"If you take God out of your life, something else has to replace him, and that something else is never going to be as good."
"When you can't go to Disney World, you gotta go in Animal Crossing."
"Pollock is a fantastic substitute for cod, everybody loves cod, it's like America's favorite white fish."
"As you can see, [Applause] is out sick, we're praying for her that she has a quick recovery, but in her place, you guys, we have my bestie, my BFF, my Empire girl for Life Julissa Bermudez."
"There's no substitute for victory."
"We had a couple substitute teachers and they tapped out too."
"Ursatz: an inferior imitation or substitute, usually of a product."
"You don't understand, Mark. I've realized that everything is just a substitute for being in love."
"We can't give you a chef in your kitchen, but we can give you the next best thing."
"There is no substitute for affection for those children."
"It's nothing like the real thing, but you know, I appreciate it."
"Review the work that the teacher left ahead of time. Please look at what the teacher has left. One, is it for the right class? You want to make sure that it is the right class being given the right work."
"Bring additional work with you. Word searches, adult coloring books, sheets of empty tic-tac-toe. Whatever the case may be, you want to bring extra worksheets with you. These are backup because students work at so many different paces."
"Leave the teacher a note and please be as objective as possible. One, the importance of leaving a note as a teacher. I love when I read notes from the substitute. One, it shows me that they were so diligent in doing their job, they were so observant in knowing who did what."
"This will make for a very good stand-in if you missed out on the official hot toys version."
"I'll be your substitute teacher for today."
"Barry the bear: Our substitute for seven-year-old terrorists."
"Knowing how to make a substitute for sweetened condensed milk in case you need some you realize you're out so you can complete your dish without having to run to the store."
"Fred ain't a mainstream amount replacement for that."
"Welcome to the show, we have a huge star-studded cast... Unfortunately, they could not make it, so we got Sam."
"If you can't afford a vacation or, you know like me, the borders are shut and you're not allowed to leave your country, this is a really good substitute."
"It's not identical, but it's a solid dupe."
"It is so summer holiday we didn't get to go on holidays so we came here instead."
"I never got the jacket this year. I got this. It's a card."
"This is not a substitute for dark."
"Religion serves as a substitute for the kingdom, a substitute that is dangerous."
"There is broadly no direct substitute for long run like you will get more benefit from it."
"There is absolutely no substitute for that."
"Santa couldn't make it, but we do have Santa's little helper."
"It's a better substitute than using like embroidery floss or something like that because it's already waxed."
"That made me still feel like I was still getting my kind of caffeine, even though I wasn't."
"If Dale Earnhardt had a broken leg and he couldn't race this weekend, he'd want me to drive the hell out of his race car."
"Vietnamese coriander: the amazing substitute for cilantro."
"I am Miss Heart Cry, your substitute teacher for today."
"Honey granules is a great white sugar substitute; I use it in my grandma's sour cream pound cake, cheesecake, any place that I would use white sugar."
"Roasted red pepper sauce can serve as an excellent substitute, offering a similarly rich and savory flavor profile."
"We do the best we can, but we don't take the place of mummy."
"Processed sugar especially not very often so dates are a good substitute when you're desperate for something really sweet."
"You're doing an admirable job filling in."
"It totally acts as a meal replacement."
"Right, innocence is a good substitute for courage."
"It would be an honor to keep Kelly's seat warm for her, not that it's going to lose any heat anytime soon."
"Arrowroot is an excellent grain-free substitute for cornstarch."
"It's teachers, especially sub teachers, you know, they're filling in, getting kind of a rough deal, but it is rewarding."
"Look, this is a substitute for coffee, don't tell anyone I told you, but just try the next time you're tired."
"That's why I like umami mushrooms, 'cause they are super meaty, and mushrooms are a great substitute for meat."
"We created the first ever natural coffee substitute that actually tastes like coffee."
"I always wanted a sister, and I knew I never would have one, so they took the place of the sister."
"When I first started subbing, I made it a point to learn the part so when I got in as a sub, I was prepared."
"I'm very excited to be talking with a man who did a fantastic job filling in."
"The comic book hero, the Super Sub, when Senor says get warm son and gives him a little wink."
"G'day class, I'm your substitute teacher today, Mr. Murphy. Your teacher, Mr. Newman, isn't here today, but I do believe he'll be back tomorrow."
"From now on, I will replace your parents on your birthday."