"To quote Jeff Goldblum in Jurassic Park, 'Life will find a way.'"
"Everybody wins. I don't get it, Shrek. You love Fiona."
"Good morning, Vietnam! Oh, we do have lamp on, by the way."
"The gods do bleed and you can bring them down if it bleeds we can kill it count predator."
"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!"
"You stupid bastard, you've got no arms left! Yes I have, it's just a flesh wound."
"One of the things I do is I often quote characters from movies that I've watched a lot and my players have no idea."
"Mr. Potato Head's line 'What are you looking at, ya hockey puck?' is one of Don Rickles' catchphrases."
"In the end, Tony wasn't that far off with his statement that the Avengers had to be put in check."
"Tony was right about supervision; there's no two ways about it."
"It's beautifully written, another iconic line: 'It's not the years honey, it's the mileage'."
"His first line, 'Manuel shrieky,' is an instant classic."
"If Obi-Wan Kenobi has taught me anything, it's that if you have the high ground, you can do anything in life."
"Force be with you, be excellent to each other."
"Yippee kayak mother buckets, let's get into it."
"You either die a hero or live to become a villain."
"You know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else."
"Surely you can't be serious... I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."
"One really underrated Lord of the Rings line just for the delivery is 'They have a cave troll.'"
"We either die a hero or live long enough to see ourselves become the villain."
"When they say this is madness, you tell them: This is Sparta!"
"Never let yourself get attached to anything that you're not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds or less when you feel the heat coming around the corner." - Robert De Niro
"I ignored my destiny once, I cannot do that again."
"But how many quotable lines are there? They don't do them anymore. I mean, you're left all the time going back, what, to the 1990s or something?"
"All I am offering is the truth, nothing more." - Morpheus
"That's what I love about these Westeros girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."
"Millions of people quote 'Clerks' to this day."
"You can be my wingman any time. You can be mine."
"I think that's one of the biggest movie quotes of all time."
"Rule number one: never trust the love interest." - Dewey Reilly
"Would you be mad if they change the quote 'No, I am your father' to 'No, Luke, I am your father'?"
"You can't step on a golf course without hearing a Happy Gilmore quote."
"Let's have some fun, this is a Star Wars movie, we need some lightsabers, right?"
"I said, put the bunny back in the box."
"...he's the one... you're the one Neo isn't Neo."
"...unfortunately no one can be told what... the Matrix is."
"That's one of the true highlights of coming here: the Scarface Uzi from the movie 'Scarface.' Say hello to my little friend."
"The queen in Snow White never said 'Mirror, mirror on the wall,' she said 'Magic mirror on the wall.'"
Did the math and I do believe, on a purely technical level, "Get away from her, you bitch!" does in fact pass the Bechdel test.
"I love bloopers. I like to think of Jesus as a figure skater." - Ricky Bobby
"Would you like to stay forever? Best line in movie history."
"I am a god, you dull creature, and I will not be bullied by—" (Laughter) "Puny god."
"Yo, this movie. Is anybody gonna die? He's gotta go back and get a shitload of dimes. I'm done. Bro, these people. Bro."
"vote for Pedro Wow - Napoleon Dynamite references"
"Nobody [expletive] with the Jesus!"
"You don't have to be beautiful to turn me on. That's the first line of the entire movie."
"I mean, this is an Italian Terminator ripoff. This was the perfect time for him to say 'Pasta la pizza, baby!'"
"that was what we did in our family my family we are huge movie quote people so I was like I'm gonna go quote it to the guy and it didn't go over that way"
"This is the only thing I know from this movie."
"The exchange: 'You're everyone's problem.' 'That's because every time you go up in the air, you're unsafe.' 'I don't like you because you're dangerous.' 'That's right! Ice... I am dangerous!'"
"We shall say 'Ni' again to you, if you do not appease us."
"Oh shocker! If that's not in Spider-Man 2 all right what are they even doing they don't put that line in you know what I just thought of something."
"Optimus always got to say some cold ass line at the end of the movie, so go ahead bro, get it out: 'Honor to the end.'"
"Nobody puts baby in the corner, right?"
"You said the thing. You said the title of the movie."
"It might be the most quotable Star Wars movie."
"Sully's got top scare, then a child gets out. Beware now the monster's scared."
This masterpiece replaces all of that with, "Hey Mulan, you know those superpowers you seem to have for no reason?" "Um, yeah, maybe you should use those." Oh, okay, development.
"I appreciated the preliminary warnings about the three rules but I really think there was a missed opportunity to quote 'Roadhouse.' She like only got three rules."
"My quote of the week is from a holiday movie, 'The Holiday' with Jude Law and Cameron Diaz. My dad asked fiancée and I always quote this."
"It's like the famous line from the movie Love Story, 'Love means never having to say you're sorry.'"
"You're the disease, I'm the cure."
"Ejector seat? You're joking! I never joke about my work, 007."
"Who are you? The name is Bond, James Bond."
"I am lying in bed with a beautiful woman who can quote Yoda."
"It's like a box of chocolates; you don't know what you're gonna get."
"Do I have to die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain."
"It's so good with a spoon. Why a spoon, cousin? Why not an axe? Because it's dull, you twit, it'll hurt more."
"Hey, Randall, save it for the scare floor, will you? I'm in the zone today, Sullivan."
"It's not about the Turbo Man doll, it's about the Turbo Man inside."
"Fish are friends, not food. No baby fish tonight."
"Doc Brown, we've got to go back, Marty!"
"When Han says 'I love you,' and Leia says 'I know.' The payback, then."
"Forget about the baby, you remind me of the babe."
"What babe? The babe with the power."
"You guys complete me; you had me at hello."
"Don't let go, Jack. Don't let go."
"On Wednesdays, we wear pink." "But you're already pink!"
"Life gets in the way; it's kind of a variation on Jeff Goldblum's phrase from Jurassic Park."