"You guys ever watched Good Mythical Morning? Mythical Chef Josh is here in the flesh, dude."
"Supposedly, Tobey Maguire is supposed to show up again."
"When they put the camera on Jimin and I got to see his beautiful face on the screen, you know, that was pretty cool."
"Let's bring on Mr. Pete Davidson! Hey, what's up, buddies? Hey boys, thank you for doing this Fred. I really appreciate it."
"Vin Diesel in that coat looking like just one of those Vegas douches at a club that just has bottle service, that a bunch of girls around them, and doesn't talk to anybody. Is that gonna excite you about seeing this?"
"Chuck Norris also makes an appearance in Watch Dogs."
"She looks incredibly different but also incredibly beautiful. She also looks wildly different with her natural brown hair. That's right, Gaga is brunette."
"Next is Miss Scarlett Johansson. She also is an extreme or her makeup."
"Not only is he a man of his word, he is here, top of the show, the inimitable, the incomparable, the one and only Dwayne Johnson, the rock."
"You saw the pictures, he was with Michael Rubin, yeah, and he definitely looked, I don't know if it was camera, but when he's unmotivated, that should be looking bad."
"Elon Musk kind of looks reptilian, but I think that might be a ploy."
"He looks good, he looks ready to [ __ ] get in the suit. He looks like he got that call like a month ago, good night in November. Thank you to Ben Affleck for popping in, indeed, on Fat Man Beyond."
"Sploosh, I'm telling you Kevin Feige is going to come out all right. Sploosh!"
"It's just seen Sting on TV puts a smile on my face."
"Matt Smith popping up at the end there, that was a curveball."
"Lana Del Rey is back, oh she's so back, she looks so good, she looks so beautiful."
"Mr. Donald Trump was gonna be here, it was surprising to everybody."
"I think we're gonna be seeing Becky very, very soon."
"Have you seen agent Farris? She's Keri Russell and she's super hot."
"Mark Ruffalo looks pretty good. I think he has the serum in him."
"Olivia Lux looked beautiful in Eddie Couture, but that hair was too mature for her face."
"Bucket list guest for us on Greenlight: Danny DeVito."
"We have another legend in the building today, darlings. The one, the only, Miss Coco Peru is here."
"Leonard Nimoy was confirmed to be appearing in the film, the collective fanbase was delighted."
"Elon is scheduled to be the host of SNL on May 8th."
"Harry Styles made a rare public appearance last year attending Blackpink's concert in Los Angeles."
"Rihanna at the event looked so pretty her skin was glowing from a mile away."
"We weren't the only ones who loved it when Tim Gunn popped by."
"Forget the rumors, can we just talk about how great they look?"
"We got the men the myth the legend himself the Greek god Mr Brent hole here to show us."
"Pat McAfee had the best celebrity appearance of the night."
"Let's get Will Arnett on the show."
"Right back on track. Is that all you dreamed of, having the Outlander cast on stage?"
"Mike Tyson, cheerful, said 'I'm delighted to be here.'"
"LeBron James at the crypto Arena, it's crazy."
"You watched Sunday Night Football last night and it's like you're not even watching the Jets and Chiefs you're just watching Taylor Swift in the box"
"Harrison Ford himself, looking almost like he wanted to be there, showed up to introduce plans for Star Wars land."
"Fingers crossed one of these giants makes an appearance for us both."
"Joey B's back in my eyes, and his hair looks amazing."
"Tyler the Creator brought out Childish Gambino, ASAP Rocky, Charlie Wilson."
"V appeared on the show on December 3, captivating viewers with his looks and charm."
"Arnold Schwarzenegger is going to be here tonight."
"One time we had Jeffrey Wiseman, the actor from Back to the Future two and three who played George McFly, I was doing a gig with him where he was actually playing Doc Brown, which is strange."