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"Fantasy suites aren't really about that. That's the time when you have these conversations: What is your religion? What are your beliefs? How many kids do you want? Where could we live?"
"He admitted that he came on the show to promote his career and he's like, 'Look, I'm kind of shocked by this whole thing. I came on the show to promote my career and I'm a country singer and that's my life, but holy crap, shockingly enough, I met a girl that I really like and I kind of love this girl and wow, I'm gonna see where this goes.'"
"We're watching Tamar Braxton get your life because we want to see Tamar Braxton get her life back."
"There's something so sweet about The Great British Bake Off, all the contestants are so kind to each other."
"Rachel, you are evicted from the Big Brother house."
"JB every single week kept us guessing and excelled in so many different areas."
"So when I just did this recent show, 'Amazing Race', it was all for charity."
"I just feel like I keep thinking about last season with the whole like 'oh there can only be one super fan on this cast like I have to get them out.'"
"I genuinely have no clue who's going to win this season."
"Who wins? Will it be Russell, our high fashion queen, or James, our stoic commercial King? America's Next Top Nigga is, dammit, is Russell. Russell on the left wins. He is America's next top new."
"This whole show's rigged so we're rigging it for you, Mary."
"Use that to my advantage and if it comes down to me or Jen, I know I could beat Russell in the very end."
"Two wrongs don't make a right because everybody knows nobody would watch that show if Tokyo Toni wasn't on that show."
"Love on the Spectrum gets added on the 18th, which is essentially a reality dating show about people with autism."
"I love how this is like a reality show, it's so funny."
"Girls Planet 999 is eminence's recent girl group survival show to hit our screens."
"Bretman chose love everybody, yes how can you not, congratulations little Nas you did it, you made it all the way through Lover House, nice job you made it."
"Oh, shoot, bro, that could be you on the chopping block!" - Tension rises as contestants face potential elimination.
"It's the [__] show, let me tell you something."
"Daisy's allegations about Finding Momoland being rigged brought significant controversy and division among netizens."
"She's the sexiest Drag Race contestant, right?"
"I love Survivor, I love everything that has come from it."
"Do you know what day it is? Like what happened if we like the same guy both do him? That's the entire point of the show."
"Jerry how close was that fire-making challenge between you and Sara?"
"I watched him once or twice maybe, you know? And me, I just go along with what everybody says. 'Oh yeah, Boston Rob's one of the greatest.' And I'm like, 'Oh yeah, I agree,' because that's what the persona is of it, you know?"
"it's not just a great I don't even know if it would qualify as a reality show I think it's the best comedy of the year I think it's the best series on TV right now and a lot of that is due to you"
"So looking up there at all your friends, who is going to be the next Master Chef Canada? My heart says Mary."
"Welcome to the Ridonculous Race, yeah, we get to watch them rip off a different show."
"You don't understand how this reality show thing works you're not doing it right."
"A rural Japanese Town Under Siege by monkeys is defended by three elderly women armed with air guns who call themselves a monkey Busters I'd bench watch the hell out of this if it was an ongoing reality show."
"The drama begins with an extreme reality show where 16 participants will spend a month surviving in a remote place."
"Karen from Big Brother five was a very good social player."
"Janelle from Big Brother 6, 7, 14, and 22 is one of the best characters the show has ever seen."
"Everybody, welcome to 'The Traitors' finale roundtable event slash 'Survivor' slash 'Deal or No Deal Island' crossover event."
"I cannot say enough about how good this Edition is actually I will say coming off BB can the live feed experience is just on another level."
"We are about to begin the final Head of Household competition. Welcome to Mount HOH."
"Congratulations America has chosen you as the Big Brother MVP."
"Colby secures his spot in the final tribal by winning his fifth immunity challenge in a row."
"'I'm not popular again,' bummer for season three, my pick goes to the same Chef that I chose as the worst chef from that season, with that being Vinnie."
"But in the end, only one can become an instant influencer."
"Red Room, a Japanese film from 1999 where a group of four contestants are participating in a reality game show in which they are forced to and torture one another after picking up certain cards."
"There is no script. It's a reality show. Just means there's no script. I mean we say whatever we want."
"From the infamous Too Hot to Handle. Oh my gosh, Netflix series. That might be my favorite reality show. We are suckers for Too Hot to Handle, yeah, we truly are."
"Eventually, we need to have an All Winners where all of the seasons of the All Winners then compete to see who's the winner of all the winners."
"I think anyone who watches the Pit Stop knows who I would have chosen. I would have chosen Blair St. Clare."
"The highest rating ever for The Bachelor franchise isn't that crazy?"
"You know what's very interesting about this is, first of all, only one of these folks won their season, right? Everyone else is a runner-up. These are all some of the icons that we think about as some of the all-time greats honestly from Drag Race fully."
"He was actually on the TLC show 'Family by the Ton.' Most popularly known, I would say he was the guy that he got so large that he had to bathe outside in like a trough, right?"
"Welcome to Quon's first reality show!"
"Out of all the reality shows that have dealt with COVID, this is the juiciest one."
"It is making history in terms of having the most OG's return for a consecutive seventh season which is Giselle Robin Ashley and Karen that has never been done in the history of the franchise."
"I thought Hottie was the best guy on the show, plain and simple."
"Big Brother 23 saw the formation of an alliance called the Cookout with the end goal being that Big Brother would crown its first black winner."
"The season was masterminded by the Hitmen, a duo of young athletic Cody Calafiore and the undercover cop Derek Levasseur."
"Derek won in convincing fashion becoming pretty unarguably the greatest one-time player ever up to this point."
"There are no votes in here from Jamie or Matthew. Do you know what Jeff? I say a lot about what's going on at Camp. Any votes cast for Brandon will not count. Second person voted out of Survivor 44 with one vote, Maddie."
"39 days, 18 people. One Survivor."
"Is she gonna be on to Survivor season? I'm not sure maybe they do another Blood vers Water of Keith and Dana yes Keith and Dana that's what I want to see now."
"...the idea is simple a dating show where you never see the other person so can you fall in love sight unseen and then eventually build that love strong enough to propose to someone that you never even know what they look like."
"BBOTT kind of did spoil us a little bit. It really did change a lot of our ways in which we digest Big Brother."
"Big Brother 9 is a train wreck but I can't look away."
"Big Brother 21 is like the car crash but I wanted to watch it."
"Big Brother 1 is the beginning of it all."
"I think it is important to acknowledge its history. I think it was, as we learned today, the most watched Big Brother season in viewers or something, whatever that question was, so I think that's an important part of history."
"You have fan favorites, you have people that need a chance to redeem themselves, early outs, this, by and large, is a good solid cast."
"Two people from Team Mike and Team Mari both competing in the veto."
"In a logical world, how well you place in call-outs should reflect how well you did in the acting challenge and the photo shoot, but we know now that nothing in this show is logical."
Redemption. And I'm sure you're thinking, "This is All Stars, isn't that the theme of every season?"
"This twist on All Stars 5 flopped because the queens almost the entire season voted fairly, and it led to little drama."
"Right now it's like World War Drag Race."
"Quinn is a king and Joyce is the queen of the castle. You can tune in and see how we live."
"and your conversation was great too it's interesting to hear the perspective of being you know in a reality show no thank you it's really fascinating yeah and we appreciate you opening up about that"
"I personally don't feel like I should be getting voted out."
"Simply put, you can’t have a teen-focused reality show without a bit of romance amongst its characters."
"Now I feel like we're shooting a reality show."
"Last Brennan standing. The winner would get a million dollars and would get to leave the family forever if they wanted to."
"House guests are you ready to be cut off from the outside world? You may enter the house. Sony Showdown begins now!"
"I mean, for me, I don't know. Khloe might tell you different, but anyway, it just made everything better. It was pure ecstasy with the reality show."
"Love on the Spectrum is the best reality show."
"People find real love on the show."
"We are doing our own reality show to show you guys how in love we are."
"...we made Spike and Spike made us and that was the that was The Ultimate Fighter reality show..."
"At the live reunion, the vote goes down. First vote: Danielle. Aras. Danielle. Aras. Winner of Survivor XLI."
"Gabby from David vs Goliath. I would vote for her."
"His opinion of her has increased a bit since Winners at War."
"Now number 32, we're moving on to the winner that I mentioned earlier in the video, the person that Jeff Probst simply doesn't like."
"Number 31, this is a winner that I know Jeff Probst really likes as a person."
"Number 28, we actually continue the streak of recent winners."
"Number 25, we're on to a winner that at one point Jeff Probst called him the most boring winner in the history of the show."
"I think at the end of the day again that legacy of him being the first winner and everything I think Jeff Probst just really hammers that home to the point where like I find it tough to see him ranked outside of the top 10."
"...the definitive top seven winners of all time every single list he has ever done involving winners or top players has involved these six players plus also of somewhat more recent player..."
"One of you will be the winner of Hell's Kitchen."
"If he could, he'd create a reality show called [ __ ] Talkers, where he'd take all the people who nitpicked the movie and put them in the exact same situation."
"You are evicted from the Big Brother house."
"Sorry, Danielle. You are the last person to be evicted from the Big Brother house."
"The background is always different. You know, you never see the same background twice on 'Amazing Race.'"
"Big Brother six is definitely here to stay."
"This is the reality show on the Internet, only it's more reality than what we see on TV, right?"
"Every week, yeah. If he gets eliminated, he's gonna end up coming over here and hanging out with me during the remainder of the show. It doesn't matter if he gets kicked off or not; he's gonna be here the entire time."
"Tonight in the season finale of The Bachelor Australia."
"Chris Harrison goes to say that they are going to be having a moment in the women tell all addressing the online bullying which then we saw in that show today and Chris Harrison was like it needs to stop."
"If I had to pick top right of this group, I would say it is going to be honestly, I'm confident saying the top four is going to be Corn, Corned Beef, Corn Will, Boss, and Carrie."
"The girls seem really good. This is good TV."
"We're in the throes of Dragula season four."
"'Mama, this is garbage.' Well, first we met all 14 Season 5 divas and immediately dunked them underwater to see who could swim and who was wearing plastic or made of plastic. Speaking of Detox, one."
"Heather, Heather, Heather, Heather, Heather, Heather, Alejandro. By a vote of six to one, the winner is Heather. Congratulations!"
"Beth is voted America's favorite, which makes a lot of sense. Congratulations, Heather, to go up there with Izzy. You are the winner!"
"He's absolutely, I just, I love the group of people they chose. I feel like it's so wholesome, it's almost like the real world but less like crazy."
"Welcome to quilting, first reality show, live and unscripted with Susan."
"I think everybody looked great it doesn't matter what you look like on the outside because Love is Blind"
"Wow, you guys are making friends. Too bad that won't last long because in just a few seconds, one of you will be kicked off the show. All of the votes are in. We are locking the votes in five, four, three, two, one."
"Being on a reality show was one of the most challenging things I've ever done."
"Iris, who is the host of a reality show, returned to work ahead of schedule."
"Alone is about how can you adapt."
"Sometimes in the near future, death row criminals are given a chance to earn back their freedom by joining a popular reality show called The Jurassic Games."
"Imagine saying you met on Survivor and you're married."
"Yes, I knew I would win. See Chris, I told you this season would have the best ending ever."
"We're just ordinary people on this Pacific island with no rules, no knowledge, nothing."
"I can be me on this show, and like Survivor is a way where not only I can go and test my own limits but I can show to people as well."
"Yes, Big Brother can be cheesy, yes it can be over-the-top, but then sometimes you just gotta grit your teeth and bear through the cringe parts to get to the gooey gooey center of what makes this show so compelling."
"Jeff Probst has openly said that this is his favorite winner of all time, one of his favorite players of all time."
"I think it's possible to find someone special in the house."
"In Big Brother, you need at least one person you can 100% trust."
"It's a beautiful thing, what a blessing that we were on that show."
"At the end of the day, if someone was to summarize your time in Big Brother, I'd be like, 'Oh yeah, I had fun and I made new friends,' and that was what I take from the show."
"The double idol play from Parvati is probably the biggest move in the history of Survivor up until this point."
"It's such a season where the game politics really started to heat up at the merge."
"There's a good amount of mess in a good Survivor season."
"The seasons we have the more complicated politics, this one definitely did, it really works for me."
"I think that it really capitalized on a time when there was a great season, a lot of people they could bring back."
"I just see Fear Factor as the ultimate challenge."
"Now we know what game we're playing; this is Survivor, anything goes."
"If you want to win Survivor, you have to take the knocks along the way."
"Survivor is different for every one of us."
"It's called Claim to Fame; it's a bunch of relatives of celebrities that are in a house and they try to hide their identity."
"I built such a good relationship with everyone in the house so it's sad but like I'm happy at the same time because it was such a good experience."
"This is the moment we've all been waiting for, the winner of Escape the House season one is going to be revealed right now."
"If I go home tonight, it’s ok, I don’t care. This is my best look and I’m so happy with what I’ve shown on the show."
"I'm literally shaking, I would never survive on Naked and Afraid."
"Welcome back, we're here with Karen who's just been banished from the house."
"I appreciate all of us for being honest on the show."
"You really get to know the contestants and you feel like you are with them on this crazy journey throughout the competition."
"Actually, the audience watches 'Love on Fire' because it makes true love feel possible."
"Your social media accounts are your own reality show."
"Now it's me, Mariah, and Christian, I'm one step closer to finally winning this thing."
"And the winner of Reality House Season 3, taking home 51,800 dollars, is Mariah."
"This is Chromity signing out for Reality House Season Three."
"Once a real housewife, always a real housewife."
"I'm ready to prove I am the most innocent man on the show."
"Kim Chiu started her showbiz career at the age of 16 after winning the first teen edition of the reality show Pinoy Big Brother."
"Ultimate girls trip looks good, it might be the best one yet."
"These new sexy singles are about to transform from Lonely Stars into a love Supernova."
"I feel like I would crush it, honestly, I should go on a show where they do different endurance challenges."
"This is going to be a labor of love, brother. Flavor of Love."
"39 days, 18 all-stars, one Survivor."
"This is a truly unique experience and I believe you'd be mistaken in writing off the show as just a discount Big Brother because it is really a lot more dynamic and interesting than that."
"Netflix aired a reality TV show where participants had to remain celibate. What was it called? Too Hot to Handle."
"I'm very proud to be on 42, and it's very exciting to know that people enjoyed my season as much as I enjoyed my season."
"They flipped the house, that's wild to me."
"He was there, he obviously got injured right away, he only spent one day on the island."
"Season three is the first point where you can kind of see some trends for modern Survivor forming."
"Helen seemed to be the front runner for a lot of it."
"Winning Big Brother is cool and all, sure, but the houseguests that I love the most are the ones that make me laugh."
"I did not think that we would be already at the point where we're talking about another all-star season of Survivor, but here we are."
"It's pretty unrealistic for a Survivor player to just give up first individual immunity."
"Survivor is going to be more difficult than the Ivy League."
"You six couples have been brought here from all over the country for one reason: to stare fear in the eye."
"Two hundred fifty thousand dollars is nothing I wouldn't do, especially on this show."
"Survivor is really coming into its own in terms of how to tell this story."
"The history of Survivor is littered with people that heat up at the right time."
"Blind date is all about falling in love; boy meets girl, girl meets boy, and every week when the show starts we all hope that love is in the air."
"I watched Love is Blind... and when I tell you we were hooked."
"Love is Blind... it's basically a blind speed dating type setup."
"I went on the show to find love, that's exactly what I've done and I'm very happy with everything that's going on at the moment."
"She has just showed us that you don't need to kiss anybody, you don't need to be in any ship, you just have to be yourself."
"I didn't come on the show to get a hot chick. I came on the show to get a girl that I could really connect with."
"A story is perhaps the most important aspect in a music reality show."
"Martel has been talked about a lot for what he did on that reality show he was on."
"Give me my own reality show where I go in and it's like Bar Rescue, only I'm rescuing dead YouTube channels."
"Their intentions were so pure going on the show."
"I wouldn't feel bad, you seem like of all the people I've seen on the show, you seem to be the most successful."
"Candace and Sutton are great examples of new Housewives who are perfect additions."
"This segment is called Mr. Matchmaker, and it's when we take two people with blossoming romances, we put them together, we give them a romantic Italian dinner, and we see what happens."
"The fame of Kris Jenner and her family began with the reality show Keeping Up with the Kardashians."
"This is the true story of seven strangers picked to live in a house, work together, and have their lives taped to find out what happens when people stop being polite and start getting real."
"It wouldn't be an 'I'm a Celebrity' experience without a Bush Tucker Trial."
"I'm more interested in the dynamics of the personalities and the people on the show."
"Welcome to Celebrity Big Brother."
"I'm ready to face my fears today; that's what this show is all about."
"We are here to update you on everything that happened yesterday on the Big Brother 24 live feeds."
"One thing Sabrina gonna do is cry; it's to survive."
"The winner of Survivor Kageyan is arguably one of the best seasons of Survivor ever with absolute domination."
"Homero would be amazing on the show Big Brother."
"Survivor is fully embracing the local culture as a theme in a way we have not seen since Pearl Islands."
"Congratulations, you are safe at tonight's vote."
"She stood a better chance to win probably than Parvati on Cook Islands."
"I truly love all of the people in this house, and I'm gonna miss them."
"Ron Clark might be the most fun person to watch on this whole season."
"The essence of Survivor is simple: bring real people from across all walks of life and throw them headfirst into the elements of nature."
"Survivor continues to reinvent itself, you have to be adaptable, you got to evolve."