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"Patchy dedicated his entire life to SpongeBob; he even died for him, and SpongeBob never even knew Patchy existed."
"The first three seasons of SpongeBob are all-time peak. You're not telling me any different."
"SpongeBob always felt reliable. It was always there, delivering quality entertainment."
"It was really imaginative, really creative. You can think outside the box, or in this case, outside of the square."
"Adults now, who grew up with SpongeBob, still endlessly make references or quote jokes from the earlier seasons."
"In honor of the holiday spirit, my friend Scott and I are going to tell you the tale of how one of the biggest cartoons of all time came to be: SpongeBob SquarePants."
"SpongeBob was always my favorite show as a kid. I feel like it was one of the most influential when it came to my creativity."
"It was a show that I could show my parents, and they would laugh at; they understood the value of it."
"The makers of this game clearly love SpongeBob because this is a nostalgic overload."
"Yo, it's SpongeBob bro, this is great SpongeBob, go go go go!" - Excitement and enthusiasm for the adventure ahead.
"It's just rare to see SpongeBob angry, not comically angry but casually angry."
"We finally earned SpongeBob his boating license, he's going to be so happy."
"SpongeBob's Krusty Krab shift, in time, and we weren't fired by Mr. Krabs."
"He'd have to understand that he can't throw all of this away because of what his friends did for him. It would make SpongeBob like the worst person ever."
"It's just a shame that we never really truly knew how good we had SpongeBob until it was gone."
"Only SpongeBob could have fun with a jellyfish for 12 hours!"
"And speaking of which... And I think, the number 1, BEST SpongeBob game is... 'SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Bottom' [2003; PS2, GameCube, GBA, 1st Xbox, and PC]"
"But aside from that nitpick, this is essentially the Mario 64 of SpongeBob."
"Guys, SpongeBob is such a nice guy. He suddenly decided to help us."
"What a story. SpongeBob has conquered the world."
"And what would be the charges for not being at the Krusty Krab to whip us up a couple of delicious Krabby Patties?"
"And that's... wait a second, they don't have a queen!"
"Thanks, Mr. Krabs. I'll call you Hattie."
"Sorry, hi SpongeBob. Hey Patrick, how goes it? Well, it was going great until you showed up."
"Back to Flying Dutchman. SpongeBob back pants."
"Sea cucumbers are a strange combination of a SpongeBob character and a Lovecraftian horror monster."
"SpongeBob is a sponge from a place called Bikini Bottom. Oh, that reminds me, my neutronic moisture sealant will keep you moist outside of water."
"If you've ever seen SpongeBob this is Lego's version of one of the main characters squidwardo this is how he looks like in the show and this is what the minimum wage Lego intern came up with why is he smiling squidwardo never smiles."
"Maybe it's time SpongeBob starts at least looking for a girlfriend."
"I'm a huge believer in the fact that the first few seasons of SpongeBob are the best."
"But thankfully Gary was nice enough to save SpongeBob's unicycle from the dumpster."
"Also one thing I absolutely adore that happened a lot in early SpongeBob is when they zoom in on a specific object and the animation gets all detailed."
"The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza, absolutely."
"There's something in the middle, it's a pizza, then when you make pizza, the SpongeBob, the SpongeBob."
"SpongeBob is a very hard worker like I think we can all agree that the Crusty Crab would probably go out of business if SpongeBob wasn't there."
"When SpongeBob shows his memory book to Squidward, Squidward's neck is completely disconnected from his body."
"The way they animated SpongeBob covered in jellyfish stings and covered in sea urchins in the dark, the animation in season one in general is just great."
"SpongeBob is the eternal optimist of Bikini Bottom, courageously nice to everyone around him regardless of whether or not he benefits or gets any kindness in return."
"Sandy Cheeks is a kindhearted citizen who acts as SpongeBob and Patrick’s mediator and a sort of surrogate big sister figure."
"SpongeBob had just entered its second season and the show was starting to insanely grow in popularity."
"Walking Small. This is just high quality, classic SpongeBob writing."
"It's been confirmed, SpongeBob is gay."
"SpongeBob SquarePants: Appeals to all age groups. Memes from the show are on pretty much every corner on the internet."
"But the SpongeBob crew really wanted to do a Red Mist reference. And to me, that’s really cool."
"Modern SpongeBob is one of those cartoons that still does that for me."
"SpongeBob's popularity would just keep growing and growing."
"SpongeBob is considered by the Japanese to be an Ao No anime, an American anime."
"Before I learned to accept that continuity in SpongeBob was almost meaningless, I always wondered why some elements of the first movie never made their way into the show."
"I mean spongebob is like my favorite of all time."
"SpongeBob has had more careers in one day than I've had in my entire lifetime."
"Plankton ran the empty Chum Bucket restaurant right across the street and his lifelong ambition was to get his tiny hands on the Krabby Patty secret formula."
"SpongeBob's loyalty to his friends and his job, always trying to do the right thing."
"SpongeBob learns that it's okay to be his own unique and silly self."
"I'm a firm believer that pretty much the entire first three seasons of SpongeBob are just pure gold."
"An awesome SpongeBob plushy for just $5."
"I literally just at this moment realized SpongeBob is probably a sea sponge and not a kitchen sink sponge."
"The Stars aligned when SpongeBob came out it was the best moment for it to really shine and cement its Legacy."
"I loved SpongeBob as a kid; I still really love SpongeBob."
"He does cause some trouble in typical Patrick fashion, from getting Mrs. Puff arrested for being locked out of her own car to stopping two high school kids from high fiving."
"More than anything, SpongeBob’s friendship was what showed Sandy that Bikini bottom had become her new home–and that’s a sign of a pretty great friend."
"Some of the best advice we can take from SpongeBob is to never be like The Fool Who Ripped His Pants."
"SpongeBob: 'I'm a Survivor! I am never leaving my house again!'"
"SpongeBob was just one of those shows where the right elements and the right people were at the right place at the right time."
"These little things got wet, shoes, nothing that I can use, cookbooks are a no-go, Spongebob hats, huh, I'll just take those."
"It was love, Mr. Krabs. It was love."
"That joke was awesome! How come SpongeBob and Krabs don’t laugh at this joke? It was rated 'Arrr!'"
"SpongeBob waking up one morning to see that everyone in town has gone missing without explanation."
"SpongeBob has actually overtaken Pokemon as the number one Saturday morning cartoon."
"SpongeBob gets the presidential seal of approval. He's Obama's favorite TV character of all time."
"I actually came across a fan theory a while ago that suggested that SpongeBob, particularly its ending, was actually a representation of Squidward's afterlife."
"What if Pearl isn't Mr. Krab's actual daughter but in fact her sugar daddy?"
"So, got any favorite SpongeBob songs yourself?"
"SpongeBob’s OCD kicks in during one morning of Boating School, and he overthinks how to organize his pencils and notebooks."
"Oh my God, damn, looks good on you, SpongeBob."
"You did it, SpongeBob! Turned into fruits!"
"And I think the second worst theory is... SpongeBob was brainwashed?"
"SpongeBob is by far one of the most iconic franchises of all."
"Almost every single SpongeBob Meme you see online specifically comes from the first three seasons and the SpongeBob movie. It's Perfection."
"The spongebob squarepants movie lives on and still holds up to this day not because it simply has spongebob in it."
"Oh my God, the Mrs. Puff theory is the scariest thing I have ever seen in SpongeBob."
"SpongeBob's best friend, Patrick Star."
"Cheese grater? What the [ __ ]? I'll help you, SpongeBob."
"Canceling SpongeBob wouldn't be the best business decision for Nickelodeon."
"SpongeBob could exist as a piece of art that was nearly flawless."
"25 years since St Hillenberg blessed us with the amazing character that I hold so dear to my heart: SpongeBob."
"We're at 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 SpongeBob items already added to the collection. That's insane!"
"I think this may be the most SpongeBob merch or just Nickelodeon in general we found in one trip."
"Nobody doesn't love SpongeBob, that's just, they're lying, that's what they're really doing."
"He asked me to give you a message," her father said. "He said, 'Tell her this is a parting gift from SpongeBob.'"
"That's life in SpongeBob terms bro, you go from a SpongeBob to Squidward."
"Being unintelligent means you're Patrick or SpongeBob. You'd be much happier."
"Just got hospitalized for my SpongeBob addiction. They put me in the Squidward."
"You're not a failure, SpongeBob, you're a scientist."
"You know, It's okay to be yourself, SpongeBob."
"This Dollar General SpongeBob like coin, he's so cute."
"I know, isn't it, like, why is it a little SpongeBob one or anything else, maybe Rugrats?"
"That's literally a classic toy for SpongeBob. I mean, we have this Mr. Potato Head SpongeBob on screen."
"A green label SpongeBob puzzle. It's kind of worn down a little bit on the sides, but dude, I can't leave that, no sponge left behind for 250."
"This Hunger Games is SpongeBob Edition."
"SpongeBob snail gathers as much food as he can."
"...like Wizarding World of Harry Potter but Bikini Bottom, awesome."
"I genuinely love this. We are playing more SpongeBob. Here we are."
"The first SpongeBob movie is just such a classic. It's a made classic."
"SpongeBob doesn't do this type of comedy. Everything about this was perfect."
"Hell yeah, It's a SpongeBob Christmas!"
"Maybe you would get a real present from Santa if you weren't the biggest jerk in Bikini Bottom."
"Congratulations SpongeBob, your song worked!"
"I am SpongeBob, destroyer of evil!"
"Once again, it is time for my fifth annual SpongeBob DVD collection video."
"SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Bottom was originally released in 2003, and this game is so much more; great level design, full voice acting, plenty of content, memorable bosses, and a solid control scheme just make this game work."
"I'm ready, Squidward. Ready to move? No, I'm ready to pass my boating test."
"Viacom loves to give out those SpongeBob licensing rights to pretty much anybody who has a pulse."
"SpongeBob's been around for a long time."
"SpongeBob SquarePants is one of the very few modern cartoons that became one of the biggest animation icons in history."
"Almost everyone nowadays has at least one fond memory related to watching the lovable sponge from Bikini Bottom."
"Despite being labeled as kids, SpongeBob and Patrick prove to everyone that they are capable of doing anything."
"The SpongeBob SquarePants movie is a highly enjoyable animated feature."
"You've certainly got a real nightmare on your hands, SpongeBob."
"Some of the things that I've heard on this journey of SpongeBob conspiracy theories I wouldn't even wish on my worst enemy."
"What exactly is Goo Lagoon and what is underneath it? This is a mystery that has been burning in my soul since I spawned from the womb."
"Film theory, SpongeBob, and the secret under Goo Lagoon, let's see what we got."
"One thing we've talked about a lot in past SpongeBob theories is the fact that series creator Stephen Hillenburg was a marine biologist."
"I'm feeling it, I'm feeling it, Mr. Krabs."
"SpongeBob is one of the greatest TV shows in the history of television, and it brought me insurmountable levels of joy and happiness."
"The SpongeBob SquarePants movie was originally supposed to be the finale for the entire series."
"That's why you should be like SpongeBob; it was good when you were young, it's still golden when you're old."
"It's so much fun getting to experience new things in the SpongeBob Nickelodeon fandom."
"Crusty Krab, oh Crusty Krab, you know I love you."
"SpongeBob Cosmic Shake may be my favorite SpongeBob video game ever released."
"The Goo Lagoon is actually water pollution."
"Patrick's not even a dude, he's a starfish."
"I need four-ply, four-ply when I cry."
"This is the moment of truth, SpongeBob."
"The SpongeBob SquarePants movie was an undeniable hit."
"Is mayonnaise an instrument?" - Spongebob
"SpongeBob with Gary and Pineapple House, it's almost like you're getting two characters here and then the town."
"Oh yeah, baby, time for a SpongeBob Christmas special!"
"Cannonball Jenkins is one of the greatest characters in the history of SpongeBob."
"The long-awaited, highly anticipated, heavily requested SpongeBob iceberg."
"Oh, SpongeBob is a show that's always been with me... it holds a special place in my heart."
"Wow, thanks SpongeBob, anytime sir."
"That's the SpongeBob conspiracy number five, the Neptune Theory."
"It just feels like an enjoyable time I spent watching SpongeBob."
"SpongeBob actually secretly tells us how old he is."
"You have to start off with SpongeBob."
"I think that adds some believability to the fact of the Krusty Krab recipe being so special."
"Mrs. Puff actually tries to teach SpongeBob."
"That is the power of SpongeBob, to just bring together families, friends, everyone."
"We're trying to create the world's biggest SpongeBob movie collection."
"SpongeBob is the biggest cartoon ever."
"I think Squidward is actually related to King Neptune."
"Welcome back to the SpongeBob SquarePants 400 in Kansas."
"Relive SpongeBob's happiest moments in the spongiest adventure game ever."
"I love SpongeBob theories; I think they are so fun."
"I'm like Squidward when they tried to take him jellyfishing after he got stung by that big jellyfish."
"It's weird, it's a weird season of SpongeBob."
"SpongeBob breaks into a million pieces."
"I love how Plankton, Bubble Bass, and even the Tattletale Strangler were willing to help throw SpongeBob a birthday party."
"It's kind of like SpongeBob, right? Like Zoomer memes are like, uh, SpongeBob memes."
"I think of all time, SpongeBob is a good show. It's undefeated."
"SpongeBob has been on for eons, so obviously there are a lot of conspiracy theories surrounding the show."
"What is the Krabby Patty secret formula to get from here to here?"
"What is today but yesterday's tomorrow? That's like one of my favorite lines from SpongeBob ever; it made me think so hard as a child."
"I feel like SpongeBob when he does the rainbow."