Best Irreverence Quotes

"It's a glorious and riotous mix of genres and does not give a crap whether you find it internally consistent or plausible or anything."

"Equality before the law, consent of the governed, freedom to speak and to choose and to think – these things require a certain degree of irreverence."

"Irreverence is the secret of American ingenuity."

"In its wild irreverence and unabashedly dark humor, it paved the way for their mature work: Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!"

"Don't mourn the dead, dance from their grave by all means, but don't mourn them, that's so lame."

"If you go in and you just suck titties with no hands you're good what the [ __ ] you're good I'm on record this."

"Reviewers have seen her as DC's female equivalent to Deadpool for her r-rated irreverent playfulness."

"Bless these explosions and just wheelbarrow them in. Why not in the Emperor's name?"

"Welcome to Canada's most irreverent talk show, the Andrew Len show brought to you by True North."

"It's subversive, irreverent, taboo-breaking."

"Let's do that cold prompter read. I'm gonna replace every word in the opening with just the word fuck over and over again."

"Life's Too Short there'll be plenty of time for no not November when I'm dead."

"Tickle my taint and call me Jeremy, that was a tantalizing piss."

"This is weird stuff, man. How many kids does God have? Does he pay child support, alimony?"

"The Eucharist is sometimes received like a guy grabbing a beer from a vendor at a minor league baseball game."

"Shrek was outrageous, irreverent, iconoclastic, gross, and just a lot of fun."

"Magic School Bus don't care, Magic School Bus don't give a [ __ ]!"

"Nothing like a little sacrilege in the morning, guys."

"Welcome to Mic Drop: where relevancy is irrelevant and we don't give a shit about your feelings, ladies and gentlemen."

"Irreverence basically means that while everybody else out there is freaking out in taking everything like dead-ball seriously you are not."

"Welcome to the front of the bus. I gotta tell you, that is [__] hilarious."

"Kanye is the definition of someone who doesn't give a [ __ ]."

"Let's rip down all these basic buildings in Rome. Who the hell needs cattle pastures in Rome? Get it gone."

"Don't respect it, just go to the Van Gogh Museum or some [ __ ]."

"It ain't about hot butt naked freaky circumstance."

"If any girls want to take their shirts off for Dave, Dave will probably want to see some man boobs right now."

"Live fast, poop pants, die young. It's better to morbidify than to fade away."

"I got a bright full moon for y'all right here."

"If you press A, A, B, you'll get high scores. I don't care! There's a code that just says skip to Vader."

"Modesty? No, let's go with the whore pilgrimage, that sounds like fun."

"Y'all cracked out man! I did a line off your mom's [ __ ] before stream!"

"Dear Lord, thank you for this whiskey I'm about to receive, and protect me with your blessing as I drunk drive home through the forest."

"I like bad words, it makes everything so much fun. Of course, [ __ ], especially if--"

"Pour one out for the fans, yeah pour what poor one's into your grandma's mouth"

"What greater punishment for a human soul than irreverence? What fire burns as much as irreverence?"

"Nothing on the internet is too sacred for me to make fun of."

"I enjoy how crazy and irreverent they are, and I do like the idea that Balenciaga is trolling people who might not like Crocs by, like, making them fashion."

"Spirituality needs a beer and a loud burp."

"Legend of the Box machine, this whole thing. It's like it's kind of trying to keep it's got a lot of kind of like, you know like kind of a place up in the air as far as like still having a little bit of heart but being obviously very irreverent, very foul-mouthed."

"Get your MILF on. MILFs are like [ __ ] God."

"It's Jesus on a surfboard for Christ's sake."

"Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 72% water. I can walk on babies. Therefore, I'm 72% Jesus. I'm also 100% in jail."

"Here in other words, f*** generous Davies, someone like me."

"I think smoking crack would be a hilarious way to go out because then you show up to heaven just [ __ ] on one doing push-ups in the stairs."

"I wonder how many people would be offended if I did a Hail Mary Mother of Grace, help me find some cargo space. No, no, too much, too soon."

"They'll be doing it Freddie Mercury singing doctor Back in Anger does anybody give a [__]."

"Walk through some cigarette smoke, man. You could just leave church. You look at God. You walk through some cigarette smoke, be like, 'I'm sorry God, but the devil is alive. He's lying in his breath. Snake father, where...'"

"Why are all the gods such vicious c***s? Where is the god of tits and wine? That should be a t-shirt."

"Nothing is sacred with you [ __ ] it's [ __ ] Easter it should be for like important [ __ ] to come down and tell me himself."

"It's time to ruin a pay-per-view name."

"They are driven by the basest kind of things: love for sin, disdain for authority, and irreverence toward angelic majesties."

"These are the kids who had sex at church. They're they're heathens you had we was at church so much my cousin went in the Sunday school room during revival and had sex and came back and went to the altar."

"It was the most irreverent, the funniest, groundbreaking use of language and characters in a setting that you'd just never seen before."

"You know, there's a grave, I gotta spit on it. It's Miss Roosevelt. You heard it, Miss Roosevelt. She's dead. Don't worry."

"I know they are like listen, they respect my opinion because it's holy [ __ ]."

"Why don't you respect the dead? Look, they're dead. What are they gonna do, fight back?"

"Irreverence is the most necessary ingredient of religion."

"Point of no return: laughing emoji, laughing emoji, laughing emoji."

"These people took everything as a joke, including the most high."

"Is someone say God do a wheelie or give it a burnout right after I finish that sentence I'm doing it."

"So guys, sit back, take notes, and [expletive] do whatever the [expletive] you wanna do. Wait, wait, no, sorry, wrong channel. Oh yeah, get ready to learn!"

"I hope that it's kind of gay, you know? That's always fun."

"Absolutely. Nothing is sacred with them."

"I mean, even if I was dead, I'd be like, 'Guy, get the chair out of here. You're white-trashin' up my whole situation!'"

"He's like, 'F*** Nazis!' It really is like the most hilarious God."

"Any hat's a top hat if you're getting a freaking BJ while you're wearing it. Am I right?"

"When you're writing stand up it's the exact opposite you have no respect for anything right you have like you're being the most irreverent the most flippant almost nothing has meaning."

"Patrick Swayze's ghost could stomp on Jesus Christ's toes in those Birkenstocks."

"Patrick Swayze would roundhouse kick Jesus in the damn face!"

"Ultimately, they're both ghosts, and he was in the film 'Ghost.'"

"That's right, God ain't never been breastfed."

"Old Testament God just [__] around."

"I don't have time for your feelings when I'm feeling good on Christmas [ __ ] you."

"I always jokingly said I always read the Bible with white out."

"I've been to heaven and God don't even have a shadow."

"No I think God stays in heaven because he's afraid if he comes down here I'd beat the [ __ ] out of him."

"Actually no I'd make out with God if he was a man I would make out with God man or female I'd make out with God I don't give a [ __ ]."

"Everything historical, everything sacred somehow or the other has to be made fun of."

"Knowing y'all crazy asses, y'all probably show up to the funeral and be like, 'But did he record the euphoria reaction though?'"

"The Holy Spirit is regularly spoken of with irreverence, foolishness, and flippancy."

"No one gets a hankering to visit a grave like a Snickers bar."

"Slug my nuts. Yeah, just like right on today, yeah, right on these nuts."

"I love the way he has no reverence for any of us."

"Free will resides in the balls, alright folks. Bye-bye."

"I still love that commercial. I don't give a [ __ ] what you say. You sons of [ __ ]."

"Yeah man, don't spoil the Bible. If you spoil the Bible, you're messed up in the head."

"For all the [ __ ] up [ __ ] I did in my life, God is going to, like, he going, like, if I'm on a plane with a baby and a priest and two [ __ ] from India, like, God's going to be looking around at the souls on the plane like, 'Yeah, we're going to let this one run.'"

"I think the sea is just a nice opportunity for a poo."

"We put the piss in rock and roll."

"Everybody's gay the wind trajectory like shoots that [__] back to God now everybody's knees deep."

"What's there a ton of in heaven? My genitals."

"Step one: sit on it. Step two: bust a nut."

"There's something a little bit like irreverent and cool about it."

"I've always loved hearing old people swear. It simultaneously feels wrong, like hearing Father Christmas swear, but also it feels like after how long they've lived, they've earned the right."

"To treat something sacred with irreverence or disrespect is to profane it."

"Saw Jesus chugging a dart, five out of five."

"Roddy liked to be as irreverent behind the scenes as he was in front of the camera."

"All great rock and roll has to have something stupid."

"Everyone takes graphic design so seriously. But I hope to tear that apart and just have fun."

"Regular Show, awesome, fantastic, probably one of the funnier, more irreverent shows to come out of Cartoon Network ever."

"You should never treat it too reverently, you should always have fun."

"It was the sense of humor and the kind of complete irreverence."

"Make sure you subscribe and hit the bell so you're notified every time I commit heresy."

"Art and artists in the future would be a lot more playful, irreverent, and conspicuous."

"Bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass."

"Why did the lactose intolerant fear no god?"

"For those of you who are new, I like to be a little irreverent."

"If Jesus came down and stood next to Lydia, I'd be like, 'Yo, what's up dude?'"

"You are very cool! No! What! A novice not worship a priest! That sounds blasphemous."

"When life gives you lemons, you sell some of your grandma's jewelry and you go clubbing."

"Every joke's punchline is something you don't expect; it has to be politically incorrect."

"Disco Jesus, man. Hey, I'll take it."

"They were gross and funny and like irreverent."

"I'm the kind of guy laughs at a funeral."