Terms And Conditions Quotes
"It’s a crime to celebrate a day like today all by yourself."
"No, but you’re the puppet master who accomplished the impossible."
"You’re probably right. Declan wouldn’t risk losing it all now by doing something stupid."
"I have a whole plan for the day that happens."
"Knowing my brother, it wouldn’t take much convincing."
"I’m also interested in hearing how this will all pan out."
"You can’t pay for this kind of entertainment."
"Whatever Cal told you is a watered-down version of the truth."
"You forfeited your rights the moment you became my fiancée."
"Kids are simple. As long as you feed them, play with them, and memorize all their favorite cartoon characters by TV show, then you’re instantly the coolest person in the room."
"I never asked for an increased paycheck, but since you so generously offered..."
"You can do this, Iris. There’s a reason you’ve lasted this long on the job."
"Freaking fantastic. Is there anything else the universe wants to throw my way?"
"Your fairy godfather has arrived with reinforcements."
"I swear you’re suffering from some kind of workplace Stockholm syndrome. There’s no other explanation."
"Being the Kane family disappointment is a full-time job, thank you very much. Benefits are shit though."
"Stop being so…understanding. It’s weirding me out."
"I’m not a total asshole. I know you have a lot going on."
"You should know better than to underestimate me after all this time."
"It’s easy to fall into a comfortable rhythm with Iris. Almost too easy."
"Blood doesn’t mean shit to me. You of all people should know that."
"I don’t do everything he wants. He might be the boss, but I have no problem standing up to him."
"I never thought I would see the day when my daughter fell in love."
"It just took a while for the rest of my brain to catch up."
"I stopped caring about people’s opinions of me a long time ago."
"Being curious about someone can only complicate things, so I’m better off keeping some distance."
"If my grandfather’s sole reason for making me get married was to drive me toward the brink of insanity, he achieved his goal."
"Whatever burst of energy I felt from our eye contact dies at her confusion."
"If hell were a theme park, they would have lifetime passes."
"Easy. If you stop being social, there is no ladder for them to climb in the first place."
"The idea alone makes me want to cackle up to the roof like a madwoman."
"I didn’t marry her for love, money, or affection. I married her because I’m a greedy asshole who will stop at nothing to get what I want."
"Nothing about it is real. I’m detached, but not enough to miss the flicker of hurt in her eyes when I abandon her for the bar."
"This isn’t even real. Because maybe somewhere along the way, I forgot that all of this was a lie."
"Who knew having a wife would be this good for my ego?"
"It’s a wife’s job to call you out on your bullshit because the rest of the world sure as hell won’t."
"I realize I don’t want to be your friend either. Because getting close to you means questioning your motives about everything, and frankly, that’s way too much effort for someone who doesn’t seem to like me in the first place."
"I wouldn’t dare. Not with the way my legs are threatening to give out at any moment."
"After all these years, one would think I would have mastered the art of not giving a fuck."
"I squeal. 'No! Even if it was, I refuse to let this golden opportunity go to waste.'"
"Nothing says hands off quite like bug spray, motion sickness, and watching animals devour each other."
"I don’t care what the destination might be, so long as we go somewhere."
"Whatever expression he sees on my face draws a deep chuckle from him."
"If you try to leave me again, I’ll make you regret it."
"Yeah, with an attitude bigger than the state of Texas."
"I must not be trying hard enough if there’s still Alaska to compete with."
"Let’s spend a day pretending the rest of the world doesn’t exist. No work. No regrets."
"At least I don’t have to pretend to like people today."
"Our tours are meant to be a one-on-one experience so the couples can make the most out of their honeymoon together."
"What good is having all this money if I have to follow the law?"
"I’m about to slap half of Chicago with a libel lawsuit."
"Because I don’t need to resort to your level to steal your position."
"If I catch you talking to Iris again... I’ll release this to the public. No questions asked."
"In one way, I guess I’m glad Mom is dead because at least she doesn’t have to face the disgusting excuse of a human you’ve become."
"Because, most days, he can barely be classified as human, let alone a man."
"Oh God. Whatever put that look on your face needs to go. Now."
"Welcome to phase one of Operation Fake Dating."
"I’m going to need you to trust me on this one."
"Avoiding your feelings doesn’t make them any less real."
"Plan a fake date, they said. It’ll be easy. Said no one ever."
"You’re just mad because you like having him around."
"No matter how tonight goes, one thing is clear: Declan isn’t going to back down."
"Marriage is like going on a road trip with the person you want to spend the rest of your life with, except you have no map or fancy GPS system to help you out. You might not always agree on what music to play or which direction you should go. I can guarantee there will be moments you want to rip your hair out—or each other’s. Just like there will be times that test you, where you think that maybe things would be easier if you hitch a ride with someone else. The point is, life is going to throw a lot of things at you. Stuff like flat tires, dead ends, and mechanical issues. But you can either make the most of the journey with one another or cry about never getting to your destination. No one can make the right decision but you."
"Because it amazes me how the most beautiful flower can blossom from the worst conditions."
"I spent my whole life feeling different than everyone else. First, it started with teasing and being made fun of. Little things like teachers calling me lazy or classmates gossiping about how I was stupid. I was held back a year, which led to more embarrassment because all my friends moved on to the next grade without me."
"I might be cold, rude, and distant, but I’m not blind. My whole job is about evaluating assets and it turns out that you’re my biggest one."
"I’ve always been in charge. You just were too caught up in yourself to realize who was running things around here."
"I’m willing to pretend that I don’t for a day."
"You don’t need to thank me every time I do something nice."
"I read somewhere that reinforcing good behavior increases the likelihood of it happening again."
"There isn’t much else I need to say. From now on, I plan on being better."
"Nothing feels worse than returning to the house without Iris."
"I spent my whole life protecting us from our father, only to become just like him."