Best Soul Music Quotes by Terry Pratchett

"YES. I COULD HAVE DONE SOMETHING." - The watcher.

"I wonder if, perhaps, you fully understood what I have told you?" - Miss Butts.

"Be careful what you wish for. You never know who will be listening." - Narration.

"Words have always had the power to change the world." - Narration.

"Everyone, they say, is looking for something." - Narration.

"I HAVE BEEN WONDERING . . . WHAT’S IT ALL ABOUT? SERIOUSLY? WHEN YOU GET RIGHT DOWN TO IT?" - Death.

"You can’t be a musician without an instrument." - Glod.

"You don’t exist. You’re just a piece of cheese." - Susan.

"Time's mainly habit. Time is not a particular feature of things for you." - The raven.

"Your grandfather is . . . (dah dah dah DAH) . . . Death." - The raven.

"The sound pouring from the past to the future filled the room with a noise made up of a billion small sounds."

"Old hourglasses vanished, new ones took their place."

"You didn’t expect the rubber duck. It was yellow."

"Albert’s rangy, vulture-like shape loomed over her."

"It was like hot brown water. Albert’s cocoa had fat floating in it."

"I suppose you found you could do it a long time ago, eh? Not be noticed when you didn’t want to be?"

"If I don’t get my wheels back, there’s going to be trouble."

"It’s no skin off my nose what you believe, madam."

"This universe has more damn holes in it than a Quirm cheese."

"You have to be sure to say, 'Do you want a peanut, Mr Monkey?'"

"I’m mean and turf and I’m mean and turf, and me an’ my friends can walk towards you with our hats on backwards in a menacing way, Yo!"

"Good music’s got to have hole in it. You ain’t got nothing if you ain’t got hole."

"There are some people born with the instinctive feeling that the universe is solvable."

"You don’t want to worry your heads about money stuff, right? Gets in the way of the creative processes, am I right?"

"He might unbend enough to bend the Rules, but that doesn’t make him human."

"You play. You’ll get an audience. That’s my job."

"What’s so special? We’re a band of people who play music."

"I didn’t want to! The horse and the rat just turned up!"

"YOUR EYES DIDN’T MEET ACROSS A CROWDED ROOM OR ANYTHING OF THAT NATURE?"

"There is something very sad about an empty dressing room. It’s like a discarded pair of underpants."

"Music don’t do this to people. It don’t make them feel like they’ve been put through a wringer."

"What’s the good of having the power if you can’t use it?"

"Everything worked if you just let it happen."

"I’m Death, and this is a fat old man who has no right to give me any kind of orders."

"The universe had a definite tendency towards awareness."

"I remember everything. As if it happened only tomorrow."
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"It’s not what I call music. When I was a lad we had proper music with real words."

"My word! That sounded exactly like a cat trying to go to the lavatory through a sewn-up bum."

"Every note was sharp as a bell and as simple as sunlight."

"You will never grow old. They will never say you died."

"That’s the deal. You will be the greatest musician in the world."

"The fastest way to travel is to be there already."

"Everything did. A voice right inside Susan’s head said: And I will never die."

"You could say to the universe, this is not fair. And the universe would say: Oh, isn’t it? Sorry."

"Without the zero, numbers are just arithmetic. Without the empty chord, music is just noise."

"You could choose immortality, or you could choose humanity."