"We have a new pet cat, and its name is Shakov. Huh, cool."
"I want a female white cat and put a pink bow on her and name her Murphy."
"I just want to be chosen by a cat, that's it."
"Gizmo, the cat who saved her owner's life by persistently meowing to wake him up."
"I'm gonna save the cat, and I'm gonna bring the cat home."
"It seemed almost as if their cherished cat was reaching out from beyond, offering a comforting hello."
"I remember dropping the phone on my cat's note dish upon learning the news from my cousin."
"Random cat crashes fashion show, fights model. It's called a cat walk; she did nothing wrong."
"The cat's there, yeah, and I love the cops."
"The chapter art itself depicts Mrs. Norris looking, and I mean this in the most loving, loving way, per the internet and memes possible, but rather cat-derish."
"The most handsome tuxedo cat who ever walked this shitty Earth."
"I'm looking for an orange cat. Are you orange?"
"So today, we are going to make the pilgrimage to go there and see if we can secure this cat for adoption or for our own keeping. We just want to save the cat, basically."
"Alright, here it is. Butters, the cat, for the first time to the public. We just drove three hours, it was like 170 miles, on a whim that we would even see the cat."
Okay, so that's the "what is", but what is the basic use of a tail in the cat's life? The basic use - well, the tail is an essential part because it acts as almost a ballast.
"Thank you, cat. I need it, I got it. I needed something, I was honestly getting bored."
"I definitely saw something and it was not my cat."
"I want to turn my cat into a superhero."
"That cat climbed all the way up here, up that pole, that is a beautiful cat."
"He is just a small cat and he is the star of my life, the star of the show, and the light in my life."
"Trade offer: I receive food, water, shelter, love, attention, cuddles, toys, and treats. You receive... [insert cat's judgmental stare]."
"Making the decision to get a cat was one of the best decisions I've ever made."
"Brushing is going to be a lot easier over time if you get your cat comfortable with it at a young age."
"Cat plus string equals cat. That's math. And that's cat math."
"It's named for the Manx cat which is a very scary sort of spry long-legged quick stubby rear-ended cat with minimum or no tail that is apparently very good at hunting down prey."
"My sister kept making all these comments in regards to Oliver, why doesn't he talk? What's wrong with your cat's damn it, Oliver talk already!"
"Cat has always been a threat due to his vision and anticipation in understanding how a play can develop."
"I've never seen my cat meditating on the imminence of death."
"Titanic with a cat. They replaced Kate Winslet digitally with a cat. It's very cute."
"This cat named Dog works at a fish market, just look at him."
"My cat sneezed, I do not regret it."
"I got a new cat his name is butters and he's super cute and cuddly."
"Cat barges into the room and shows off her brand new outfit."
"Look at his beautiful face, and he is sort of the lovely dummy cat in the world, easily, but I gotta make a video."
"Oh, and we saw this cute little cat hiding under a car."
"I went to Petsmart today and got a new litter box."
"I got a litter genie. It's a cat litter disposable system."
"She shaded her eyes as she looked to the sky, there popping his darling head over the side of the roof was her cat."
"What do you make of a cat that's been cloned in a secret 2.5 million research project?"
"What if that cat turned out to be a world dictator?"
"I got a cat as I could not get one when I lived with my ex-husband because of his allergy. She is so adorable and brings me peace of mind which my ex-husband never did."
"I don't feel lonely at all thanks to my cat."
"Maine Coons from the U.S state of Maine are incredibly huge cats."
"The Norwegian Forest cat is the only domestic cat that's so great at climbing trees that it can descend upside down."
"They're a laid back cat that is quite good at listening."
"Sometimes the cat inspires art, and sometimes the cat is art."
"The Alaskan town of Talkeetna had a cat named Stubbs as its honorary mayor for 15 years."
"The authorities tried to question the cat, but it refused to cooperate."
"See the baby, that is the most wholesome cat tattoo I have seen in a very long time."
"He's a tabby cat so he's patches of like black and yellow and white, and he is a fierce one."
"If your cat's a proud and independent roamer who has activities you don't even have a clue about for most of the day or night, he may be the ideal stealth cat for the office."
"If your cat loves the sound of you clicking and making idle conversation with Susan from accounts payable, he's ready to ride."
"How is Juno? Juno is the best cat in the world."
"I'm a dancing cat, if you don't know me, I'm a performing cat."
"This is a cute decoration; it's a little black cat on a light-up jack-o'-lantern."
"The cat came back, 'cause he wouldn't stay away."
"Hi, my name is Meowzalot, and I am a cat."
"My cat just sat three inches away from the mic and it's checking out my coffee."
"I just feel like I got the best of both worlds when it comes to my cat's personality."
"This is Pippin; he's our cat. He's precious, he's a bundle of joy and love."
"I love the whole Cat theme they had going on with that comeback."
"This is my black cat dressed as a witch crochet pattern."
"Catching a cat that doesn't want to be caught is damn near impossible."
"Cheetah is my cat whom I love dearly because he's probably the nicest cat on the planet."
"In the heart of Highland Park, Los Angeles, a feline warrior named Max earned his stripes."
"Max's legendary battle has cemented his status as a true warrior cat of Highland Park."
"This cat is not giving up its territory to anyone."
"If I were to turn into an animal, I'd turn into a cat, because then I could be all cuddly and sleep by the radiator."
"I think my cat is my favorite tattoo."
"I have messed up, I have a good excuse, I have a cat on the loose."
"The cat knew all along that it was good as it was."
"Love me, love me, I'm a cat, meow wow, you gotta love me, love me, love me, I'm a cat."
"She's such a fluffy little cute cat."
"I babysat a cat a couple of weeks ago."
"What quantum mechanics seems to be telling us is that the cat is in a state of superposition and that both of those possibilities exist."