"Hickory dickory dock, my wife avoids my cook. She's losing her hair and having an affair, so I had to slap Chris Rock."
"In 1492, Columbus sailed the ocean blue."
"If it don't fit, you must acquit."
"Roses aren't green, violets aren't pink, you need a shower cuz you [__] stink."
"Hickory Dickory dock, you know what I'm saying."
"If it doesn't fit, you must acquit."
"Puzzle hustle, puzzle hustle. Does he wuzzle?"
"'My name is Mabel, it rhymes with table, it also rhymes with GL, it also rhymes with dude. If you write it down, the paper would catch fire.'"
"Christmas is coming, the goose is getting fat, grae."
"If the glove don't fit, you must have quit."
"It's crazy how that [ __ ] rhymed, some of it do you rap? Hell nah, you don't rap, no."
"For aenis ambitions to be satisfied the emperor had to die kind of rhyme too."
"Even in that time, I'll say a rhyme, a brand new style, ruthless and wild."
"Girl, if the story don't fit, you must have quit."
"Rhyme, rhythm, harmony... is what makes your blood go right, makes your heart pump right, makes you live for a long time."
"Rhyme awareness: 'Sun' and 'bun' rhyme because they have the same rhyme unit."
"The wheels on the plane go para-tara!"
"You can even save the children and have a flow. You can do both. Medical rhymes like you got medical R cardia."
"Mace was the one to sit me down and actually showed me how to put a rhyme together."
"Hope and history rhyme because that happened here."
"That's not a spell, doesn't even rhyme, no, it's just a promise."
"What goes real good with raking seesaw Margery doll Jack shall have a new master he shall make but a penny a day because he can't work any faster."
"Rhyme is a party between memory and hope."
"All rhyme is a party between memory and hope."
"Rhyme serves as one of the most powerful tools in the songwriter's toolbox."
"Roses are red, violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I."
"Every time I rhyme, I get busy in the place, I be leaving planet Earth, I'll be traveling through space."
"Anytime I'm rhyming, y'all know we be forming the crowd, I'm getting busy, who is he?"
"Teamwork makes the cream work, except I say it, come so it, the sentence doesn't rhyme unless you read it in an American accent."
"The Quran had this powerful rhythm, systematic rhythm, and rhyme throughout."
"Okay, class, remember: Nothing rhymes with orange. You lie. Watch, sporns, corns, mourns, torns, fam, fam, ah, bruh."
"Good vibes, good rhymes, good times."
"I see dead people. The be ho, he a free throw. Man Down."
"Rainbows of all shapes and sizes are found everywhere all over the world. Do the rainbow rhyme? Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, and violet too."
"That pack just straight up rhymed."
"Invest in stock, make a jaw drop. A dollar an hour gonna make a scowl in the shower."
"Low and slow is the way to go. Look at that, I'm a poet and didn't even know it."
"Stones, bones, moans, and groans."
"Sometimes you gotta rhyme to keep your riches."
"I really like rhymes. I really do. And I know that poems don't have to rhyme, but I really like rhymes."
"Lizzie Borden Took an Ax and gave her mother 40 whacks... if that sends shivers down your spine then no, it's not just an eerie rhyme."
"Drifting is dandy, four-wheel drive is handy, keep your wheels on the ground or your hands will get sandy."
"Perfect rhyme gives you absolute total closure."
"Rhymes work exactly the same way."
"Additive and subtractive rhyme, you get something like free bleach."
"Antolpo, a feast for the eyes, Levain a feast for my thighs."
"In sepsis you need to swell to get well and then you need the P to be free."
"If she loses a limb, you can win. That rhymed."
"The dumber the rhyme, the cooler the spell."
"Welcome to the magic 'cause the tale does tragic."
"Delicious and nutritious. Yeah, it rhymes. It's true. It's cute. It's friendly. It's fun."
"It's not a good idea to rhyme the word you just said with the same exact word."
"Rhyme schemes are some of my favorite things."
"Rain, rain, go away, don't come back another day."
"I could run, but in what direction would I make it rhyme?"
"I hate to look, I hate to stare, but your face got mauled by a bear."
"There was a young man from Leeds who swallowed six packets of seeds."
"One potato, two potato, three potato, four, five potato, six potato, seven potato more!"
"Twinkle twinkle UFO, how I wonder what is so. Up above our world so high, shining jewels in the sky."
"Twinkle twinkle UFO, someday somehow we will go up above our world so high, just to bug you in your sky."
"Perfection in confection, that's true, and it rhymes."
"Candy, Handy, Sandy... Just a Dandy."
"Don't forget to play at the bay because they say tacos need to be sauté."
"Beans, they're good for the heart, the more you eat, the more you fart."
"Five little raindrops dancing on the wall, pitter-patter, pitter-patter, that's the way they fall."
"Her Rhymes within Rhymes... she can write a line which traditionally would rhyme on the end of a line and there's three points in the line that will rhyme with the next line then it never sounds contrived."
"Every time he spoke, he spoke in rhyme."
"There was a young man called Tony who talked a lot of baloney."
"Water that's ice, Water that's snow, To be precise, it's all H2O!"
"If you see a hungry panda, make sure that you text Amanda."
"Nine little soldier boys sat up very late; one overslept himself and then there were eight."
"If I may, if you'll indulge me, since poetry to me is sublime, I know that heaven and having don't rhyme."
"Cadence Sunshine, sunshine, ladybugs awake! Clap your hooves and do a little shake!"
"Roses are red and violets are blue, when I'm around no one says boo-hoo."
"Sorry about the delay, super busy cafe. It rhymes, and I like getting those little text updates."
"Baby llama wants a drink; Mama's at the kitchen sink."
"I once had a brother called Jack, who once got stuck in a sack. He couldn't get out, so he let out a shout, and now he's got a bad back."
"Imagine learning a language and realizing that ricochet, ashtray, way, filet, and entree all rhyme."
"A is for apple, B is for bed, C is for co-ed, D is for dead, F is for failing to keep your head."
"Did you ever see a bat dancing with a rat down by the bay?"
"Words that rhyme that you would never otherwise think of as similar... make these phrases that can just echo in your mind for the rest of your life."
"I am back with a backpack on my back, Jack."
"Potatoes, tomatoes, it rhymes, isn't that perfect?"
"Moose and Goose love their juice."
"Eat up your veggies, Reggie. Grab the jelly, Kelly. Chop the spaghetti, everybody eats when they come to my house."
"The rain in Spain stays mainly on the plain."
"Once upon a time, there was a purple penguin who could rhyme. His name was Rainbow Ray, and he always loved to play."
"One for sorrow, two for joy, three for a girl, four for a boy, five for silver, six for gold, seven for a secret never to be told."
"You guys all have a nice time, that rhymed."
"Behold the duck. It does not cluck; a cluck it lacks, it quacks."
"No money, no honey, good morning honey."
"My name is Buck, I love a truck, it's the best buck in the pickup truck."
"A moose and a goose together had juice, but not the hippopotamus."
"History kind of repeats, it doesn't repeat, it rhymes."
"Greens, beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat, the more you fart."
"My son writes poetry; he showed me his first poem and I said, 'Karan, I think there's a problem, I think the words are supposed to rhyme.'"
"There was a young girl named Sabrina, whose laughter was like a hyena."
"Rain, rain, go away, come back again another day."
"Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Her name is Glyde, and she reads TV Guide."
"Roses are red, violets are blue, Brazil's are nuts, so are you."
"I don't appreciate being referred to as an old geezer, in spite of the fact that it rhymes with freezer."
"Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made."
"Me and my monkey need a lot of money for our journey to Turkey."
"What a wonderful way to start the day, oh that rhymes."
"Beans, the magical fruit, the more you eat, the more you toot."
"Every now and again, you get a sneaky little rhyme."
"When things rhyme, it's always a good time."
"Zombies Ate My Neighbors, though that rhymes, it's pretty good."
"Two happy apples, one bunch of pajamas bananas, two carrots for parrots, and finally one peach for the beach."
"Llama Llama Red Pajama, the title even rhymes; it's really cute, easy to read, flows really nicely."
"There once was a turtle whose name was Myrtle, who had a friend whose name was Squirtle."
"I didn't think anything rhymed with Guelph until I said twelfth."
"The north wind doth blow, and we shall have snow."
"Searching for the perfect rhyme for the words I want to say."
"No word in the English language rhymes with purple, orange, or month."
"Beheaded, died, divorced, beheaded, survived."
"The rain in Spain falls mainly in the plain."
"I find it sublime how we made it rhyme."
"Peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas porridge in the pot, nine days old."
"Some like it hot, some like it cold, some like it in the pot, nine days old."
"Pizza! Viva rhymes with pizza, that looks delicious."
"There aren't as many things that rhyme with goat as you'd think: float, boat, tote, vote, rot, throat."
"30 days past September, April, June, and November."
"How doth the little crocodile improve his shining tail, and pour the waters of the Nile on every golden scale!"