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"If you look at a wheat cereal... and you mix it with soy milk... it takes almost a quart of milk to balance that cereal."
"Cap'n Crunch, or should I say Commander Crunch was first introduced in 1963."
"It tastes great, it's Magic Spoon cereal is back, baby!"
"It's time to try Magic Spoon cereal, the cereal that tastes good and is good for you."
"Magic Spoon is a nutritious, fun, and healthy way to start your day or end your day."
"Magic Spoon tastes like actual cereal again."
"I don't even know if you could call this a cereal, but some cereals are pretty sweet."
"First off, I want to give a big shout out to Magic Spoon because they're an adult cereal making me feel like a kid again."
"Apple Jacks, it looks just like the Apple Jacks! Cool, these are something that when I used to be sick and have a cold, I used to like to eat."
"I obviously put the cereal in first because I'm not a fucking lunatic."
"Tame the inner nostalgia you have for a nice bowl of cereal."
"Because if you don't, I'm gonna steal all the marshmallows out of your Lucky Charms and leave you with nothing but the dry cat food looking stuff."
"Magic Spoon is all the childlike nostalgia of the cereals you had growing up and probably still eat with none of the negative health impacts."
"Rice Krispies, the best cereal because you can make this and Rice Krispie treats. Mmm, look at this."
"Honey O's are an easy S tier and I always highly recommend them."
"Froot Loops are incredible, they're an S tier."
"Honey Nut Cheerios are incredible, that's an S tier."
"Honey Bunches of Oats, more like Honey Bunches of oh my god, it's an S tier cereal."
"Frosted Mini Wheats are joining the big boys at the S tier, very exclusive club."
"Apple Jacks, it's da winamon, up there at the S tier, baby."
"Do I ever need to say anything else? S tier."
"Magic spoon cereal is the childhood nostalgia that you can enjoy any time of the day."
"How can you be annoyed with tiny marshmallows that everyone keeps picking off of the Lucky Charms cereal?"
"The best part of this cereal by far simply had to be the toy surprise included in every box."
"The crunch that this cereal provides is simply perfect."
"It's like maple syrup milk, imagine if maple syrup were a cereal."
"Captain Crunch has a full name: Horatio Magellan Crunch."
"You add milk to cereal, not cereal to milk; about that, I am positive."
"One time my unopened box of Honey Bunches of Oats had been torn open."
"Hello, my name is Boo. Let me finish... Boo Berry, my ghostly good blueberry-flavored cereal."
"Hey, have a bite. It's new Fruity Yummy Mummy cereal."
"Before the clock strikes midnight on October 31st, see if you can snag some boxes of your favorite monster cereals."
"Cereal is made for breakfast. It is the only reason cereal was made."
"Order your boxes of our cereal, Mish Mash. Sweet Mac N' Mello and Peanut Butter Honey Sandwich. Now at Eatmishmash.com"
"Cereal is a completely different piece, though. I know it's kind of the same principle, you know, you're eating and drinking at the same time, but cereal is just so unbelievably delicious."
"I hate soggy cereal, okay? Don't like it."
"...if I was gonna pour myself a bowl of cereal in the morning I think this is what it would look like."
"If you're a fan of Fruity Pebbles cereal then you are in luck."
"That's the best cereal I have ever eaten in my entire existence."
"It's almost like the transformed cereal that is normally for kids, for adults."
"If you liked green apple, you could pick out the green ones and do a whole cereal of green apple. That is genius."
"Blueberry is the name of both the mascot and the cereal... it's a blueberry flavored cereal with blueberry flavored marbits."
"Count chocula, the cereal with chocolate marshmallows, beautiful."
"Kids love watching the hidden marshmallow ghost appear in my count chocula cereal."
"Scary bat marshmallows and monster cereals would change the way you eat breakfast."
"Frankenberry, the super sweet cereal."
"King vitamin cereal targeted young consumers with its king themed mascot and crown-shaped cereal pieces its packaging often featuring puzzles and stories directly appealed to Children's love for adventure and Discovery."
"Oh my gosh, this cereal from Magic Spoon is fantastic. It tastes exactly like fruit loops."
"I eat cereal for breakfast and dinner and even dessert quite often. It might sound crazy but I find it to be really healthy."
"It is not better. No, it is so. I'm over let down right now. I thought that I thought that was going to hit it is it was it is so boring I could not. There's no other word for me to say and I'm comparing it to an original Honey Nut Cheerio, yeah, I'm calling that boring."
"Also, the horrifying bowl of Kyle cereal simply sounds like a pitched-up Kyle."
"Cinnamon Toast Crunch is the eternal number one goat."
"They've somehow found the incredible secret to making great tasting cereal with only zero grams of sugar, 13 to 14 grams of protein, and only four net grams of carbs at each serving."
"You want to get a big bowl of Magic Spoon and one of the great flavors. Anything goes with alpaca love: cocoa, fruity, frosted, peanut butter, blueberry muffin, Maple waffle, Honey Nut..."
"Coco Pops is always gonna be up there with like a legit and a legit cereal."
"Honey Bunches of Oats it's my favorite cereal of all time."
"Froot Loops and Fruity Pebbles contain numerous artificial dyes."
"We've been eating cereal all our life, but we never owned it."
"Kellogg's Smacks, the taste is out of this world."
"I can just crush cereal guilt-free because we found a company called Magic Spoon."
"Why isn't that just normal Rice Krispies? Why does it have to be Rice Krispies multigrain shapes?"
"I stand by my position, Captain Crunch is king of cereal. Still good."
"Growing up is about becoming boring in a lot of ways, but you don't have to. And that's what I love about Magic Spoon, because..."
"Wow, I got Reese's Puffs in my bowl. Now my days on cruise control."
"This is like an actual cereal killer mask."
"Cereal stays crunchy every single bite is exactly top wet at all the top isn't wet at all baby donk"
"I'm obsessed with cereal, always have been."
"Cereal presents numerous advantages that make it an excellent addition to emergency food supplies."
"No cereal for breakfast, yep, we always carry some plastic cutlery with us."
"But before the cereal had even finished by early 1847 its popularity was absolutely undeniable to the point where a play version was put on in the Hoxton's Britannia before the serial had even published its conclusion."
"Don't you ever wish you could eat a healthy cereal? If I had a genie and he gave me three wishes, they would all be for healthy cereal."
"Lucky Charms, the magically delicious combination of oat pieces and sweetened marshmallows, a staple on the breakfast table."
"I like them because they're honest. Frosted flakes are just like, 'This is it. It's just sugar. It's frosted.'"
"Unlucky Charms is one of the most golden cereals of all time."
"Happiness a hundred percent guarantee. I've been trying to seek happiness my whole life, who knew it was in a cereal bowl?"
"Now me personally I like the Honey Nut Cheerios."
"I would get Lucky Charms but just eat all the marshmallows out."
"You can also eat it at any time of the day and the cereal is never boring because a lot of healthy cereals out there feel really boring and plain and these are the complete opposite."
"I always sent some magic spoon cereal and i have been eating it the past couple days and my favorite one that i have tried is the cocoa flavor literally gives me the satisfaction of eating chocolate."
"Lucky charms, the magically delicious old cereal with sweet surprises."
"Who doesn't love a good Oreo cereal?"
"Kellogg's Fruit Loop cereal: the yumfully colorishes part of this balanced breakfast."
"It's more than just a cereal, it's the taste of childhood."
"You want kid cereal, and that's exactly what Magic Spoon tastes like. It's delicious but good for you, good for you!"
"Cereal. Zero grams of sugar, 13 to 14 grams of protein, only four to five net grams of carbs, low carb, keto friendly, gluten-free, grain-free, soy-free, and only 140 calories a serving. I love cereal."
"Probably wouldn't be good for cereal I don't know maybe it would because cereal as a side note like it's sold in those boxes and you it looks like you're getting so much but then when you open it and you pull the bag out it's like a third full."
"Cinnamon Toast Crunch is the greatest cereal ever, period. Boom. Thanks."
"Oreo O's, a breakfast cereal that took the delicious taste of Oreo cookies and brought it to breakfast tables."
"Put me down for Lucky Charms, great pick."
"Great cereal Frankenberry frankly it's very good."
"The elements both need to be able to stand on their own. That's why with Captain Crunch, every crunch is good, the berries are good, you put them together, you're [ __ ] fantastic."
"The number one cereal in cereal history, cinnamon sauce."
"Cinnamon Toast Crunch: literally the greatest cereal of all time."
"It's just fruity pebbles, it's amazing."
"It's time to put snap, crackle into your morning."
"Cinnamon Toast Crunch, without a doubt the best cereal ever invented."
"The first cold breakfast cereal, Grand Granula, was invented in the United States in 1863 by James Caleb Jackson."
"I actually agree with you Reese's Puffs makes it to the next round."
"Waffle crisp, that's a piece of heaven."
"Captain Crunch is sugar sweet with corn for crunch and oats for punch and stays crunchy even in milk, those are magic words!"
"New Kellogg's Apple Jacks, apple good for breakfast or snacks, cinnamon toasty, apple tasty!"
"Apple Jacks, the pride of Orangeland, and Simon says they're yummy!"
"Kellogg's All Stars, the new toasted oat cereal with the hole in the middle and the sugar on top, presents the wonderful Wizard, the Wizard of Who!"
"Snap, crackle, and pop. Such an awesome set. It's such an iconic set as well and I'm glad they made this one in a three pack because it makes the most sense."
"Cereal, brave adults express their feelings about life and their love for Kellogg's Frosted Flakes."
"Magic Spoon is not like that magic spoon is kind of like I can't even open this but it's kind of like the equivalent of having a protein bar versus a regular granola bar like this is a high protein cereal so it's a little bit more filling."
"You gotta marry Tricks, obviously. I don't think you really love Lucky Charms, I think you love the milk it gives you."
"Sugar Puffs, you'll go monster mad for the honey."
"Kellogg cereals: the best to you each morning."
"Sometimes you think you already know what a deli serves like, you have from A to Z, like I saw up on the top there, you got little boxes of Cheerios and corn flakes."
"I do consider cereal to be cold soup."
"I like my cinematics; they hit hard, just like I like my favorite cereals like Trix."
"The Kellogg name reigns supreme in the breakfast cereal world."
"A nice big bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch can't go wrong with that."
"Brave adults challenge the notion that Kellogg's Frosted Flakes are just for kids."
"All the best cereals have a cool spokes animal."
"If I had my own cereal, that's what you'd get. And it would actually work!"
"Having cereal was really one of the best parts of being a kid."
"It's no crime, Frosted Flakes have the taste adults have grown to love. They're great!"
"This stuff is so undeniably Cinnamon Toast Crunch, it is awesome."
"To keep myself sane in the offseason, I grew up eating tons of cereal. I love cereal."
"It smells like golden gram cereal and delicious ginger bread."
"Magic Spoon has definitely changed the game."
"Magic Spoon is truly delicious. It's cereal reimagined."
"It's a honey of an O, it's Honey Nut Cheerios."
"The secret taste of Frosted Flakes makes Tony say 'They're great!'"
"Nothing's crunchier than Captain Crunch cereal."
"The world's largest bowl of cereal was over 2,000 pounds."
"People who don't like Chex cereals have never tried Chex cereals."
"Honey Nut Cheerios, man. You can eat these for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, even all day, every day."
"Sugar, but kids made Cheerios number one."
"I'm going to put it ahead of the Froot Loops because it nailed the flavor."
"Cinnamon Toast Crunch probably takes the top spot for me."
"First of all, Fruity Pebbles is a top-tier cereal."
"I had a bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch last night for the first time in a long time."
"What I wouldn't give for the toys to come back in the cereal boxes."
"It tastes exactly like Froot Loops but better."
"That Pokemon cereal box, man, that is so nostalgic."
"People think Captain Crunch is a pirate, he's not a pirate, he's a legitimate naval officer who makes great cereal."
"Fruity Pebbles has got to be the best cereal on the planet."
"The cold milk and the crunch, it's just perfect in every way."
"Frosted Flakes good. They're great!"
"Nothing worse than cereal without milk."
"I'm so excited when I get home, I'm gonna be eating my Cinnamon Toast Crunch."
"Yo, why does that taste just like the cereal? Dude, 10 out of 10 for me."
"Magic spoon is bringing back two super popular flavors: cookies and cream and maple waffle permanently."
"Cinnamon Toast Crunch was number one for sure."
"Cinnamon Toast Crunch, it sells itself."
"Frosted Flakes are more than good, they're pog."
"Frosted Lucky Charms, they're magically delicious."
"I just woke up having some Cinnamon Toast Crunch, the GOAT cereal of all time."
"Sometimes you need marshmallows in your Lucky Charms."
"The trouble with Honey Nut Cornflakes is they taste too good."
"Kellogg's or Frosties, when they're both Kellogg's."
"I think Cinnamon Toast Crunch is like one of the greatest of all time."
"More people eat Kellogg's Corn Flakes than any other cereal."
"With a 100% whole wheat nourishment packed into shredded wheat, who can eat more than two?"
"Oh yeah, that is good. The chocolate is quite subtle, it's reminiscent of like Cocoa Pops."
"Frosted Flakes have the taste adults have grown to love."
"Crunchy nuts is such a top tier cereal."
"No one ever expects Cinnamon Toast Crunch, but he's always coming to the rescue."
"Crunchy Maple from Nature's Path, it's got the crunch, it's got the sweetness, the mapley flavor."
"This high-protein cereal reminded them of their childhood favorites, only now with grown-up ingredients and zero sugar."
"I'm someone that prefers eating cereal in the evening after dinner; it just hits differently."
"Count Chocula is one of the best cereals ever; that cereal goes crazy, bro."
"Frankenberry is going into the god tier."
"Chocolate Lucky Charms are infinitely better than the regular Lucky Charms."
"Tasty Kellogg's Bran Flakes, you'll feel ready to tackle anything."
"Special K is America's favorite high-protein cereal."
"Frosted Flakes just for kids? Come on, like adults have to go sneaking around like we can't enjoy these sweet crunchy flakes just as much as kids."
"Everyone knows hands-down Crave is the best cereal."
"We're doing things with cereal that no one else is."
"I'm gonna marry a box of French Toast Crunch 'cause that's my one true love."
"Hot take: Trader Joe's O's are better than Honey Nut Cheerios."
"I love soggy cereal, and I know that's highly controversial, but it's the only way I like it."
"I like this guy a lot, Lucky Charms, one of my favorites."
"I love the SpongeBob cereal. I love the SpongeBob Cheez-Its."
"There's a cereal aisle; we eat a lot of breakfast cereal in North America."
"Baron von Redberry is their Berry goodest and Grapefellow is the grapest."
"Baron von Redberry is their Berry goodest and Sir Grapefellow is the grapest."
"Cinnamon Toast Crunch is in the top five best cereals ever made."
"Just a kiss of golden honey on those little golden grahams."
"I like Cocoa Puffs, Kaboom, and anything they shoot out of a cannon."
"It's like a bonus round of joy after the cereal is gone."
"These are Lucky Charms, why? Because they're the best."
"Rainbow Magic is what it takes for a close look at me marshmallow shapes."
"Reese's Puffs cereal, part of a complete breakfast."
"It's like drinking the milk after you ate a bowl of Fruity Pebbles."
"I love cereal; I'm an adult, and I like cereal."
"You could have cereal and then after the cereal, what goes best with cereal? Some maple syrup."
"Oh my God, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.'" "Peter, those are Cheerios."
"I love cereal, as you might have guessed."
"The most satisfying cereal eating experience for me is Cocoa Crispies."
"Eating cereal on top of a mountain, pretty cool."
"Well this Halloween, be on the lookout for orange and yellow Kellogg's Halloween Rice Krispies Cereal."
"Is there anything better than a good old bowl of Rice Krispies though, right? Like Snap, crackle, pop."
"I enjoy middle of the night hallway cereal."
"I love cereal, you probably love cereal, everybody loves cereal."
"Cinnamon Toast Crunch, it's the best cereal."
"I like Honey Nut Cheerios because they make me feel like I'm being healthy while still not being healthy."