"I feel like I am Johnny Depp in 'Blow' when I wear these."
"The American system wastes more money than Nicolas Cage at a store that only sells wigs and maps."
"If the Grom was the Hollywood celebrity, what do you think it would be? Please put your answers below. I think we can have a lot of fun with this."
"Best moment of his life was a free McCafe and being called LeBron James."
"I'm like a extremely lowbudget John Oliver, we're like John Wilson and John Oliver kind of together."
"I would say, probably like Helen Mirren... she'd just do it job."
"Ellen Degeneres is the human equivalent of fake pockets on pants."
"Justin Bieber looks like a roofer that disappears on payday."
"It looks like if Gordon Ramsay ran a show called 'Expert Cook' instead of 'MasterChef'."
"You're the comedian equivalent of Jimmy Buffett for real."
"It's just not gonna happen; Bono is the reincarnation of Lev Yashin or whatever other legendary goalkeeper you want to talk about."
"The man's lifts are like Ronnie Coleman lifts, exactly!"
"Comedian Chris Rock: 'Apprehending Trump is going to make him more popular. It's like arresting Tupac; he's just gonna sell more records.'"
"I just don't care like I don't need to be like I'm not Zac Efron I'm not gonna be like you know I mean."
"There is no competition, let me just say Beyoncé will lay her flat."
"That moment where you're coming out, oh that's fire. You're like [__] Axel Rose, dude."
"Elon Musk is like the real life Tony Stark just without the Iron Man suit."
"And let's just say that she can bite me whenever she wants I will be her Pete Davidson and I'm not very tall but I'm kind of funny and look slightly less on heroin I'm just trying to spread awareness."
"The Justin Bieber of this whole crap community."
"Arnold Schwarzenegger's Terminator said he'd be back. Mateusz Kieliszkowski, the Polish Terminator is back."
"You know, just like Beyoncé, to be the one, yeah, that [stuff] is crazy to me."
"She's badass, Mila Jovovich from 'Fifth Element' and all the 'Resident Evil' films. She's fast as fuck, bioenhanced and gnarly."
"Can you guys add like the disney people tell me i look like a young kurt cobain played by an average looking sketch comedian"
"Jon Moxley is a much bigger star now than he was in the WWE at least it feels that way."
"Tom Cruise don't have more talent than Michael Jordan in my eyes."
"Don't compare yourself to celebrities, we're all human."
"Almost like when Mike Rowe is referring to him as a Robin Hood type character."
"No one is like Tyler Perry, no one even comes close."
"David Ortiz is like Tom Hanks in America... this ain't the guy to mess with."
"I'm much more scared of Rand Paul than RuPaul."
"Sometimes reactions that Orange Cassidy gets are like Hulk Hogan."
"Absolutely love the skin kinda reminds me of Avril Lavigne your eyes change color which is awesome."
"He's a great personality and so many achievements. Definitely he is the James Bond."
"Kimberly literally set her career on the same track as Paris Hilton's."
"The Vatican keeps more receipts of its exes than Taylor Swift."
"I'm more terrified to do a crime in front of TI than Charleston white."
"You're God, you are Bert Chrysler sitting here in this seat."
"With his ginger curly hair and elongated face, his resemblance with the beloved Pixar character is quite striking."
"Every woman in America thinks she's Taylor Swift."
"I want to be someone who's like Seth Rogan, who's known for lots of amazing things."
"Before you lose hope just remember this guy got married to Beyoncé. Yeah, but he's a millionaire now."
"Shia LaBeouf, described as a young Tom Hanks meets Dustin Hoffman meets Gene Wilder."
"He's not letting it hold him down, like he's Beyoncé made, you can't break muscle over people like Lil Duval."
"Donald Trump is a top-secret Mother Teresa in front of the cameras."
"There's no doubt about it not only our qtpie and Alexander look-alikes they both have an outstanding work ethic."
"He kinda looks like Ben Franklin and Albert Einstein had a baby."
"I wrote a piece and talked on my show: Phil Mickelson is no different than LeBron James. He sold us out."
"I got the booty face going on, booty face, booty face. Hey, that booty face cut your eyebrows off look like Whoopi Goldberg."
"Kenya bears falls into the same category as Shonda Rhimes—socially dense, unable to grasp the nuances of social justice and liberation."
"Harry is joining the ranks of Adele and Ed Sheeran."
"I don't think 10 years ago, Trisha Paytas was like me or whatever."
"Many people draw parallels between Monroe and Dorothy due to their sex appeal, tragic unexplained deaths at a young age, and dissatisfaction with how Hollywood handled them."
"It's unfortunate that this guy wants to be Tupac Shakur."
"Eckhart's the next George Clooney, he's good-looking and the smartest guy in the room."
"You look like the lead singer of a boy band and he's on a poster up in every girl's bedroom." - Robbie
"You are no Anthony Bourdain, you will never be as big as Anthony Bourdain."
"Conor doesn't care. He's got a failing business. He could have 10 failing businesses right now and still be worth double what Jake Paul is." - Unknown
"He's like this genuine sincere emote, he cries in this interview right here. He cries. He's country music Tom Cruise."
"He's like the Beyoncé of basketball, don't do that inside my system, I never loved it."
"He really did! He was like Jamie Kennedy, like laugh-out-loud moments."
"Drake is the LeBron James of Hip Hop, people want to see Drake lose."
"Yo, your speeches, you sound like Denzel or so. Wow. I don't know, whatever you got, my [ __ ] feel that dude." - Caller from Tyler, Texas
"His ascension was comparable to Mike Tyson's."
"Tyson Fury is amazing, he looks like a contestant who's six weeks into the biggest loser. Just beat Deontay Wilder in a vicious boxing match."
"Big ups to Porsha for getting out of there before she turned into another Teresa Giudice."
"A guy like Jason Statham, if I think of a masculine man. Jason Statham like balls, beard, masculine roughness."
"Hey, how you doing? It's not Michael B Jordan I know you thought it was."
"It's like if you took the Jimmy Kimmel thing where you tell a child you ate all of the Halloween candy."
"Birdman walked up in here like Lucious Lyon on y'all."
"I've never met a man, I've met a lot of people, a lot of famous people, actors and entertainers and all them, I say something about Mike. Mike doesn't seem real, he's the closest thing to God that we'll ever meet."
"Michael Rubin to me is like a less racist Robert Kraft."
"Michael Jackson's better dancer, looks like Michael Jackson is unanimous."
"I'm halfway to Kate Winslet, well maybe like Kate Winslet's Butler, yeah."
"Janasha, your Salma Hayek rendition was absolutely beautiful."
"This is practically the same age gap as Diddy when he met Cassie Ventura."
"The Rock's rise to stardom mirrored Austin's."
"Cardi is not Beyonce and Beyonce is not Cardi because you wouldn't call Cardi the queen like you would call Beyonce."
"His aura around the game is just like... how Michael Jackson was."
"I definitely think Chris Brown is the closest thing living that we will ever have to a Michael Jackson."
"It's like trading LeBron James for Danny DeVito. I would take that trade actually."
"Barack Girifriend Ramirez stepped into the role of a high school student, probably feeling a little like Drew Barrymore in Never Been Kissed."
"If Andre and Method Man had a little brother, it'd be me."
"I'm now calling myself a comedian, I mean if people like Amy Schumer can do it, I can too I guess."
"I'm truly blessed, and you know you at this table right now, I just like to say, just based off your attire, you're like the Laurence Fishburne interview. I'm just gonna preface with that."
"Your voice is soothing, you sound like Benedict Cumberbatch."
"He's probably, him and Leo, up there as best actors of all time."
"You know, he's kind of like Australia's Bruce Willis in a way."
"He's like interview with the vampire dude, he's like Brad Pitt. I've seen him in a couple of parties and you just see him."
"Nate Robinson is the new Sticky Fingers! Stinky got his [ __ ] rocked back in the MTV days!"
"You could be Beyonce one night, you know what I'm saying, and the next night you'll be like why do I even do this?"
"Senna: A legend like Michael Jordan, instantly synonymous with perfection."
"I'm still Master P to be honest with you man. They did Jesus like that, he was God's son. Nobody believed him right, they tore him down, they put him on the cross."
"Whether he's the next David Beckham, he's something special."
"Your time will come. If Mark Ruffalo's time has come, your time will come."
"Nothing against Eminem, I loved him in 8 Mile, but I liked Jake Gyllenhaal better in this though, I'm sorry."
"This happened is a blessing in disguise for both of you."
"There are normal human beings and there are extremely talented human beings, then there's like Elon Musk and then there's Cristiano Ronaldo."
"Beyonce's one of one this is in large part due to the consistent misogynistic and honestly just intellectually dishonest comparison of Beyonce the performer or Beyonce's Renaissance tour to anyone on tour currently anyone on tour in the past."
"Ariana gets a hell of a lot of comparisons to R&B pop icon Mariah Carey."
"Tom Holland is amazing. Don't get me wrong, but there's a confidence that Andrew Garfield has a spider-man that really neither Tom nor Toby had."
"Brett is Ryan Reynolds and John Krasinski's love child."
"You're making assumptions nor are you Beyonce or Kim Kardashian."
"Drake is the pop music what LeBron is to ESPN. I mean, I respect his greatness, but come on guys, there are other interesting topics you could focus on."
"Am I looking at the next Tom Cruise?"
"...Ria Ripley as a goddamn movie star, she is the Marilyn Monroe of the generation."
"Rihanna seems to be more real, open, and relatable than Beyonce."
"Grace Kelly of our time, man. She's the Grace Kelly of our time."
"She's a big deal, she's like the Madonna or Lady Gaga or the Beyonce of Serbia."
"I think that Kanye was first to be the next Diddy."
"Who's a better kisser, Liam Hemsworth or Bradley Cooper?"
"...almost 100% Tom Cruise from the attitude and appearance including his giant meaty hands to his love of diet coke and dance moves."
"The detail of that so structured, I feel like the one person who always goes up against Zendaya is Rihanna."
"You remind me of Nick Cannon, bro. If I had a dollar for every time I heard that, I would be rich."
"'He's Michael Jordan meets The Beatles in Tokyo.'"
"Queen Elizabeth or Aretha Franklin? Very different experiences, but I loved doing both."
"I feel like Addison Rae is the next Jennifer Lawrence."
"Joe Burrow is who Jack Harlow thinks he is."
"You're Michael Jordan to them, you're Michael Jordan to us, we're in this room, and we're getting some pizza."
"Nicholas is strong when he's cornered, and his dynamism is on par with the top ranking A-listers."
"Who would play you in a movie of your life? Kristen Stewart."
"I am trying to remind myself that like Taylor Swift, I am a Phoenix rising from the ashes, and I will get through this."
"When I get to one like after under two hundred, I start looking really cute and then like a movie star."
"She could be as big as a superstar as Katy Perry because she's as attractive as she is, she's as good a singer as she is."
"He's like a mixture of Vin Diesel and Pitbull, he's [__] Dom Toretto meets Mr. Worldwide."
"He deserves that kind of Austin level pop."
"With financial stability and a growing family, we may seem like celebrities to my in-laws now, but I vow to remain humble and live happily with my husband and our future child, never succumbing to arrogance."
"He's like the Tom Cruise of the wrestling world."
"We all wanted to be Tom Brady, we all wanted to be good-looking, be the quarterback, marry a supermodel."
"I think Mike Posner might be cooler than the Jonas Brothers this week."
"We all get the same hours in a day as Beyoncé."
"It's one of those things if I was like Elvis Presley, you know?"
"I'm living my best life, I'm reminding my family that I'm the Beyonce every time I see them."
"Living out on the river out here, you kind of feel like you're Matthew McConaughey or something."
"I'm feeling like I'm getting Cameron Diaz vibes from The Holiday."