encapsulate the benefits of a sauna into a pill, it would be the best-selling drug."
"If you could see the future, would you do anything about it?"
"Imagine if everyone in the world was five percent kinder."
"If Rolex had starred in Taken instead of Liam Neeson the film would have been over and the daughter rescued in about 5 minutes flat."
"Would you cut your finger off for a million pounds?"
"What would the world be like without tacos and burritos?"
"Thank God Jed isn't in charge of video game design."
"If Jesus ran for president of the United States, I'm gonna tell you boy something, I'd vote for him, you know what I'm saying? I already have."
"What if you have to pee while you're on fire?" - Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
"Is that a game that Mahomes could have won or would have won? Josh Allen could have won or would have won?"
"If Donald Trump were a good communicator, he could actually be taking advantage of that."
"Imagine what happened if you stopped someone like Adolf Hitler before he rose to power."
"If he was in Spy Family with like a shirt and like sandals, he'd be like, 'Suits do something.'"
"Let's pretend we live in a world where in a hundred years we have an answer to that... what would that answer look like?"
"Imagine if this vault opened and people left it and populated the world."
"Would a reasonable person also believe that they are trying to prevent imminent death or great bodily harm to himself or herself?"
"If they had just double tapped the killer it probably wouldn't be a problem."
"What would happen if the United States found itself in a war against the entire rest of the world?"
"Would you rather get paid a million dollars right now or $6 every month for the rest of your life?"
"Who would win? Two Pokémon fused via the power of friendship and carrots, or one rotund boy?"
"If Nintendo ever figures out a way to weaponize the cuteness of Yoshi's crafted world we are all doomed."
"Suddenly a single axiom passenger goes from needing to consume nearly 400 people to survive for one lifetime to only having to eat nine."
"If Elon Musk just buys Twitter and then just turns it off and that would be like, next to like, the Gutenberg press, that would be like the greatest thing that's ever happened in human history is to get rid of that completely disastrous platform."
"What if all the plant shops... did the same?"
"Pompey's forces would have won today, if only they were commanded by a winner."
"At what speed must I rotate Earth so that you don't weigh anything? You'll just float there on the equator."
"What if every week the US was visited by aliens?"
"It'd be like if the NFL suspended Derek Henry for a couple games."
"I deeply appreciate your work. Thanks for doing what you do. Hypothetical: Would you support Jon Stewart for president 2024?"
"What if you were the director of your own life?"
"But if they didn't, I think it's what they should have done."
"What if it's a shonen world, but it actually functions in a real way? How would that society be?"
"If a scientist discovered a place called Lyletopia, what would you hope is on this island?"
"What if we took every single top rookie that we saw drafted in 2020 and put them on the same team? How fast could they win a Super Bowl? Well, let's find out."
"You're lucky my boss ain't here man because you know my boss would do. He'd be saying I know my boys won, even though we don't win."
"What would happen though if the US didn't exist anymore?"
"Sell her left eye and have 59 million, that's a good deal."
"The White House almost ended up looking like a giant chicken coop."
"If you absolutely had to have one of these superpowers, which one would you have?"
"Why the [ __ ] are you happy with 32 if I give him someone else's energy that he doesn't have and say, 'Alright, what would he be like?' Oh, [ __ ] average 40 in this."
"If what Howard played Darth Vader that's the movie I want to see."
"For all we know, they may well have turned him into bodybuilder Jon Jones."
"Imagine if God opened up hell right under your feet..."
"What if we took the Lotus Exige and we put our thousand-plus horsepower twin-turbo V10 Viper engine in the back of that?"
"The NBA would be such a better place if it had flight reacts in it."
"The glacial freeze is the greatest Gatorade flavor. It's the light blue one. It's delicious. It should be currency in the future."
"Date John Wick, marry James Bond, kill Ethan Hunt."
"If all of them combined, she'd probably be the best character in the game."
"Like, three feet of walking, which just exemplifies exactly what I would use a portal gun for in real life."
"What if the buyer for Manchester United is you?"
"Would you be naked for 50 million? Absolutely."
"What possible piece of evidence would falsify young earth creation? Well, if Jesus returns and tells us we're wrong."
"Well, if Phoenix and Magneto use their full powers, there's no need to have a fun little battle."
"I think a fight between Zuko and Iron Man would be interesting."
"One can only imagine what other possibilities and changes may have occurred within the timeline if Rebuta Gilliman were the one to bring Angron into the Imperial fold."
"What if in real life you just... no clip through the [] cracks in like the geometry and you just fall into the []? It's based, guys. It's based. It's basis, based."
"What would happen to our society if we excused all rules?"
"What if a team won the quadruple in the last 20 years?"
"Conor would have changed drastically definitely would have been better."
"If Cena had just won at 28 then the next year... Society without twice in a lifetime just would have been beautiful."
"You know if everybody in Wembley Stadium died of a disease would you not be interested in it?"
"Imagine the kind of damage that could actually be done."
"If you could spend one day on Mars, what would you do there for fun?"
"Can anyone in this room or anyone at all in the world kill a 900 pound cow with their bare hands with no weapons?"
"What if Rocks hadn’t been defeated at God Valley?"
"Is it gonna be like an archer that has a frost arrow that slows units?"
"I am not saying it's alive but imagine if you took a person and told them their name's John Smith but you said from now on you will tell everyone your name is Bill."
"Imagine what we could accomplish if we were actually good at social science."
"If it's not Elon, who else is going to do it?"
"If the choice is both your parents die or you die, you would choose me." - Emma Chamberlain
"I would because if I ever got bored of immortality I'd just go kidnap a blacksmith and reverse the offer with his blood."
"If it's a curse then no, but if I continue as I am now and just look like a skeleton every time the moonlight touches me then I'd do it."
"What if Cthulhu existed today? It's not too far-fetched to say he likely does."
"The brawl for Sasuke's balls, that's what I would have done personally."
"If they ever wanted to talk to us, I suspect it would be something like every person on Earth would get an email in their own language."
"If tomorrow never dies were a Craig film you'd have to imagine it would have gone down more like what I just said."
"If Epstein had branded himself as a right-wing culture Warrior... they would have... the Matrix got him too."
"Just think if he was that committed to his job, that's a good point. All that energy towards work would have been the employee of the month."
"Would you rather have unlimited bacon but no more games?"
"What if a good person does decide to give up on society and become bad? What exactly would they do different?"
"If this was a former Biden communications chief, this would be the single largest scandal of his entire presidency."
"What if Pokémon games remained 2D and Game Freak continued to hone the style they started off with?"
"I don't know if there's any amount of money that someone could pay me where I couldn't answer a question honestly."
"What happens when Batman ceases to exist? Then what happens to Gotham?"
"Which streamer would make the best road trip companion? Yes, Mizkif. No, nobody!"
"Imagine if you had the founding fathers here to see all this."
"If we had VVD, we wouldn't be where we are now in the table."
"Wouldn't it be great if there was a way to experience the buzz without any downsides?"
"Where would we be without Pixis? We would be doomed, bro."
"Bob Ross could've been stepbrothers with Mr. Rogers."
"That's cool, that's a cool concept. So, Ubs like because we only knew, you know, Ubs from the present. But what would happen if a Ub got sent to the past and got stuck there? That's a fun concept."
"How good would a full R-rated Tarantino Star Wars movie be?"
"If I were going to be a teacher, what subject and or grade do you think you would be best at?"
"Terrible finishing, Milan have done everything right apart from put the ball in the back of the net."
"I mean, imagine all the lawsuits that Elon gets on like a weekly basis... Just for fun. No, I would never do that, Elon."
"If Robert De Niro or Al Pacino or Marlon Brando was charged with shooting someone with the interview scenes from The Godfather, you know to support the theory the case..." - Fred Perry
"What could the world be like if people were as excited about god as they were about march madness."
"Maybe if Ace had strengthened his conqueror's use he might have been able to defeat Akainu in Marineford and not die."
"Had we been sold as male and female slaves I would have held my tongue although the enemy could never compensate for the king's loss."
"I mean they've they told the story of Batman peripherally throughout this entire thing right but how cool would it be to have a superhero movie about the villain I mean yeah who do you root for..."
"I just wanna point out that if it was opposite, then we would've won."
"Can you imagine unleashing about a hundred of these on any city?"
"Do you think knowing both Big and Pac, would they have been friends? Yeah, if both of them live. Absolutely, you got no doubt about it. No doubt about it. That was, there was a love there, man."
"I'd lose if he programmed some weird robot to fight me."
"If I didn't play music, I think I woulda winded up workin' for 20 years or whatever it is, and I would've been dead twenty years ago, like..."
"So, what would happen if you fell into a magnetar?"
"If you guys wanted to blow up something, where would you do it? Blow up my house."
"Before we go, you're stranded on a desert island and you can only have one companion. Your choices are Joe Biden, Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, or Jimmy Carter. Who do you choose? The tough choice."
"No, this is not a backstabbing, gossiping kitten, although that would be easily one of the most nightmarish things ever invented by humans if it existed."
"We become more connected as human beings if the internet didn't exist."
"How many people on Fox News or elsewhere would lose their minds if a Black Lives Matter activist shot and killed a police officer?"
"It's like, if Godzilla showed up today, what would happen?"
"If this guy came anywhere close to the ocean even without touching the water, the sharks would be lining up single file for a taste."
"What would you do if I were able to give you back all of that extra time?"
"Pop Smoke would be the biggest artist right now if he was still alive."
"Imagine what the world would be like if everybody just had superpowers."
"Garfield would have been one of our greatest presidents."
"What could have happened if you made that penalty shot?"
"What would happen if everybody could lucid dream?"
"If I could snap my fingers and have blank sitting in front of me, I would tell them blank."
"If I had a gun and he would stand in front of me, I'd kill him myself."
"What would you do if you were in the middle of the woods and you saw your friend on a body farm decomposing in the middle of the woods and his face was bloated and purple?"
"Would you do it? If somebody told us that this is the possibility, would you do it?"
"If this existed in real life, this would be a hot commodity to fix heartbreaks."
"If I told you right now... that there was a million dollars for you in it, would you do it?"
"If Euler had lived a little later and if Nobel had funded it, we would have Euler as a Nobel laureate, I'm sure."
"What would Mel say if Mel were sitting here across from me?"
"If all the different states got together in a hunger game style tournaments, who would their tributes be?"
"If Chrissy Teigen was eating children, it would be the coolest thing about her."
"You can't prove Christianity scientifically, but you would be able to if Christianity were actually true."
"You're just gonna get more golden eggs or in this case brown eggs that's what happens hypothetical scenario couldn't a smart cop use bank robbers to get the."
"Imagine if Spider-Man exploded every time he used his web."
"Imagine if Elon Musk colonized Mars with SpaceX. Oh, wait..."
"What would happen if Twitter wanted to run a disinformation campaign about a competitor."
"Had it not been for this Texas rattlesnake man aw geez dude if you could do a rewind in time actually I kind of glad you can't."
"If they came out and said we found an intelligent ape-like being living in its own civilization, that would make news forever."
"Would Adam Driver be a good choice to play Reed Richards? You're damn right he would be."
"Well, maybe they would. Maybe they would. And what else have we got?"
"What if you could slightly damage somebody's car by bumping them... people would hate that but it would be kind of fun."
"Imagine literally learning everything in a second."
"It's like, well, what's the point? Where do we go? If women would do exactly what you want them to do, if life would go exactly the way you want it to go, then what? What then?"
"What if our earth had every single major moon from our solar system orbiting around it? Let's find out."
"Jamaica would never make an atomic bomb. They may make an atomic bong."
"How do you kill someone with a stick of deodorant?"
"No, let's just say it would look like something that would have done really, really well on OnlyFans."
"That's why people call me and they go, 'David, if you had to leave the country where would you go?'"
"Our number one answer this week: slick goo silk... 'The worst person to run into heaven would be an I Told You So person.'"
"How do you enforce that? Do you have a space police? Not yet."
"This is what would happen if Tony Stark became the Sorcerer Supreme, yes really."
"Imagine you could expand your brain exponentially."
"Imagine a mega Glacier swallowing up a city like Chicago or London and turning it into a lifeless Arctic desert for a few thousand years."
"If you died right now and you could be one person's guardian angel who would it be?"
"What if one day, God said to Lucifer, 'Hey, what do you say I buy you a cup of coffee and we talk?'"
"Which player would have the biggest advantage in this league if they were seven foot seven?"
"I'll tell you what if I did have weapons on me and advertised on youtube the cops would be after me right away."
"Let's take it back even further. What if Shaq and Kobe never split? Clean, what if we got to see, clean."
"Bruce Lee versus Joe Lewis is one of those what if fights that fans from the blood and guts karate era love to debate."
"If Orson Wells was in a low-budget porn flick, could you give it four stars?"
"If there was an apocalypse and you're in the Test Kitchen, what piece of equipment would you grab to defend yourself?"
"if you're hiking in the woods with your friend and there is a uh a bear that's chasing you how fast do you need to run"
"What if Superman had decided to fly down, rip off the roof of the White House, who would have stopped him?"
"Choose one: Be rich, read minds, invisibility, or don't do your homework."