Best Quotes About SCP

"They are wrong. This abyss is... the universe of SCP, which began as a seemingly straightforward website."

"SCP-294 is a coffee machine that can dispense anything, including abstract concepts like musical talent or lethal nuclear waste… which is definitely a new one."

"The individual instances of SCP-2372 are contained in separate proportionally reduced humanoid containment cells, with supervised interaction between instances being permitted contingent on good behavior."

"SCP-292 is a 60-second brass hourglass. When all its sand is at the bottom and SCP-292 is flipped over, only two outcomes have ever been observed."

"Prolonged exposure to SCP-292 can cause nausea, migraines, vertigo, hallucinations, seizures, and symptoms consistent with temporal disjunction, somatic, psychological, or both."

"Most affected organisms experience the following: color blindness, lower body temperature, low energy, slowed movements, monotonic slurred speech, inattentiveness, short-term memory loss, apathy, lack of aggression, negligible emotional response, passive cooperation with instructions, relative lack of desire to lie or deceive, limited capacity for foresight or creative thought."

"Subjects stored on instances of SCP-3181 report the ability to feel the scroll as if it were their body."

"Anderson Robotics is a group of interest in the SCP universe that creates and sells paratech, or paranormal technology."

"Imagine what would happen if SCP-2006 broke containment and found out what really scared people."

"SCP-055: Unknown information about SCP-055's physical appearance, behavior, and origins is self-classifying."

"SCP-049 is capable of speech in a variety of languages."

"P493 has proven able to control all the elements and more, and its ring changes hue depending on whatever ability it's using at a given moment."

"Every second we don't come up with a way to neutralize SCP-3812 is one second closer to existential catastrophe."

"Regardless of what it all means, SCP-5000 is a fascinating tale of one man."

"Thank you guys for watching this brief look into the SCP franchise."

"In one reality, SCP-3519 managed to kill off the entire world, due to its severity and ease of infection."

"After the meeting, SCP-999 tends to roam around the site for a while, searching for anyone in need."

"SCP-1529 is an entity with a humanoid appearance that resides near the summit of Mount Everest in Nepal."

"Many of the over 200 deaths on Mount Everest have been attributed to SCP-1529."

"When Day Breaks: This proposal details a potentially world-ending SCP phenomenon wherein the sun becomes hostile and begins to melt all living beings into a living wax-like substance."

"84-Year-Old Man: Whose body, when damaged and mutilated, can affect the very processes of human death at large."

"However, when SCP-5031’s existence ceases it still casts a shadow."

"Through testing, Senior Researcher Stanley Huxtable and his fellow Foundation staff were not only able to help the creature develop, but also found what makes it tick."

"Please continue to support SCP as a community project if you can because it is one of the most interesting collaborative worlds ever."

"SCP 38 87 B has refused to bring anyone else into its home."

"SCP-287: Clark's third favorite sword. SCP-287 is a Viking sword made from iron and a number of unknown materials. When an electrical current is passed through the hilt, it will cause electromagnetic radiation to be emitted."

"SCP-294: The coffee machine. SCP-294 is a vending machine that could dispense any drink requested. Previous requests have included gold, anti-water, leukemia, and the blood of Christ."

"Items contained by SCP are classified as one of the following: safe, euclid, and keter."

"SCP-3014 consumes data and stores it permanently."

"SCP-1508 attempted to assist nearby humans with chores or activities."

"SCP-1351 is a cave located within the Mammoth Cave National Park in Kentucky."

"SCP-1382 is a 'red sea mark' water buoy, floating on the surface of Lake Michigan."

"SCP-001 is a sapient entity capable of initiating and exerting control over anomalous phenomena, motivated by a desire to cause profound distress and suffering to humanity."

"SCP-001 resumed its full effects on Earth in November of 2016, resulting in anomalies going haywire across the globe, foundation facilities becoming overrun, and stars blinking out of the sky."

"SCP-411 is an anomalous man that ages backwards and has memory functioning in reverse, providing answers to questions before they're asked."

"SCP-1981 was a Betamax tape featuring Ronald Reagan, but now consists of recordings of a skinless humanoid giving a speech at the World Economic Forum in 2013."

"SCP-4036 is not about a single person, but rather an entire nation of the anomalous."

"Ultimately, SCP-1077 is a highly intelligent entity."

"SCP-3288 is a monument to human narcissism and stupidity."

"SCP-879's pheromones force people to seek the creature, leading to their absorption and transformation into its rudimentary organs."

"The creature regurgitates this substance and throws it at the chosen victim."

"With proper use of protective equipment, SCP-811 is practically incapable of harming an employee."

"Some massively strange stuff occurs whenever these specific rules are broken in relation to SCP 4000."

"Good things come in dozens... SCP lists that keep us up at night." - Embracing the terror of the unknown.

"SCP-7122's anomalous effects also apply to various animals."

"An SCP-3994 instance wearing its shell might appear as someone with a limb that twists and bends in an unnatural way."

"A hundred days have passed since I arrived here, and when I leave, it will be with SCP-1379 and this journal."

"Next time will be SCP-2881, also known as 'The Tree You Cannot Climb.'"

"The test was catastrophic. It caused a containment breach with SCP-5683 loose and scuttling about the facility on its multiple legs."

"SCP-953 is considered armed and dangerous at all times."

"SCP 054 displayed surprisingly congenial and curious behavior."

"SCP-2000 is an anomalous asset so vital to not only the Foundation but the entire world."

"SCP-2000 happens when the end truly comes for us all."

"SCP-2000 is Humanity's Last Hope for survival."

"SCP 49 is a humanoid entity roughly 1.9m in the appearance of a medieval plague doctor."

"SCP-682's regenerative capabilities and resilience are staggering."

"SCP 2467 is a large oceangoing ship approximately 300 M in length and 45 m in width."

"SCP 033 will literally erode and disintegrate anything on a molecular level."

"As static-filled transmission begins coming in from SCP-3417, the words are urgent: 'The stars are lost, the first invasion occurred, the gods were unprepared.'"

"SCP-1007 undergoes a change unlike anything the SCP Foundation has seen before."

"SCP-1007 gets younger and younger as the key is turned."

"SCP-1007 is able to watch with his young eyes as his bones move and set themselves into place, lengthening and widening in seconds during growth spurts."

"SCP 378 really is living the dream. Even to another human this sounds pretty fun."

"SCP-J502 is a 5-foot-long orange crocodilian creature with four volcanic lava spouts three on its back and one on the end of its tail."

"If SCP 2317 is a door to another world, an alternate dimension, or parallel reality, it must be safe enough to visit. After all, the foundation has been sending personnel in there on a regular basis."

"With all that in mind, we can only hope that the doorway of SCP 2317 stays closed, at least for a little while longer."

"We're not here to make a final judgment. Instead, we're going to take you on a lightning round crash course through 31 of the SCP 001 proposals."

"You're a gamer, damn it, and what you want is interactivity. But don't worry about that part, we've got you more than covered with SCP 1633, which may in fact be the most challenging video game ever programmed by mortal hands."

"To the players of an SCP 4633 augmented match of rock paper scissors, the non-standard gestures seem as mundane as the original Three."

"SCP – 999 also appears to have an innate sense for those who need its help most – with a particular affection for the hurt and the unhappy."

"SCP 2007 instances will self-terminate as a means to avoid capture."

"scp-2099 is the brain of Jeremy Valdez and all Associated machinery and equipment contained in place at the recovery location."

"SCP-6698 is to all appearances a perfectly ordinary bathroom until it started the Manifest anomalous Behavior."

"SCP-6500 represents the end of magic, the end of stories and of dreams, the utter desolation of countless sapient feeling lives."

"A lot of the SCP stuff is like really cool and interesting."

"There is no denying the ever-present danger of SCP-3812."

"SCP-3812 is a powerful aggressive reality-altering entity."

"SCP-3812's sole intention is to become an omnipotent force existing above any and all possible universes."

"Because the foundation currently owns the only copy of the game and the game's anomalous effects are only evident to active players, SCP 1633 poses no risk of containment breach and therefore it has been given the object class safe."

"...the most powerful SCP to ever exist."

"SCP-5999: sealed in seven different parts, culminating in one apocalyptic ending."

"The note left by SCP-348 simply said ‘Thank you.’"

"SCP 4812 describes not one, but three separate entities."

"SCP 1730 is a testament to the creativity of the SCP community."

"This is the story of SCP – 087, otherwise known as The Endless Staircase, and the three doomed journeys down into its murky depths."

"Everywhere else, darkness is just the absence of light. In SCP – 087, darkness eats light."

"Upon reviewing the footage, the strange face was designated 'SCP-087-1.' Fascinating."

"SCP 054 displayed impressive learning and problem-solving capabilities."

"...the only thing that can Traverse that cycle is a monster, a creature like SCP 1128."

"I'm like that book, that SCP book that tells kickass stories."

"The Foundation has classified SCP 1919 as Euclid."

"SCP 1919 has been sealed off from the rest of the world so that no hapless civilians can wander inside."

"SCP 4769 is a class 4 reality Bender with the appearance of an adult East Indian male."

"SCP-191 is a female human child, approximately years old."

"SCP, I believe, stands for Secure, Contain, Protect."

"We are making an SCP project, specifically a live action one."

"SCP-4975 is currently in containment at an SCP Foundation facility."

"In short, SCP 701 is a self-evolving mimetic virus transmitted through unknown means through the text of the play."

"It's hilarious, it's an SCP that is simply 'Where's Waldo?'."

"Contact with SCP-999 causes an immediate euphoria, capable of curing even the most crippling depression."

"SCP-1051 isn't actually a building at all, but in fact a living organism."

"We call it SCP-432, although some of the researchers have given it the rather adequate nickname of the Cabinet Maze."

"We are just a couple of spooky kids in love who love some SCP."

"That was another absolute banger from Dr. Bob about one of the scariest SCPs that I've ever heard about."

"SCP Foundation is committed to maintaining normalcy so that people may live free."

"It may not be the most dangerous SCP out there, but it's one of the most iconic."

"Unlike some other creatures... SCP - 682 possesses cunning, advanced reasoning, and even human-level logical intelligence."

"The designation of SCP 001 doesn't refer to a single creature, object, or entity, but rather a collection of various anomalies."

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