I Don't Know What You Know Me From: Confessions Of A Co-Star Quotes
"It’s a little like racial profiling, but with fans: fan profiling."
"You’ve heard the phrase 'There are no small roles, just small actors'? Well, I kind of disagree."
"I think I am really lucky to be where I am in life, but I’ve never really lost the feeling that I don’t fit in."
"If I practiced thirty thousand hours, I still wouldn’t play like Tony. He had music in his soul."
"Sometimes good things can come from terrible events."
"I learned how to smoke cigarettes, how to make a bathroom look clean without actually cleaning it, the art of playing dumb."
"I didn’t get that milestone, so now I have to rely on celebrity divorces for that kind of shock and betrayal."
"I firmly believe that everyone should have to work in the food service industry at least once in their lives."
"I’m just a do-it-yourself kind of gal. I’m also way too controlling to be a good damsel in distress."
"Every other Prince Charming is just an impostor who will, no doubt, end up borrowing money from you."
"I have come to believe, though, that the only modern-day Prince Charming comes in the form of a AAA tow truck driver."
"My biggest hurdle with my Charger was leaving the lights on. I could never remember to turn those damn lights off."
"I’m certain that just about everyone who worked at that mall gave me a jump start at some point."
"Turns out people will let anyone under the hood of their car for a free pumpkin."
"Putting those pesky lights aside for a moment, I loved how much crap I could fit in the hatchback of my Charger."
"It’s hard to track time here, because it doesn’t change much. Leaves stay green and they stay put, and by accident I did too."
"I knew I could never be a cop. I can hardly handle a snippy parking lot attendant, not to mention a roomful of people expecting me to make them laugh."
"I’m an all-or-nothing kind of girl, and I needed to back off."
"I wanted to be beef jerky, not whipped cream."
"Sometimes being intolerant can be a good thing, it can bring about change."
"Work begets work, so I have always just tried to stay in motion and keep working."
"Being homesick is good—it means I am happy in my real life."
"I don’t want to be the kind of girl who lets one silly little thing (or four) ruin her big night."
"Love at first sight has historically gotten me in a lot of trouble."
"I have always been emotional, but this is different."
"I'm not going to lie to you, sometimes I lie."
"Lying takes time and mental space and I just don’t have either anymore."
"If I hate my lipstick the next day, it’s a less costly retail mistake than buying a new dress."
"I like the idea that I can be a part of bringing people together."
"Judge if you must, but we waited until we were super in love."
"My competition is Sheriff Barbie. Oh, yeah, did I mention the Sheriff is hot?"
"It's been fun, and half of the time we have a totally newlywed-like lifestyle."
"If you’re in bed, and you think you might have to pee, just get up and pee."
"The best time to plant an apple orchard is twenty years ago; the second best time is today."
"Walk around the house like a fucking champion."
"I have a hard time imagining my future with any real clarity."
"I'm a perfectionist by nature, so naturally I wanted to be the perfect stepparent."
"My life is complicated. I have a husband. I have two older stepkids, two dogs, and a time-consuming career."
"I fantasize about performance reviews and office Christmas parties."
"Keep your life simple and stylish and earnest."