Want To Know A Secret? Quotes
"Want to know a secret? Your son isn’t where you think he is."
"Nobody wants to watch me gorge myself on their computer screen."
"I feel tense when I’m on the screen in front of my thousands of subscribers."
"Nobody wants to watch a video of somebody sneaking looks at text messages on their phone—it’s so unprofessional."
"But after a few weeks, I came around. The shaved head is sexy and virile."
"Maybe somebody’s cookies didn’t come out right and they’re angry at you."
"And truth be told, I have received a few creepy text messages over the years from viewers who tracked down my number."
"But that doesn’t mean anything. If he’s hiding, of course he’s not going to give away his location."
"He’s right that I have become a public figure lately."
"Bobby is at an age where he thinks it’s hilarious to hide somewhere, and jump out and startle me at an inopportune moment."
"Now when I see him, I’m going to hand him a roll of scotch tape and tell him to go crazy."
"Bobby wasn’t playing with Leo. The Bresslers aren’t even home."
"But the idea of it fills me with sick dread, because a call to the police would be admitting he’s really gone."
"I am out of breath by the time I get to Julie’s house."
"Whoever sent me that message did it from a blocked number."
"My heart is doing jumping jacks in my chest, but Elliot still doesn’t seem overly concerned."
"But we need volunteers to achieve the standard of excellence that is expected of our PTA."
"The welfare of your children requires your complete attention."
"But I’ll let that one go. Why pick a fight first thing in the morning?"
"The thought of sending my little boy off with a man I literally met two minutes ago leaves a bad taste in my mouth."
"Words can't hurt you, I try to tell myself. I wish I could believe it."
"Sometimes kids get hurt during the game. Bobby didn't mean to hit him."
"The secret to good food is good sanitary practices."
"The only way I got started with Sweet Secrets is that Julie told everyone they should watch it."
"But I can’t help but think that my husband isn’t as sexy as Sean Cooper either."
"The important thing is to try your very best. Just hit the ball as hard as you can."
"I figured she would just get a slap on the wrist and maybe some embarrassment."
"If she leaves, she might take the turnovers with her, and I don’t think I could handle that."
"Just because he was on the phone when I walked in and then quickly hung up, it doesn’t mean he was doing anything suspicious."
"I can’t let her know I was digging around inside her purse."
"She’s going to have occasional episodes like this, but in general, she’s happy here."
"How nice it is having a friend who lives so close."
"You never played soccer with that kid. He's out for blood."
"You always say that. But from what I can tell, the two of you hate each other."
"That was so kind of you. What a kind, lovely person you are."
"The only reason I haven't gone straight to the police is that we're neighbors and I don't want a scandal."
"Whatever you do, don't say anything. Don't sign anything."
"I'm sure it was. Happened to my wife once. She forgot to pay for something at a store. Honest mistake."
"I guess his career supersedes any of my problems."
"You’re sorry? You’re fucking sorry? You got your secretary pregnant and that’s all you’ve got to say for yourself?"
"This is really bad. I thought being accused of stealing money from the PTA was bad. I thought being cited for shoplifting was bad. But I was wrong."
"I don’t want you to sleep on the sofa. I want you to sleep on the floor."
"Everything okay in here, April?" "Wonderful. Just perfect."
"I want you off my property and out of our lives. Permanently."
"I made these cookies dozens of times, but I’ve never burned them before."
"I can’t believe somebody would do that to poor Brianna. She was such a nice girl."
"It’s too late for Tristan, but trust me on this."
"We have a son about the same age. Leo is two. He’s napping upstairs."
"She’s awful. You know it better than anyone."
"She just can't be alone anymore. I had to get power of attorney."
"April ends every single episode of her show by telling her mother goodnight."
"April cooks with a horrifying amount of butter."
"It's pure fiction Kathy made up just to make me look bad."
"Shady Oaks is surprisingly dreary and depressing."
"The walls of the home have peeling paint and flickering lights."
"That incident has left an indelible mark on his reputation."
"Tell her to let me go home. I won't tell anyone."
"You need to come back. The guy who took your place? He sucks."
"Today, I’m going to have two slices of greasy pizza. And I’m going to enjoy it."
"But there’s never a statute of limitations on murder."
"If you kill somebody, it’s never too late to prosecute you for that crime."
"Because the person you killed will never stop being dead."
"The kind of guy who doesn’t even know or care that half the women on the block are slobbering over him."
"He makes sure I got to the right place and waited with me until the doctor came."
"Well, technically I have Keith, but he’s equal to nobody. Maybe worse."
"Sean’s first wife was a good woman. I’m sad for her that she never got to see her son grow up."
"I can always count on him to tell me the truth."
"There’s nothing like the smell of fresh-baked cookies."
"You don’t have anything to worry about. I promise."
"I’m not going to let anything like that happen again."
"You’re not wrong. But what are we going to do? Sue your best friend?"
"If I’m so goddamn unlikable, why did you marry me in the first place?"
"My older son lets out a sigh that makes him sound like he’s ninety rather than nine."
"Sometimes I wonder if that must bother Maria, but it doesn’t seem to."
"I’m not going to turn this matter over to the police, but I expect you to return the money."
"But I do think she hopes I’ll get fat from them. And that’s just as bad."
"It's hard not to talk about her. The woman murdered three people. She got her own mother locked up. How could we not talk about that?"
"She hates orange," I say. "I'm sure that's not the worst part about being locked up."
"Go ahead," she says. "I promise. They won't be disgusting."
"When you are in a place like this, when people think you’ve lost your mind, nobody listens."
"Hang in there. We’re going to get this fixed."
"The thought of being back here made me sick, but I knew I would be free soon."
"You know there's no such thing as monsters! Well, except for... tickle monsters!"
"We're staying together for the kids. For now."
"My friend Lindsay literally has an entire room just for her clothing."
"I would never give up my job—I love it too much."