Best Guarantee Quotes

"I guarantee that your dating life will never be the same."

"Best Friday night of your life, guaranteed or your money back."

"You're gonna like the way you look, I guarantee it."

"Satisfaction is backed by Simply Safe's money-back guarantee."

"Magic Spoon is so confident in their product it's backed with a 100% happiness guarantee."

"Your success is guaranteed if you put in the work."

"I would highly encourage you if you're on the fence to go ahead and do it especially because there's a guarantee that if you don't like it you can get your money back."

"They're so confident in their product they back it with a 100 happiness guarantee so if you don't like their product for whatever reason they'll refund your money no questions asked."

"I'm so confident in the quality of my research that I'm willing to give you the strongest guarantee I could think of."

"Risk-free shopping with a no hassle 60-day money-back guarantee."

"If you attend... the Rule Investment Symposium... if you don't think I gave you your money's worth, email me and I'll refund all your money."

"Join those who are saying goodbye to all of their digestive troubles, sleepless nights, and seesaw in weight."

"It's literally the best class you'll ever take in your life. I guarantee it."

"I guarantee a great fight, I guarantee excitement."

"This works out to only be around like two dollars a month and there's a 30-day money-back guarantee."

"I guarantee you will see a drastic improvement."

"It's an amazing deal and it's even better because it comes with a 30-day money-back guarantee."

"If you apply what I'm saying, you will be praying in tongues... it's guaranteed 100%."

"I can guarantee without a doubt that if you do this... it will change your life."

"I can guarantee that you will come to the end really enjoying the experience that you had."

"Try it for a month and if you don't get the results you're looking for, just get your money back."

"Can't afford to be without it. Personal guarantee, if you are incinerated, you get your money back. No quibble."

"We give you a guarantee, literally. If we cannot help you control your blood sugar... we will coach you for free until you do, period."

"I guarantee you that you will be really really good with JavaScript."

"Flawless products, a quality guarantee for our customers." - Fendt

"Hello Tushy has over 100,000 five-star reviews and comes with a 30-day risk-free guarantee."

"Magic spoon is so confident in their product they will give you a 100% happiness guarantee."

"That's right, we're all about putting a smile on your dial. We guarantee it."

"If everyone was guaranteed Healthcare, housing, and education, this would be a better place for everybody."

"We've got our 30-day money-back guarantee regardless."

"Eclectic system that I can pretty much guarantee no one else will have."

"I guarantee we can help you sign at least five clients with our methods within 90 days or you get your money back."

"You walk into the presence of God, you will be changed, I guarantee it."

"It's going to be the best steak of your life guaranteed."

"Hard work pays off every time, guaranteed it does."

"CTC Math offers a 12-month money-back guarantee... no questions asked."

"You can hypnotize yourself into success and wealth... I absolutely 100% guarantee this."

"Bold, oh my god that's a barrack guarantee, if it doesn't come true, you know, hit me up, I'll refund you the cost of your ticket to the movie."

"You're gonna feel like the belle of the ball every time you wear this piece, I guarantee it."

"You will walk away from this a changed person, I guarantee you."

"If you don't think that this soap bar is the best soap bar you've ever used full refund no questions asked money's back to you."

"Union with the Immaculata guarantees success."

"It's an absolute guaranteed satisfaction situation."

"You hit that subscribe button, the next time you see a bat hanging on a street light, you'll be able to do a flawless Christopher Walken impression. And that's a Jimmy Snow guarantee."

"Jesus has become the guarantee of a better Covenant."

"Achievement, satisfaction—I don't guarantee too many things, but I will pretty much guarantee you this."

"When I go out, I'm guaranteed to have a blast, no matter what."

"The guarantee and the fulfillment is in the hard work."

"He's one of the guarantees in the Arsenal team now."

"Unbeatable value at Tesco, guaranteed."

"Everything will be fine, I can give you my absolute guarantee."

"I guarantee you that dude called the freaking somebody at the dealership."

"...it allows us to then provide some type of guarantee that the system is going to behave itself."

"Plus Carvana offers a seven-day money-back guarantee, giving you a full week to see if you actually like it."

"EBay Motors has a money back guarantee."

"Guarantee if you stay until the end that you will learn at least one new thing."

"Every pair of sunglasses is backed by lost and broken Replacements so if you lose or break your pair even on day one they will send you a brand new pair no questions asked which is pretty crazy."

"I am guaranteeing you, you will not experience burnout."

"Watch till the end because I guarantee you are going to learn something in this video that you're not going to in other preparing for newborn videos."

"I remember saying to Mariah I cannot guarantee that I'll always be your mother's husband but I can always guarantee that I'm going to be your father."

"...I guarantee this will be the best fish and chips that you've ever made."

"...and I can guarantee it'll be one of the best if not the best fish and chips you've ever tasted."

"I give you my personal Linus Tech Tips guarantee."

"Magic Spoon is so confident in their product that is packed with a 100% happiness guarantee so if you don't like it for any reason they'll refund your money no questions asked."

"Every time 205 live aired, at least one great match was guaranteed."

"$55,000 is a guarantee if she says deal."

"Fine, as long as his money is guaranteed by Shad Khan."

"I guarantee you will learn something of tremendous value in this course."

"They offer a lowest price guarantee."

"All of my training programs are fast, easy, crystal clear, and guaranteed."

"We guarantee that you will get your certification or your money back."

"If you don't like your products within the first 30 days your first order is on them."

"For me, I love the guarantee. I love the fact the company puts their money where their mouth is."

"...God guaranteed our good, our well-being. It's a promise."

"We guarantee you a good show, guarantee."

"It's so confident in their product it is backed with a 100% happiness guarantee."

"If you don't cut your lap time deficit by half in 30 days after taking this course, you'll have your money back 100%, no questions asked."

"If you follow this process you're guaranteed to get results."

"The World Bank was going to guarantee private loans. This is like Fannie Mae Freddie Mac for countrywide, right? This is a good deal."

"Movement will change your state, guaranteed."

"Just because I'm so confident that you're going to love my course and it will help you move the needle and have an easier, happier time selling on Etsy, I do offer a full seven day no questions asked refund policy if you don't see the value in my course."

"These are not just going to help improve your game, they're also going to guarantee 15 birdies around. Trust me, this is a really, really interesting drop, a really great drop."

"I absolutely guarantee that you're looking at the reigning queen of screw-ups. Whatever went wrong, we're going to fix it."

"The greater the guarantee, the more confidence a person has in buying from you."

"The only thing that's guaranteed in life is death."

"One great thing about this tour is that they do guarantee a dolphin sighting or your next tour is free."

"...a 30-day money back guarantee if you don't end up enjoying it."

"Their mattresses come in three firmness options and have a 120 night sleep guarantee."

"Your premium will never increase and your coverage will never decrease."

"Raycons prioritize customer satisfaction, there's a 45-day happiness guarantee."

"Good.com offers 30-day money back guarantee."

"I guarantee your success rate will increase dramatically because you are being specific about the situation."

"And if you follow this structure, I guarantee your success rate will increase dramatically because you are being specific about the situation."

"That is satisfaction guaranteed, guys."

"You also get a 30 day money back guarantee, so there's literally no risk here."

"I guarantee you can do exactly the same thing or you get all your money back, no questions asked."

"In life, especially in building science, there aren't too many times you get a guarantee, this is one of them."

"Magic Spoon has a hundred percent happiness guarantee. If you don't like it for any reason, they will refund your money."

"Unique one of a kind, guarantee it"

"Every ticket is backed with their buyer guarantee."

"I guarantee you this tonight will not have a happy ending because tonight will be real, it's going to be damn real."

"I'm so confident that I'm throwing in a 30-day money-back guarantee."

"Babel is scientifically proven to help you start speaking a new language in just three weeks. Babel also offers a 20-day money-back guarantee and it's one of the top language learning apps in the world."

"If you do not like pokercoaching.com after you sign up, I'll give you a refund."

"You're guaranteed an opportunity to be loved. You are not guaranteed acceptance."

"The guild took great pride in their guarantee to provide people status as long as they registered with them."

"The Queen is kind of the ultimate guarantee... of English rights and Liberties."

"Jeannie May guarantees or ensures investors the timely payments of principal and interest on MBS's backed by federally insured or guaranteed loans."

"Eating the right devil fruit doesn't guarantee that you're a winner."

"It's super durable and comes with a lifetime guarantee."

"I'm a good person because I want to be a good person and while I am here I am going to love the earth because that is the only thing that we are guaranteed."

"You can basically guarantee yourself a profit no matter what happens."

"They're so confident in their product, it is backed within a hundred percent happiness guarantee."

"You will not be disappointed at all."

"Guaranteed satisfaction or your money back."

"Money doesn't guarantee success but no money guarantees no success."

"These aren't going to be big pieces by any means, but the pieces that are here, I guarantee, are going to be incredible."

"If you don't see the results you need within 30 days, ask for your money back."

"Rights don't mean anything if you can't guarantee it."

"Genucel promises results that will make you smile, guaranteed or 100% of your money back."

"I guarantee you will have a good time."

"If you don't like your first pair, they'll refund your money but you can keep them. No questions asked."

"If you do anything useful, people will abuse it. Guaranteed!"

"The first 750 pre-orders are guaranteed a signed copy."

"They've got 100% happiness guarantee."

"That's our guarantee, that is a promise."

"That's a promise, what you buy 100, we will hand deliver you your 100 first watch."

"There's a 30-day money-back guarantee, so why not give it a try?"

"I will guarantee you that I will make it back to London before they take what's inside am I safe."

"There's a 30-day money-back guarantee if you guys don't like it."

"You will look back on this breakup as a blessing. Yes, you will. We guarantee it."

"I guarantee you, you would have perfect peace."

"Claims satisfaction guarantee: making it right for you."

"It's the only way that we can really guarantee the lack of censorship."

"It's the Buddhist kind of money-back guarantee."

"Shopping at glassesusa.com is a risk-free experience. If you're not happy with your glasses for any reason at all, you can return them within the first 14 days of receiving them. 100% money back guarantee, free shipping, and free returns."

"If you can do it, I will guarantee that in 3 months time, you will see a significant difference in how your life is."

"How far can you see with no guarantee of anything?"

"These products where I have that much faith and that much confidence in it, if you do not like this, I will personally give you your money back, like it is that good."

"You’re guaranteed by law to get a share."

"The best guarantee of happiness that you can achieve in this life is to try to be as moral as you can be."

"If you don't love it, they'll pick it up for free and give you a full refund."

"Faith is the only guarantee in life."

"I guarantee you're going to learn something here."

"It's guaranteed to bring new excitement into my life or I get my money back."

"The impact of the resurrection, He is the firstfruits, He is the One who guarantees our resurrection."

"I guarantee it, just like I wobble you."

"...try them out they offer a 100 money-back satisfaction guarantee with no questions asked..."

"The mighty patented Trigon. Oh absolutely, man. This thing is action guaranteed."

"I also guarantee a 100x your $5 investment."

"You will make $500 off your $5 investment."

"I guarantee that you can push this phone to 2 days."

"They start at half the price of other premium audio brands but they sound just as good and they come with a 45-day happiness guarantee."

"It's guaranteed to be the opposite of failure."

"You will not be disappointed, I promise you that."

"Guarantee that doesn't stick if it's really sticky don't touch it anymore leave it there."

"Genesis offers a 5-year, 100,000 kilometer warranty."

"200,000 dollars is a guarantee. 200,000 takes care of everything you wanted to take care of, right?"

"Despite what appeared to be a red light, Billy Meyer and Jim Ed both had a clean start, Head began to drift towards the center line and was forced to shut it off, and Billy Meyer was the winner."

"Trade also guarantees that you'll love your first coffee, and if you don't, they're gonna ship you a new bag."

"Guarantee you'll love it if you try it."

"...if you don't feel better after 30 days we're going to give you your money back."

"Plus if for whatever reason you feel like it's not your thing don't worry there's no risk of trying it they offer a 30-day money-back guarantee."

"We are so confident that you will pass your CNA exam after studying with CNA Premium, we guarantee it."

"Hotel Ellie, where maximum fun is guaranteed 110%."

"I guarantee whoever you serve this to will comprehend you."

"And comes with a lifetime guarantee."

"If you don't like the first two classes, I'll give you your money back no questions asked."

"Sequentially consistent is the harshest and strictest ordering guarantee that you can ask for."

"Everything is covered by a seven-day money-back guarantee."

"Goruck's backpacks, rucksacks, and footwear are backed by Goruck's lifetime guarantee."

"Lifetime warranty, who offers that?"

"They have a lifetime guarantee of quality."

"I guarantee potato chips are good."

"It is a firm guarantee of success."

"I guarantee I'll make you some money."

"All this stuff's got a lifetime guarantee. How cool is that?"

"These come with a lifetime warranty."

"Guarantees plenty of fun and games."

"Guaranteed to help you save time and money."

"What you end up with is a completely sealed roof gutter to gutter cap to cap and it's guaranteed for life."

"We're so confident that you'll love the versatility and how much healthier your food will taste that grill circle comes with a 30 day money back guarantee."

"Also it has a 100% money back guarantee so for some reason it doesn't work for you or you're unsatisfied you get your money back no questions asked."

"Your dog will go from pulling you like a freight train to loose leash walking, I guarantee it."

"Who else gives you [__] 100% money-back guarantee and they don't want the product back nobody has that [__] that's why I love on it."

"Shopping online at glassesusa.com is entirely risk-free with free shipping and returns and 100% money-back guarantee within 14 days."

"Fashion without fashion, that's Jocko white tea. You can get the tea bags or you get the can and when you get the tea bags or you get the can, either one, it doesn't matter because what you get with that, you get an 8,000-pound deadlift, 100% guaranteed."

"You try it out for 100 nights risk-free."

"There's a hundred percent money-back guarantee if you're unhappy for whatever reason."

"The Spirit comes as a first fruit's guarantee of our future inheritance."

"As soon as we're done with this, we're gonna keep it spicy over here on the Lock Ness channel. I guarantee that you could take that to the bank."

"You buy the tool you have for 30 days, you don't like it, send it back, we'll give you a full refund or we'll swap you out, whatever you'd prefer."

"Magic spoon is so confident in their products it's back with 100 happiness guarantee."

"There's literally no risk to use NordVPN with their 30 day money back guarantee."

"A real company would say, 'We believe in this product so much that if you don't get the full value that you believe that $40,000 should get you, we will offer you your money back no questions asked.'"

"Pure and naturally sweet every time. That's the Tree Sweet guarantee."

"You're not going to find another one, I mean, I guarantee you that one."

"Mac Weldon guaranteed, no dick or balls, yours will be the first inside this pair of briefs, guaranteed."

"Magic Spoon is also backed by a 100% happiness guarantee."

"This is the way to guarantee idempotence."