"Funny to be a comedian; half the fan mail I get opens with this exact phrase."
"To reduce my views to a handful of jokes that didn't land is not a true reflection of my character nor my evolution as a comedian."
"Another comedian passed... Rest in peace to Anthony Johnson."
"I want to be eventually one day said in the same breath as the comedians that I say when I list off the best comedians in the world."
"In a time of uncertainty you make us laugh and I applaud you for that."
"That moth joke epitomizes the comedic stylings of Norm Macdonald."
"Dave Chappelle's special 846 reminded us all what we already knew: Chappelle is more than just a comedian, he's a legend and an iconic figure."
"Raised in the tough neighborhood of West Baltimore, Monique navigated her upbringing with resilience and humor."
"I've always wanted to be a comedian and an actor comedian always wanted to be famous so this is really fun this newfound Fame."
"Sam is a renowned comedian who formed the group Million Dollar Extreme back in 2007."
"Honestly, my biggest takeaway is, at time of writing, no comedian on this planet has anything to fear from ChatGPT."
"Cause all that he he ha ha comedian [__], I ain't feeling it bro."
"...I'm Joe Coy. I'm selling out [__] Arenas. I started in a dinky room in Las Vegas and opened for people and busted my ass for 20 years to get this [__]."
"I got one friend comedian I'm gonna ask Tim Dylan."
"I'm an author and also we're f*** comedians dude."
"I don't want people to think I want people just to say oh this guy's funny I want to be a universal comedian."
"I was always a comedian's comedian. I was always a comedians' comedian, you know what I mean, like always from the day I started."
"There is no other comedian either then or now quite like Les Dawson."
"I genuinely wake up pleasant." - Comedian
"I love Artie Lang. I think he's funny as [ __ ]. I would love to do something with Artie."
"You never, ever, ever tell somebody what you do for a living if you're a comedian."
"The great thing is I think you as a comedian must enjoy what you're doing."
"I quite like being a comedian, I like being a comedian."
"He is the creator of several specials you can see on Netflix: 'Completely Normal,' 'Mostly Stories,' 'Disgraceful,' and the most recent one, 'Ball Hog.'"
"A fantastic comedian. I've seen this man work. I met him in Vegas recently and when he stepped on that stage, those people went crazy."
"It's William Montgomery, and he's coming for everybody's jobs. That's that guy. That guy is a genius. He's like Andy Kaufman meets a Tennessee trucker. He's coming for everybody. Everybody's gonna know who that guy is eventually."
"Carson's career with its dizzying highs and occasional lows serves as a poignant reminder of the tightrope that comedians walk."
"He's like the most Australian comedian in the world."
"My absolute favorite comedian is Dave Chappelle."
"There's really not a gay comedian who started out and works the same level of dirty as other comedians do."
"Consider the comedian's comedian comedian."
"... but I me, you once again today, it's the legendary Lewis Black."
"Shane Gillis is definitely one of the funniest comedians to come out of the Rogan sphere."
"Releasing a special is a huge moment in a comedian's career."
"Maybe in 10 years, I'm a former comedian that people think of more as a writer. That would be a great goal."
"If somebody wants to be a performer or a comedian, I say get on stage every chance you get. Every chance you get, make work."
"I always tell myself, 'You don't be negative. These people are here because they want you to do well.' But in the UK, you would be just as happy to watch me die in flames."
"I've never gotten emotional to see another person like that, but that's how much I love Bill Burr."
"I need George Carlin next. George Carlin, we gonna change it up."
"I'm actually a professional comedian. My name is Chris Stefan. I'm not one of his friends."
"Frank Carson, you can't stop laughing."
"We met at the wedding." - Chris D'Elia
"I'm a huge fan of Garry Shandling."
"If I wasn't a comedian, I'd be a teacher."
"From being born in a poverty-stricken brothel to being one of the most famous comedians alive, Richard Prior had one of the most fascinating and chaotic lives."
"We didn't have a lot of money growing up and every comedian says that, but I really mean it."
"I really feel like Rodney Dangerfield was one of a kind."
"Dave Chappelle at his root is love."
"He made us laugh, he made us cry."
"I'm seeing my favorite comedian, no one even understands how excited I am."