Best Lottery Quotes

"It's essential that in both perception and reality, lotteries are truly games of chance, everyone entering with an equal opportunity to win."

"They didn't so much beat the lottery odds as they figured them out."

"At that point, Jerry says, 'I think I've cracked the Michigan State Lottery.'"

"I literally felt like what it feels like to win the lottery because it literally felt like that. It was like the most insane high I've ever felt in my life."

"The people who usually hit the lottery are the people who don't give a fuck about it."

"If I won the lottery, it would not change very much about the work that I do."

"I'm selling everything. I need to buy a lottery ticket, guys."

"Has anything been normal since 2011? It's what I thought. Lottery exists too."

"The truth about lottery winnings and long-term happiness."

"Buying a ticket may not be financially rational, but winning the lottery doesn't guarantee long-term happiness."

"The bottom line is everybody enters a relationship to get something."

"Lotteries sell illusions, but tonight I want to dream."

"New York man defied lottery odds after winning 10 million dollars from a scratch-off game."

"Lottery winners often end up losing all their fortune due to reckless spending."

"The first thing you should do when you find that you have won the lottery is you need to sign the ticket."

"There's only one way to win the lottery: it's pure luck."

"Some people get really lucky, but nobody's ever got that lucky except maybe for..."

"Very few people are lucky enough to win the lottery not once, but twice."

"The biggest charity and lottery token in the entire world."

"I can't believe it, I won the lottery yesterday. 10 million dollars!"

"Next week's Powerball numbers: 7, 14, 23, 29, 46, Powerball number 13. Enjoy your millions!"

"Someone in Maryland has won the fourth largest Powerball jackpot in its history."

"He opted to take the lump sum of more than 14 million dollars."

"She never knew that accompanying a family member on a simple trip to get some sherbert would lead to her winning."

"Jimmy was struggling financially when he purchased the Mega Millions ticket with the last dollar in his pocket."

"Norris Murray was a loving 42 year old mother of four living in South Carolina when she was blessed with a 5 million winning lottery ticket."

"Jonathan Vargas was age 19 when he won the Powerball jackpot in 2008 totaling a mass of 35.3 million dollars."

"Her immediate plans after winning the big jackpot was to hire a financial planner."

"Oo, it's time to enter the lottery, let's go."

"Robert Salo: even a small Lottery Win can help people to live the life they always wanted."

"Tonight is a freaking mega jackpot... massive quadrupoles huge haul."

"People love gambling, people love the lottery, people love winning things."

"I am the kind of person who naturally attracts lottery wins."

"You just can't time it. It's like winning the lottery. It's unpredictable. It's not egalitarian."

"This candle is lit, I send my prayer: the mellow ball will be pulled."

"He was one of four people who split a giant 330 million dollar jackpot."

"He went for the lump sum, which meant he was now almost 282 million dollars richer."

"I think it's actually harder to make really high returns in the stock market when the markets consistently go up."

"Tomorrow, I don't know, you will win the lottery. That's totally a falsifiable prediction. We don't call it scientific."

"Maryland man mistakenly bought two of the same lottery tickets and doubled his winnings."

"Teenage girls: You buy a five dollar scratch off ticket, you match two numbers, match three numbers, win five dollars."

"There's a huge lottery happening and the jackpot is too tempting to miss out on. You can't win if you don't play."

"The odds are very, very low that you're gonna get the final prize but the final prizes are much more enticing now than they have been for the past year."

"You are attracting a lot of opportunities towards you because of the way you operate because of the way that you work because of your skills."

"The jackpot in tonight's Mega Millions drawing is now up to nearly one billion dollars."

"It's a sad story, and a more serious reminder that winning the lottery isn't something to be taken lightly." - Narrator

"Laura Spears, 55, has now added the lottery to her safe senders list just in case she wins again."

"Just take it from Ken himself, who, when asked about his advice to future lottery winners, said, 'crawl into a hole and pull the top in.'"

"All these winners missed out on changing their lives one way or another, but it doesn't have to be that way."

"Honestly, I hope it was a cat. If a cat won the lottery instead of me, that's fine. I'm not even going to complain."

"It's a lot but it's not unbelievable, right?"

"Maybe we'll win the Mega. I mean, if we hit it with a double pop."

"The Pokéball lotto gives you random Pokéballs at random because it is a lottery for Pokéballs."

"Have you ever dreamed of winning the lottery, having enough money to live a life of luxury and buy whatever your heart desires?"

"If I won the lottery tomorrow, this is the car I would buy."

"Would you rather win the lottery but lose all your friends or lose all your money but find your soulmate?"

"I'm very clear that you manifested that 112 by the visualization. I understand you won the lottery twice. Is that correct?"

"I would like to win the lottery one day, especially if I start playing it."

"If you win the lottery, this video is for you."

"Here is the man with the winning ticket, Jason Williams. Jason is 22 and now he's a rich man."

"This is the lottery house, so I can see many of you getting some sudden financial windfall."

"The lottery is the opposite [of progressive taxation] as the largest burden is placed on the segments of society who can least afford to bear it."

"The lottery is a big money maker for state governments."

"I believe if I won the lottery, I would find all of my first 100 students and give them all their money back."

"The lottery has changed my life really in making my life more comfortable."

"Somebody at home is guaranteed to win one million dollars."

"I still can't believe it. It's just, it's hard to believe. It only takes a split second for a ball to drop or a number to come up, and I got my reading glasses out, pretty much, and they lined up. I had a winner."

"Winning the lottery allowed me to truly change the course of my life."

"It's every Lottery Player's biggest wish."

"For some hitting the jackpot is a chance to indulge their wildest dreams."

"We won the lottery, Joyce and Kate in their five co-workers would dub the Lucky Seven."

"Winning ticket belonged to Manuel Franco, a 24-year-old from Wisconsin."

"...there were three winning tickets."

"If you become wealthy before you become wise, ask the lottery winners what happens."

"Maybe one of these days when I hit the lottery."

"The lottery is a tax on stupidity."

"500 bucks minimum right here ticket number 5 minimum 500"

"I have a genuine feeling that I'm going to win the lottery, and I have a feeling that because I've let that piano go, I may even win it this week."

"I play but years ago, not very much. But in the last four or five months, I started playing big. I had feelings, like I cannot win it, but I didn't think I would win. I was thinking I would win Oregon Lottery Mega something like that, but I never thought I would win this."

"Oh my goodness I do not know what to say I am absolutely amazed right now so we potentially broke the record like the record win for here anyway that is just insane over $1.6 billion win that is a new record win for me everybody."

"Instead of the [__] lottery ticket, we're going to let people bet on the exact second that one of you kills the other one, and that person's going to win the 350 million."

"One lottery win can change a life."

"Poor old Robin Couch fell to win the jackpot."

"They feel like they just won the lottery."

"I could win $10 million from the Massachusetts State Lottery and it wouldn't compare to winning Red Sox season tickets for life. It's just unbelievable."

"It's an interesting case because a lot of the times people win the lottery think it's going to change their life for the best and it actually ends up changing their life for the worst."

"Is it the Irish woman who's won 79 million on the lottery?"

"Our next winner didn't stay Anonymous and she didn't need publicity for trouble to find her."

"The Websters ended up taking home just shy of $140 million."

"Two ticket holders hit the jackpot sharing $587.5 million."

"Franco took the cash payout of $477 million pre-tax."

"The Power Pack bought their ticket in Lonaconing, a depressed former coal town."

"Winning the lottery isn't always a ticket to eternal happiness; these winners' stories are cautionary tales of fortune gained and lost."

"Behind the glittering facade of lottery winnings lies a dark misfortune, poor decisions, and unexpected tragedies."

"Edwin Castro, a 30-year-old LA man, took the lump sum payment."

"Winning a lottery will change your life forever."

"Winning the lottery would bring the best out of some people, but unfortunately, the opposite strikes."

"Which of these lottery winners do you feel was the dumbest?"

"Who would you give money to if you won the lottery?"

"By staying anonymous after winning, perhaps the biggest prize this year, this winner made a calculated and smart decision."

"Opting for the annuitized prize when winning the lottery can be smart, particularly for those seeking long-term financial stability."

"The allure of newfound wealth can be both a blessing and a perilous invitation. Mark Cuban's fifth directive shines a light on a particularly challenging aspect of the lottery win journey—the delicate art of saying no."

"Opting for a lump sum when winning the lottery can be a smart decision for several reasons."

"David Coplean got super lucky when he won $1 million, but some people think he totally blew all that cash on his first purchase. What was it? Property."

"Jason Fry from Florida turned his $14 million win from the $47 million Florida jackpot in 2007 into a thriving business empire."

"The remarkable tales of the 2023 lottery winners make it clear that these stories are more than just about striking it rich—they are narratives of chance, choice, and the human experience."

"The first thing she did with her Lottery money was to set up a trust fund she called it the rainbow sherbet trust after the lucky dessert that led her to buy the ticket."

"The lottery win is just the beginning of an entirely new journey. It's a journey where security, stability, and the ability to provide for the future are paramount."

"...a staggering $361 million Mega Millions jackpot Was Won by a single person which is the largest ever jackpot to be won in the state."

"...2023 started with a bang in the lottery World especially for one lady from Lebanon Maine she hit the lottery jackpot big time by winning 1.35 bill."

"So have the $90 spend we matched a 22 for $2 million I mean loser loser this one hit for $40 match to 25 so congratulations kids don't scratch you won 40 bucks congratulations you lost $90 thank you Brad it's always fun."

"Maintaining your anonymity and protecting your privacy should be the first step when it comes to winning the lottery."

"While most buy lottery tickets to change their fate, you buy one and get reborn into a completely different life."

"Whatever you do, stop buying lottery tickets. The lottery has rightly been called idiot tax, and there's just no logical reason for you to literally throw money away on it."

"Let's say you won the lottery, alright, what do you do, how do you celebrate?"

"I would straight up just take the selfish approach and ask for the next winning lottery numbers."

"The jackpot had ballooned to a jaw-dropping $1.13 billion by the 31st draw."

"No one to my knowledge has ever been assaulted or killed by someone else they didn't know after winning the lottery."

"Lotteries are fun. Play with your head, not above your head."

"His story exemplifies how lottery wealth can be used for entrepreneurial ventures and community betterment."

"Smart Lottery winner number three: Mark Branell and his 1997 Lotto jackpot."

"Brad Duke, using a mathematical system, turned his $85 million lottery win into $1 billion."

"He built a team of trusted financial advisers who helped him turn his fortune into a billion-dollar mega fortune in just 12 years of winning a lottery."

"Winning the lottery once seems like a dream but winning it multiple times, that's a story you need to hear."

"Jerry and Marge Selby's story is a tale of how a retired couple turned a unique insight into a lottery-winning strategy."

"Richard Lustig's name resonates in the lottery world as a symbol of repeated success."

"The way Gardner chose to spend his winnings reflects a blend of personal enjoyment and strategic investments."

"Somebody go win it if you got your ticket."

"Ottawa picks and all the Ducks also win the lottery here and get to move up an extra spot into that two slot, so Ottawa and the Ducks are your winners here today."

"What's the quickest way to determine if a lottery prize notification is a scam? If there are spelling errors and the letter, the email you received, you never entered a lottery so it must be a scam."

"The last biggest jackpot was in 2016. Every drawing has been postponed and not live. They drew the balls in private and then posted them hours later. So the video was just staged, I mean it wasn't real."

"I still can't believe we've won that much money from a $1 million buying."

"I'm telling you if I win the lottery this weekend, I'm really seeing, oh hell yeah!"

"This is my ticket to paradise, Sean. Do you know what the odds are against winning the lottery? Four to one. That's 30 million to one. I still have a shot. You know, you're saying there's a chance."

"I feel like I've actually won the lottery."

"I actually feel like we've just won the lottery."

"...you know, the kid just hit the freaking lottery..."

"I like the status of never purchasing a lottery ticket."

"Four tickets out of last year's 2,600 entries. It's very nice, but it doesn't exactly make for a sure cashing in of the money."

"I like about Mumbi... she is used to big wins having once scooped the top prize in the lottery."

"Nobody's won our jackpot today so it rolls over which means on the next show we will be playing for 3500 pounds."

"I was the first black to win New York State Lottery, five million dollars, and now I'm broke, so yeah."

"They won the jackpot and Tony is spending his money on hair transplants."

"We're playing for an estimated jackpot of £7.6 million."

"I won on Friday the 28th of August 2015. 1 million pound sterling. It was actually the EuroMillions draw which is for the whole of Europe."

"If I win the lottery, I will never tell a soul, but there will be signs."

"It's like winning the lottery, but when you didn't even buy a lottery ticket."

"Neil Wanless won a gigantic $232 Million jackpot and became the only winner."

"Suddenly his money problems were over and he figured he could go on a spending spree."

"He opted for the lump sum which meant he actually took home $997.2 million."

"Richard Lusk has won the lottery a whopping seven times."

"A lottery is just a donation for the people."

"I really hope we win. Apparently if you get the jackpot—like, millions—Mac is allergic. Oh my God."

"I will have a big house. Now I know the benefits of playing the lottery."

"The tale of the South Carolina woman who won $1.5 billion in the lottery is a reminder of the unpredictable nature of fortune."

"Winning the lottery is a transformation that can affect generations to come, preparing for the future is about more than just managing wealth."

"Winning the lottery is often portrayed as an unalloyed blessing, but for her it was a moment fraught with complexity."

"Imagine the heart stopping moment when you realize you've just won a $1 billion lottery jackpot, a dream that turns into reality bringing a whirlwind of excitement."

"Opting for the post tax lump sum, they walked away with a huge $271 million prize."

"I truly do feel like I won the Hoya Lottery with the genetics of this one."

"I found winning tickets in the recycle bin. If it doesn't have that section scratched, I will take it. One was three dollars, and one was five dollars. But the point is, I found a winning lottery ticket."

"I'm getting my entertainment value of dreaming. Am I gonna win? I'm looking, I'm checking the new ticket. I think this is fun. You know, it's just like going to the movies."

"It's a lottery when the ball goes up."

"If I won the lottery tomorrow, I would still trade. It wouldn't end for me because I could have all the money in the world but this is what I love to do."

"Kids should be able to buy the lottery ticket because it'd be about the best goddamn lesson they ever learned."

"...there's something we should be reverential about - about the natural lottery - and what we are gifted."

"The red ticket wins the balloon ride! Hooray!"

"Ultimate mic drop: a gas station employee did that after winning $258 million."

"Black people win the lottery all the time. Science fiction is if you have money left after, if you didn't blow your money on real estate and a house that you could not afford."

"The odds of winning the Mega Millions jackpots are one in 302,575,350."

"Oh my God $10 million all right everybody my heart says I'm going to make this and then this."

"It sounds so stupid, but I'm going to record all of this just in case. We just bought Powerball tickets and I'm feeling like a billionaire."

"If I won the lottery, I wouldn't tell anyone."

"Decisions, decisions. Time to buy a lottery ticket."

"I ended up winning $119 million $640,000 that is the chips and the cash all put together."

"That's it. Yeah, I want to make enjoyment, make something big next year. At max, with a lottery? Yeah, yeah."

"...this golden ticket can get you anything from this month: a PS5, to a thousand dollars cash, to a Jordan one Travis Scott."

"Your generation thinks that the only way to get money is the easy way out, yo yo, you're gonna [__] hit the lottery or some [__] bro, that's not how that works."

"Part of winning the lottery is forfeiting a certain temporary amount of privacy."

"The homeowner association of the village of Sodeto won the Spanish Christmas lottery in 2012, with each person receiving roughly $130,000."

"Everybody wants to win the lottery but most of us know we're not going to. So if you had that negative influence there, you're not going to."

"And I see a marshaller to the right. Ah, I get to park next to my lottery airplane!"

"He's been in the lottery, you get the second guy, it makes tremendous differences."

"I won like twenty-five hundred dollars in the lottery, playing because no one came to the store, I just worked there."

"So, this weekend's winning Lotto numbers in ascending order are: 6, 10, 30, 32, 43, and 45. The bonus: 23."

"Honestly, I feel like I've won the lottery."

"Guido had played the lottery and missed a hundred thousand dollars by one number."

"I feel like I'm gonna win the lottery one day."

"Winning a giant Powerball jackpot is one of the greatest things in the world... jackpot winners who are actually living the dream say it can be more like a nightmare."

"Some never get their money in the first place... billions of dollars worth of Lottery prices go unclaimed according to Lottery officials over 2 billion dollars go unclaimed in America every year."

"Let's pretend for today I have just won the lottery."

"Ever wondered if your dreams of winning the lottery can come true?"

"The lottery industry is on the brink of some big changes with new technology coming into play."

"Meet Stefan Mandel, the 14-time lottery winner who cracked the code."

"Melvin Wilson, a retired postal worker hailing from Woodbridge, Virginia, has defied the odds by claiming the lottery jackpot not once, not twice, but an astounding four times."

"David and Kathleen Long, an ordinary couple from Michigan, found themselves caught in the whirlwind of a lottery frenzy that defied logic."

"Prepare to be captivated by the intriguing tale of the Doubles family from Virginia, a clan that stumbled upon the lottery secret code to riches."

"Can you fathom the sheer thrill of winning the lottery an astonishing 30 times in a single day?"

"Well, in 2019, Deborah Brown did just that, and her journey into the world of lotteries is nothing short of extraordinary."

"Diane and Carrie Carmichael, the dynamic duo from Tampa, Arizona, have etched their names into the annals of lottery lore with not one but two astonishing victories."