All Jacked Up Quotes
"Not only that, her fingers hurt from continually cracking her knuckles."
"Given her erratic physical reactions, one would believe she was facing the hangman’s noose."
"And that absolutely chapped her ass, sucked balls and blew donkey dick."
"She wasn’t looking for kudos or glory, just a place where she could do what she loved, help people heal close to home—close to their families."
"If she believed in fate, she’d take that as a good sign."
"The man was a stunning example of masculine flawlessness."
"But when it came to my personal life…their enthusiasm waned."
"But you could help her. This is a noble project. And you’re a quart low on nobility since you’ve been chasing the gravy train the last few years."
"It’s more than a job. It’s like I have a chance to get back what I lost."
"Maybe you’re afraid I can make you fall in love with me for real."
"An ego isn’t the only thing that’s big about me, baby."
"Her insults were lightning fast and usually funny as hell—even if he refused to admit that to her."
"The immediate hurt look in Keely’s eyes almost weakened him into apologizing for being a jerk now and being an idiot back then."
"He hadn’t prepared for her immediate admission of defeat."
"Hell, how many times have you been married, boy?"
"I figured ten plus carats would get your attention."
"As honest as the Nashville music executives can manipulate in a slick multimillion dollar recording studio with a marketing team in the wings."
"No shame in beating off. No different than any other night in your pathetic sex life."
"Mind made up, Jack finally relaxed enough to drift toward sleep."
"You always this cranky in the morning?" "Yes. Get used to it."
"Dammit. I did not want to share my apartment or anything in it with Jack."
"What the heck? Why was Jack being nice to her?"
"Don’t argue. He’ll just remind you he owns the apartment and can put anything wherever he damn well pleases."
"Most days she didn’t fuss with her appearance. No exception today because she did not want Jack Donohue thinking she’d duded herself up for him."
"Don’t fall for his softer side. It’s not real. It’s part of the scam."
"I’m happy for you, K. Even if Jack isn’t the man I’d choose for you."
"That woman redefined in your face and she was ten times worse when she was knocked up."
"Dammit. She would not be a freakin’ wreck of hormones in her own space."
"Sorry. Maybe you oughta sweet-talk the landlord into replacing the tiny overworked water heater."
""You didn’t leave me any hot water again, babe. I had to take a cold shower.""
"If you’re challenging my sincerity, then I should at least get a chance to prove it."
"Don’t presume to dissect the way I handle my family life when you handle yours awful damn close to the same way."
"I’ve been told I have a very short attention span."
"Talk about punch drunk. She was breathtaking."
"You want to know why I lost my erection that night? Because I imagined you fucking my little brother."
"You’re not, Keely. I don’t want you to become like me."
"I’ve avoided getting tangled up with you because I’ll give in to you, Jack."
"You’ve no idea of the surprises I have in store for you."
"You regret not blowing me first thing tonight."
"It’s hard for me to blow you when your dick is still inside me."
"Because we’ve been avoiding getting tangled up for a reason, and here we are, about to get seriously entangled."
"I’m not promiscuous. I’m selective and prefer a guy to have the same sexual appetites and expectations I do."
"Aren’t you clever, keeping your used toys like mementos in a sexual conqueror’s war chest."
"You could wear a burlap sack and I’d be turned on."
"Don’t ever change. Not for your family. Not for your career. Not for the community. Not for a man. Definitely not for me. You’re perfect just the way you are."
"Being around your family makes me miss my dad. Mostly it reinforces my regret of all we missed out on."
"Let me, Jack." The tip of her wet tongue flicked his nipple. "Or do you want me to stop?"
"It's one line we can't cross, Keely, sneaking into each other's rooms."
"Jack keeps his personal and professional life separate, so I'm not surprised."
"If you would’ve told me a year ago I’d be engaged to Jack Donohue, I would’ve said you were plumb crazy."
"No, he did not. We ended up swapping insults at my brother Colt’s wedding reception."
"Keeping our feelings private allowed us time to understand and accept how deep those feelings really are."
"You’re all hunky, hot, real man, in my experience, so not to worry."
"Because I’m home. Every time I come back from a trip I realize how much I love this place and how I never want to leave it."
"Never. Everything I’ve ever wanted is right here. Why would I leave what makes me happy?"
"No, we haven’t actually set a date. Next year, maybe. She’s wearing my ring. That’s what matters to me."
"Nearly eleven," Jack said. "A daily reminder that Keely ranks above a perfect ten in my eyes."
"We’ve come a long way in three weeks, haven’t we?"
"I had help choosing my wardrobe, but I manage to hang things up all by myself."
"Don’t cry. God, do not give this woman the satisfaction of seeing your tears."
"She’s your best friend. What’s your gut feeling?"
"Investing in Huggies for the next three years isn’t the issue, is it?"
"You love it and you guys wouldn’t have it any other way."
"You will either come upstairs right now and we can explore this, or you can drive away and we will never speak of it again."
"Then you'd better add Deke Nealon to that list because he asked me to a movie last week."
"I've arrested Deke before and got no problem doin' it again if he messes with you."
"I'm tired of waiting for you to come to terms with what you want to do to me."
"I don't play at this. It's not a phase, not bedroom games. This is who I am."
"I'm giving you one last chance to change your mind."
"My mind has been made up for a lot longer than yours has."