Pants On Fire Quotes
"It still freaks me out that out of all the girls in school, I’m the one he picked to kiss with those lips."
"You’d be surprised at how well people take this information."
"And that’s who the corner booth is always saved for…any Quahog who, for whatever reason, might not have made a reservation."
"Peggy explained to me, very stiffly, that quahogs actually aren’t that well-known outside of the Northeast."
"It’s easy to take a clam—especially one that’s been around for that long—for granted."
"The crazy thing is, even if, by some incredible fluke, an actual VIP did show up at the Gull ’n Gulp, he wouldn’t get a seat at the VIP booth."
"I mean, Sidney’s not exactly reticent with her opinions."
"And, okay, I know it’s sexist, and all of that. But come on. Fifteen hundred bucks?"
"I mean, at least Sidney was sure she loved Rick."
"You can love a place while still hating certain things about it."
"It’s just very hard to worry about some guy you haven’t spoken to in four years when some other guy’s tongue is in your mouth."
"I just got my braces off, and got highlights, and learned how to scrunch my hair."
"It's hard to stay mad at any guy who smells good."
"You seem to have miraculously avoided all stigma from having associated with me all those years ago."
"I am not having sex with Seth. Or anyone else, for that matter."
"You could probably help making out with them behind emergency generators."
"I thought we were all just humans. Or is that not what you told me earlier this evening?"
"Because he looked even better today than he had last night."
"People will pretty much put anything into their mouths if it's been dipped in batter, then dropped into a deep fryer."
"I had to know what Tommy had been doing in his office."
"Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud."
"Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth."
"It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. Love never fails."
"I've always hated them, since I was a little kid. They taste like rubber."
"I hate the way this town is about football. I hate the way we worship the Quahogs."
"Tommy Sullivan did not ruin Jake's life. Jake ruined Jake's life."
"Jake cheated, Seth. He cheated, and he got caught, and got the punishment he deserved."
"I am not—and never have been—Quahog Princess material."
"I shouldn’t be named Quahog Princess, because four years ago, I did something—something I really, really regret."
"I’m sorry, Tommy, I didn’t want to do it. I know that sounds stupid, considering…well, that I did it anyway. But I just…well…"
"A liar like me doesn’t deserve friends. A year in social Siberia will teach me a valuable lesson about telling the truth—not just to others, but to myself as well."
"You guys didn’t see me. But I saw you. And I heard them. And what they were going to write."
"Telling the truth for a change is a start. But I have a long way to go."
"If it weren’t for me, you’d have placed in that pageant last night."
"I’m better off with pedal power, if I’m going to keep up with you."
"About whether or not I was still in love with you," Tommy said.