"It's amazing how many people can have trouble truly comprehending this: one, Alice Sebold was beaten and assaulted; two, the wrong man was sent to prison for it."
"I have a cow. I've got the wrong cow, but it'll do."
"Two Canadian men who were switched at birth 70 years ago finally received a formal apology from the government."
"The Tasmanian Tiger, falsely accused by European colonizers, slaughtered thousands, but reported sightings have continued, sparking hope for its existence."
"You honestly would have thought that she was an RAF soldier for about 15 years. You would have thought that Queen Elizabeth was at the finishing line ready with a crown to coronate her."
"I swear to God if you pulled up the wrong Blue Dude I..."
"Not every guy with a beard is Eddie Burback."
"Dream did not cheat, it was George, but it's not real and now George is getting hate."
"If you ever see something that looks either like an Oreo cookie or an ancient coin with a quaint design, you better put on your glasses before touching it."
"He's a lawyer, right? Oh, that's probably not the person you were going for, sorry."
"Somebody had an aunt Vicky sighting. Not aunt Vicky, aunt TC."
"I swear your twin brother or sister twin brother is just chilling right about—okay, no, no, that's more of like an aquatic."
"A living woolly mammoth? Experts claim it's a complete fraud or maybe just a bear with a gigantic fish."
"Diplomacy? Oh, I'm so sorry Chum, I didn't know it was you."
"Jenna Ellis didn't realize the moment that she was at a fake elector hearing that wasn't really a real hearing and Giuliani was farting on her."
"Christine knew from the second that she laid eyes on this boy that it wasn't Walter."
"I wish I had a name like buddy love actually knowing I know brother love did you see the story that made him do it like yeah you shoot someone in a nightclub."
"What he first mistook for a dragon egg hidden in the muddy bank of the river near his farm turned out to be the gargantuan shell of a prehistoric giant armadillo."
"Turns out it wasn't a rare pink spotted southwestern leaf and meadow lizard. It was just a gecko. Who knew?"
"I almost said Kevin but it's not that wouldn't that would not make sense it's Kevin it's it's actually it's Kevin"
"It's about espionage, mistaken identity, and a headless parrot."
"A collective memory of a movie called Shazam which was starred actor comedian Sinbad in the 90s I thought that he it I really thought that that Sinbed was in Shazam and he wasn't it was Shaq's movie right?"
"It wasn't until 16 years later that both parents found their real children."
"Her family does not believe it is her, and her father believed she succumbed to the elements the day she disappeared."
"The St. Augustine monster became a noteworthy part of cryptozoology due to the confusion and speculation surrounding its identity before experts even determined it to be a whale carcass."
"Father and daughter or husband and wife? The truth behind Larry and Melinda's relationship."
"Own it. You got it wrong. You didn't know who it was in the first place."
"I hate when somebody uses the phrase, 'That's not really my cup of tea.' Because I realize, I've just poisoned the wrong person."
"I thought it was Vernon for a second but no it's Mingyu."
"It's good to be alive today, then you realize the Amazon guy is going to a different house."
"Is it simply just an ordinary what up CJ person dressed in a white robe hoping to scare it?"
"You do like in Friends, that's actually I've always thought about doing something like that in Friends. Chandler got the wrong phone number."
"I could have sworn when we first met this kid..."
"This military prison camp held hundreds of Al Qaeda soldiers - as well as many people who claimed to just be people who were in the wrong place at the wrong time."
"They confessed, 'Wait, I thought we were on a TV prank show.'"
"It's not a severed finger, it's a glass beaker. Haha, boring."
"You must be an alien. She totally is! Molly would never get up early."
"Mimikyu was only recently identified as a Pokémon. Previously, people thought it was just a ghost wearing a cloth."
"Whoever or whatever was calling my name sounded exactly like my mother but I know it wasn't her."
"It's a multiversal constant that Flash Thompson will wear this costume at some point, be mistaken for the real Spider-Man by a villain."
"When confronted with images of his doppelganger in news and media reports living out his life and assuming his identity, SCP-1447-2 was unable to explain the anomaly and asserted that he was the true original version of himself."
"Then, as he got closer, I soon realized that he wasn't actually a brain dead victim of a parachute accident but the USA champion of USA USA or something."
"I thought it was you I was gonna slap your ass really hard because I thought you were like Ben."
"Rocket is a rabbit guys guys look! Rocket is a rabbit guys guys look, there's a cute little rabbit in the sink!"
"You're so lucky the boot licker chasing you turns out to be a rich second generation in Disguise."
"All she sees is Snow, capital S. They keep guessing and getting it wrong."
"And the next time in a few months, one of us gets mistaken for Ainsley Harriot, at least we know it won't be here."
"Annie's case of Love Boat fever was later confirmed to be the coronavirus."
"For the longest time, I thought he was a singer. God almighty, that's hilarious, I like that."
"Oh [__], it's the cops. Wait a minute, that's not the cops, maybe he'll give me a ride."
"Never you see Annette Louisville in me, the new trauma."
"The kid that mowed his lawn all those years ago didn't kill his son, but the guy that he saw yesterday was down a dark path."
"You ain't no soldier, you got the wrong shoes, drinking in the right uniform, that's right."
"His name was Peter Tobin, not Pat McLaughlin."
"Gay couple kissing in Mumbai local train found to be straight men who were lip-locked due to heavy rush."
"There's no way that was her, what I just saw."
"It wasn't the moon, it was 1:15 in the afternoon."
"What if Rosamund's 16-year-old daughter is Caroline's wanted fantasy heroine but Caroline got Rosamund by mistake because she and her daughter have the same name, which is very funny."
"YouTube is deleting videos of robots fighting because of animal cruelty."
"Everyone recognized her, no one doubted that she was in fact Pauline."
"I thought I was visiting the old meeting house and it was there night of the reason."
"The forensics on the drugs had finally come back, and it wasn't a match to Kelly. Instead, it was found that the bag had Jill's DNA on it and one of the pills had Kent's fingerprints."
"No, he wouldn't be there, it's the guy from Detroit Become Human."
"Is he a fossil? Oh, Stampy, I'd like your ass."
"Why is it thinking it's a dog from Table three?"
"That's not our place! Oh my god, all right, we're gonna figure all this out."
"Oops, wrong apartment! Would you like to give me your trash bin?"
"During a rogue operation in Mali, Sophia and a man would mistake each other for hostiles. This man would later then go on to be Sophia's husband."
"It's called the Church of Satan where they perform ritual human sacrifice and eat human flesh. Please don't confuse us with the Catholics."
"At some point, the media started naming him as The Mastermind behind BTS, oh I remember, with zero relation to the group."
"What would you do if you came across this? Before you freak out, that's not a gorilla."
"Spouse spark and look it's not a turtle it's a giant type of whale."
"All I can say is luckily at the end of the story it seemed like Ops...well, his wife who she thought was a whole nother man...well, they start to work things together because they did fall in love though."
"That was my favorite to write because there was just no thought, no care in the world."
"The next day, Luca is surprised by the people who keep coming and giving gifts to Casca because they think she is a witch who can save them from the cruelty of Mozgus."
"If you can't tell your wife from your sister and she's staying in your house, well what bed do you sleep in?"
"they also found that their daughter had been buried in houston under the name jane may"
"Love at first sight but they were not wearing their glasses they were looking at someone else."
"Between that and the young lady who, I think, thought I was Taylor Swift, my Friday was full of it."
"It's the Essex Snoop Dog. They thought it was a lion, didn't they? So Teddy Bear was a ginger cat mistaken for a lion, giving rise to the Essex lion scare."
"I'm pretty sure I sang 'Fortunate Son' on Ed Sullivan."
"He mistook me for Mike, the real Mike was sitting just behind me on the floor."
"Thanks to this heroic act, the locals mistake them for superheroes and they become known as Mechamato."
"I thought it was you for like 2 seconds."
"I was never more wrong because then he started to get excited introduced himself then he was 42 and had just come from Cameroon."
"I thought it was my sister, so I wrongly asked her, 'Hey, what are you doing?' because it was just really weird the way she was standing there."
"When this fella turns up, he did look like Ken, we dad couldn't believe it. First thing you said, 'Nice to meet you, Ken.' And that's the sort of thing."
"thank you Ellie oh that's not Ellie."
"Thought a gun went off in my car, turns out it was an unopened can of coke sitting next to me."
"Had an I don't work here lady moment."
"It's obvious that Mark Humphries is the victim of a devilish plot, and he's not a murderer. No, come on, old fellow, let's go to the theater at once and give him the good news."
"You had a 3:30 appointment with a Mr. Ronaldo. Hello ladies, you kept me. We killed you. Last week you actually think two amateurs nitwits could kill the great Ronaldo. Come on man."
"He thought he'd already killed my my ten-year-old son turns out it wasn't true."
"I thought I'd met him before, but it was that damn picture."
"I thought it was Laura's but it's from Alex. Ah, thanks babe."
"You have the wrong guy! Get someone to stop this thing!"
"If you didn't know them well, you could easily mistake one for the other from a distance."
"I caught a couple catfish and a giant drum that I thought was a big bass."
"They think my camera is food always always always."
"I saw a woman yesterday in SoHo Square and...I was sure it was you."
"You got the wrong man, okay? Even with all the mistakes he's made, I know Eli is a good kid."
"Last week I was accused of being Bobby Ewing, so I'm going full Jr."
"I was convicted for the murder of my own brother. Wow, Harvey. No, Alex."
"Oh, I wanted Connie to survive so badly. I mean, John."
"I thought Will Arnett was Will Forte."
"I thought she was being served by Seth Rogen. But then he came with that voice and being served, you know, Seth Rollins, hey, you're being served. He would have laughed like, he walked away."
"So, we were barking up the wrong tree or should I say I was barking up the wrong tree."
"A fish is gonna think that's a piece of squid and they're gonna go for it."
"Perhaps they think I am somebody else."
"He went to the doctor to see if he was okay but the doctor tried to kill him because he thought it was a failed live experiment."
"I thought he was the real Baekhyun when he walked in."
"You told me, you are Sherry Shepherd."
"Roger is mistaken for a regulator by the British troops and hung."
"Oh, I thought it was you and I can take a couple of places from Chad."
"A disturbing case of mistaken identity."
"Just for a moment, I thought you were a police officer by any chance."
"I thought it was Bethany, I promise I didn't know that it was Alison."
"They were not looking for Sharon Tate; they had no connection to Roman Polanski."
"That's not bread pipe, that's a clown. Somebody's done well tonight like that."
"They are considering the possibility that the killings were a case of mistaken identity."
"Sloths look almost exactly the same, so the point where there have been multiple confirmed reports of zoos trying to breed sloths accidentally buying two males or two females."
"Is it cake with Pete? Oh dude, it stinks."
"I didn't know who it was. I thought it was a robber."
"How about this one right through my foot the literal Roman Candle last force of July right to the next my God you're not Amanda my name's Ashley put it in there."
"Guys, welcome back to our 'I don't work here' where people who aren't employees get mistaken as employees by Karen's."
"I'm sorry, I'm afraid I can't do that. I don't work here, I'm just making myself a drink."
"It is not Drake, Elijah. Nice try but no."
"Lucille thinks that he has been living at the adventurer's guild."
"You're looking for the bets right now or Degrom, got me a little excited there with that Brock Holt. I saw the Red Sox logo."
"They're going to kill the wrong girl."
"They didn't think it was me, they probably thought it was Monique because I wasn't cursing everybody out."
"Welcome to r slash I don't work here, where we share stories about folks that are mistaken for employees by irate customers."
"I mean, yeah, I was wearing a uniform, wandering around without a shopping cart, but it was completely the wrong uniform."
"Lady assumes I work for the big box place, then realizes I don't in an effort to get some petty revenge on me."
"I don't actually work here I was shopping just like you were"
"You know, Joey just went like this, no, I'm not Joey."
"My name is not Nikki Allen, my name is Tanya Cash."
"...likely in St. Louis as I tried to tell you lady I don't work here."
"Why does homie look like Michael Fassbender? He don't...okay, I thought I was losing him."
"Oh no, not soccer, that's Casey, another soccer ball!"
"Oh my gosh, I thought it was the door knocking and it wasn't."
"They thought we were part of the rescue team."
"He was shot multiple times and as you've already guessed, he was not Billy the Kid."
"When that happened, I thought I was him."
"Pieces of chicken, but it wasn't... it was pieces of the bank robber."
"I could have swore you were like 23."
"Woman declared dead found still alive in Funeral Home. This is why I want a Viking funeral."
"I ran into your twin. What a nice guy, I thought it was you."
"Every time I've turned up to places and the look on people's faces when they realize I'm not Robin Williams, seriously."
"I thought the chum brought in a shark, but it's a honu with a missing fin."
"Oh, come on, man. I was like, where's MJ, that ain't MJ."
"So here's one of the many busts on this stretch all the way down here, this guy, Captain of the Navy! I thought it was Colonel Sanders, that's why I stopped! But it's not! It's a naval captain!"
"Wrong number, new phone, who dis?"
"He was left fighting for his life. He'd been shot in the face in what police believe was a case of mistaken identity."
"This animal could have easily passed as a massive white wolf, but it was too broad."
"It's not Nick Pope, a bit obvious."
"I never knew him though, these guys had gotten the wrong house."
"Dreams are so spectacular. Wait a minute, that's not Cool Cat, that's Fake Feline!"
"I think he meant Tardis 'cause Hades is the guy."
"I was arrested in a case of mistaken identity."
"This is no guy, wait, those are Liz's Crocs."
"My mother heard me singing and at first she thought it was the radio playing loud."
"It's an ostrich, oh, it looks a lot like your goose."
"Almost 10 years after a case of mistaken identity that made international headlines."
"...she's not a water goddess, that in fact she's a girl and she had just survived a plane crash and she really needed their help."
"That's not my name. My name is Henry Gale, I'm from Minnesota."
"Hail Messiah! I'm not the Messiah. I say you are Lord, and I should know; I followed a few."
"Love is keeping your girlfriend alive so you can watch them almost marry your best friend under the mistaken assumption that he is you."
"Leighton laughs his messy beard off saying either someone is imitating the crime or they got the wrong person."
"After hitting the scarecrow for 4 weeks straight, the other players in the area assumed he was an NPC due to his unwavering dedication to training."
"It amused him that she had believed him to be the black dragon, unaware of her own impending destiny as the future assassin queen."
"This is not the corpse of the Joker; this is the corpse of Bruce Wayne."
"He was exonerated because it turns out it was a case of mistaken identity."
"It dawned on me then that who I saw in the kitchen hadn't been my husband even though it looked like him."
"It wasn't a bear at all... it was a wolf, a gigantic black wolf."
"It sounded very close, it sounded just like my mom but she was at work at the time."
"I was mistaken by a little old lady for Andy Murray."
"Christine Collins took one look at the boy and said, 'This is not my son.'"
"I thought I was a potato. I was wrong."
"The surviving villagers, mistaking Asahi for the Savior, come out to thank him, honoring him as Mighty Hero."
"I'm not gonna lie, when I first saw this, I thought this was a Sanrio collection and I got really excited."
"That's not my mom," she whispered to me.
"They think I'm Brazilian, guys. They think I'm Brazilian."
"I could have sworn they were twins."
"That's Ralph Tresvant's verse on 'Every Little Step I Take,' not Bobby."