Best Puns Quotes | Quotelers

"I try my best to incorporate an ocean pun here somehow, but I couldn't find a Pacific way."

"What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry."

"Why can't a nose be 12 inches? Because then it would be a foot."

"Puns keep our minds alert, engaged, and nimble in this quickening world."

"I'm good at making puns, which maybe that's not really such a good thing to be bragging about."

"Complete all the Easter storybooks and you can get yourself a little pun intended in his name Augustine right here ninety overall Center mid."

"Why does skeletons have low self-esteem? They have no body to love."

"And in order to help remember that we have a little joke: A neutron walks into a bar and orders a couple of drinks. As she's about to leave she asked the waiter how much and the waiter replies, 'For you, no charge.'"

"The guy who invented throat lozenges died last week, there was no coffin at the funeral, burrowed as usual with the puns."

"Strider: (Defeated) You should make like the ocean and wave good-bye...? I've heard some dumb jokes before, but that is really, really stupid."

"Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she'll just let it go."

"Why can't Cinderella play basketball? Because she'll run away from the ball."

"Don’t mess with this Lego man, that’s snow joke!"

"No, afraid about raw power can we not do mic puns would you rather we change the channel it's alright go on Mike channel your rage."

"If you take the time to read these posters, you're going to find some really puny knee slappers."

"This person likes puns and little silly jokes and will always try to make you smile."

"So yeah, that—those are the kind of puns that you’re gonna be seeing throughout this entire program."

"Puns and wordplay are an actual form of comedy!"

"This movie's not good, Ice puns in Uma is nice. Now let's go kick some ice."

"These lunches are so fun, they are full of puns and I can't wait to share them with you."

"Why was the broom late to work? 'Cause it overswept!"

"I have to make puns or life won't have any meaning for me."

"Melvin has a high standard for jokes he's always making the most witty puns and not moo."

"I make apocalypse puns like there's no tomorrow."

"I have a friend who um who is just constantly like anything you say will have a pun and it blows my mind."

"Austin's gonna have no mercy. I got a bad feeling that we're going to be hearing a lot of No Mercy puns throughout this night."

"Steak puns are a rare medium well done."

"I promise you every time pun says that something comes around that he starts and I reverse it right back."

"I'm really proud of these puns that I have so I hope you guys like them."

"Ring two ring puns in the intro let's go."

"One idea that Emanuel had, so I don't know if y'all know this, but you guys know I love the dad jokes and I love the puns. If you watch Wild 'N Out, you know he loves the corny dad jokes as well, so he was like, 'Let's just try and come up with a bunch of puns while we eat.'"

"Apocalypse lipstick, there's no two apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow."

"Why can't I just make tree puns like that? Then I'd at least be saying something."

"USA shows are always like three puns in one."

"I have never met a pun I didn't like."

"You sir are a god of visual puns."

"You can't out dad the dad. Hello winning, I'm dad."

"I will admit I went on Google and I did a search for electrical puns and I got to say there was a shocking number of results."

"Welcome to puns and dad jokes, here for your entertainment today."

"You can't tuna fish but you can tune a pocket knife."

"I love the sentiment that says 'best friends forever,' I think that's such a fun little pun."

"I donut what I'd do without you, that is a really fun set."

"Why did the pine tree get in trouble? It was being knotty."

"It even has a rare moment of Boomstick actually complimenting Wiz on the pun he came up with."

"I love puns and I'm not even ashamed."

"I once knew a scarecrow was a jerk when he was outstanding in his field."

"Man, who doesn't love a good space pun?"

"I don't want to get into treble over some baseless claim about the length of this video, so we'll stop now before this whole thing just goes over a clef."

"Josh is absolutely hilarious, he has the best puns."

"You bet Jurassic we'll be full of bad puns."

"Did you guys see the movie about the hot dog? It was an Oscar wiener."

"Things are about to get dairy interesting."

"I love a good pun, I love love a good dad joke and a good math joke. If we can put them all together, even better."

"I paid my respects and apologized for being so shellfish."

"It's never too many puns. Just know that you and I, we're on the same [__] side."

"Puns are what hold the physical world together."

"This outfit is great for picking up chicks, and that's no yolk."

"I tried to come up with a veggie pun, but they all came out corny."

"All right, enough mushroom jokes, I don't have any morel."