"That's actually a good gift from Santa. Cause I do need logic skill for my career. You know, that's quite thoughtful, Santa."
"Santa knows how to wrap a present, I'll tell you that."
"Santa cries at night when the right woman will hold him and express his feelings."
"I've worked as a mall Santa for the past few Christmases now."
"I need a photo 'cause I want to prove to my friends that Santa is real."
"Every year NORAD tracks Santa's path and shows when he'll be in your neighborhood."
"That's so cool if it actually works. I can get a photo of Santa Claus and prove he's real."
"You look like you came from the North Pole. That's exactly where I came from. Santa must have called you!"
"'If Santa is smart, he'll stay well clear of this joint. It's a death trap from stem to stern.'"
"Santa never disappoints us with his presents."
"Santa came a little early, but Santa's Little Helper wanted to jump on a really great sale."
"Santa came and brought me the most amazing, beautiful, awesome presentation."
"Santa messed up a little bit didn't he? Yeah, he did. Santa messed up because he decided to just build the bike. He decided to put that together on Christmas Eve even though I wrote to him and said you really should do that before."
"Do that and who knows you might once again end up believing in Santa."
"This is proof that Santa exists. It's like Christmas morning every day."
"This cake is like Santa's grotto in here, or what I imagine Santa's grotto would smell like - nutmeg, cinnamon, sweet, and just pure heaven."
"What would Santa think of me if I did it on a Christmas tree?"
"They turn Santa into their mascot, which I don't think he agreed to."
"Oh santa leaving yes which the predator they put a reference to alien vs predator they have her spear with the alien tail on it oh which is funny"
"Thanks, I hate cram: 'Santa 2.2 trillion crabs. Cram sled. Cram deer. It's too much cram.'"
"That's why I believe in you Santa."
"What does Santa say when an Unbound request not Disney? At least he hands on pause, but bro you got it."
"Santa here brought to you by today's sponsor, Vessi."
"Santa's made an honorary elf complete with red and green wardrobe."
"Who wants a hairy sack at Christmas? Even Santa doesn't have a hairy sack."
"Santa himself can miss it easily."
"Santa baby, hurry down the chimney tonight."
"We better get to bed soon, Santa is coming tonight."
"How cool is that Santa? It lights up and everything."
"Listen, when NORAD's tracking Santa, that is pretty [ __ ] sweet. But yeah, I did. I like this little bit of intel here."
"Santa's famous 'Ho ho ho' echoed down the chimney as Evan watched in delight."
"You just might have to ask Santa for a few extra favors this Christmas."
"Why don't you ever see Santa in a hospital? Because he has private health care."
"What does Santa want his takeaway? Kebab!"
"The first similarity between the Amanita muscaria and Santa that immediately stands out is the coloration of the mushroom itself which sports a bright red cap with white dots, and these colors are of course the same as Santa suit."
"I love this patriotic Santa, is he not awesome?"
"Waiting up for us, I see," Santa commented with a warm smile.
"All in good time," Santa said, grinning at his remark.
"My that's a popular one this year," he chuckled.
"Then one foggy Christmas Eve, Santa came to say, 'With your nose so bright, won't you guide my sleigh tonight?'"
"Oh Santa, you're the best, thank you very much."
"I don't know why I'm getting emotional about meeting Santa."
"I am overwhelmed. Who knew that meeting Santa would actually feel that special?"
"Santa takes his time with people, which I think is worth it; it's really special."
"Snow or no snow, Santa will still get here."
"Chimney or no chimney, Santa's still going to leave your present."
"Santa will always know where you are."
"Santa is a big part of Christmas in Australia."
"Yes, this is all a dream. You're not actually talking to one of Santa's reindeer."
"Yummy! And I wish that Santa would visit us on Christmas Day. And you did!"
"Yes, Santa likes a good mince pie."
"I think Santa is all-encompassing."
"Dear Santa, please bring world peace and please help those in need."
"Santa's at Ikea, that's something that I would like to see."
"Who knew that Santa came to Ikea?"
"I've always wondered what it's like to be Santa, being up on there on the roof all night."
"With a big smile, Santa gave out his cheese, knowing he'd put Skyrim's troubles at ease."
"Well, whether or not Santa's real, it's just nice to have something to believe in."
"Dear Santa, I want your little elves to make two Lisa Frank sticker boxes and three packs of Lisa Frank stickers, and pack a lot of stickers in it. Oh, and a lot of Lisa Frank pencils. A lot of them."
"Santa is a Paw Patrol fan, confirmed."
"Santa loves cookies but he also loves receiving letters."
"I think Santa's gonna come and join us in this celebration."
"That's a good looking Santa right there."
"We all know how magical Santa is; how on Earth does he travel across the entire world and deliver presents for like seven billion people?"
"Santa never got his Christmas present."
"We got to get our picture with Santa, got to check that off the list."
"Dear Santa, all I want is for the Panthers to win the Super Bowl."
"Being Santa is not a job, it's a calling."
"Santa actually responds to every single one of them."
"I fly back to the North Pole every night and report to Santa if you were good."
"Dear Santa, I want a Fighting Frankie action figure."
"Hush now," he said in his most soothing Santa voice. "You're not in any kind of trouble, not one bit, and I should know because I have to make the list every year."
"Dear Santa, I've been good all year. Well, most of the time. Once in a while. Okay, I'll bring my own presents."
"This is exactly what Santa's been looking for."
"I hope you've all been good this year and Santa brings you everything you've asked for."
"These are just absolutely adorable. I loved the different Santa images that are in here."
"When Santa ain't happy, nobody's happy."
"Dear Santa, in case you can't fit down the chimney, we left you our Christmas key."
"I wish this was two days ago because there's nothing I love more than driving around on Christmas Eve in the mid lane at like midnight when it's snowing and listening for Santa's sleigh."
"Who is on his merry way, it's Santa, who wants nothing more than to bring you joy."
"Thank you, Santa, it is honestly just so adorable."
"He is the most primitive beautiful looking Santa."
"Love that Santa in a Hawaiian shirt, so funny."
"When my great-great-great grandfather started out, he had a small sack of simple wooden toys made by his elves, and kids loved it."
"Of course I take it personally. I am Santa!"
"Santa cannot change the way people feel and think, though it might be a better world if he could."
"I hope you've been good this year. Thanks, Santa."
"I'm gonna be the first person to catch Santa."
"And a Happy New Year to you too, Santa."
"Dear Santa, I've been really good, and these treats are for you to enjoy."
"You always need a milk and cookie set for Santa on Christmas Eve."
"It's early Christmas morning when Santa rolls out of bed, he rubs his tired eyes and lifts his weary head."
"I hope you guys got what you wanted from Santa."
"Getting excited for Christmas, it's always awesome to see what Santa brings the kiddos."
"The most darling Santa... that's just super cute."
"Santa is real. He may look a bit like Dad and got a big beak, but look, we're in 2023. Santa can be whatever he wants to be, baby."