Second Grave On The Left Quotes
"I’m Charlotte Davidson: private investigator, police consultant, all-around badass."
"With great breasts comes great responsibility."
"If it has tires or testicles, it’s gonna give you trouble."
"Never doubt that I know where all of you are."
"That’s just it, you’re about as serene as a chicken on the chopping block."
"No, you're not listening. I said he is powerful enough to bring on the apocalypse."
"WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU GET SCARED HALF TO DEATH, TWICE?"
"You couldn't exorcise a cat, much less a bad-to-the-bone Chicano with gunpowder in his blood."
"Reyes Farrow has saved my life on several occasions. And he continues to do so."
"If he even thinks about trying to find me, his last years on this Earth will be… fraught with difficulties."
"You have to figure out what you're capable of, Dutch, and you have to do it fast."
"I stopped fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now."
"That's the thing about things. They tend to happen."
"Honesty is nice. Though brutality is unnecessary."
"The only side I am ever on is that of my clients."
"I’m not convinced our relationship will be a lasting one."
"We were thrilled that she was getting interested in her studies again."
"I’ll pay anything, Ms. Davidson. I’ve heard good things about you."
"If there's a son of Satan, you can be damned certain there's a Son of God."
"He's very intelligent. You know he has two degrees. Earned them in prison."
"I just love her use of the word immediately."
"You know better than I do what he's capable of."
"I have to be honest, I haven’t slept all that well since your last visit."
"I was the first. I discovered him even before he was convicted."
"Just kidding. You know how it is when you're facing solitary confinement. You'll say the craziest things."
"It’s a done deal. There’s no hope for me now."
"I'm going to go through these files on the Hana Insinga case."
"You can't say shit like that in front of other people."
"I got me a nine in my head and it’s pounding like a son of a bitch."
"Charley, we didn’t know if this guy would ever show or if he was just full of shit."
"DON’T GO BUYING TROUBLE. IT’S FREE AND IT KNOWS WHERE YOU LIVE."
"What do you call a PI who doesn’t give up? Dead."
"He told her that sometimes our sins are too great to be forgiven."
"The sun is shining, the superglue is holding. What more could a girl ask for?"
"SOME GIRLS WEAR PRADA. SOME GIRLS WEAR GLOCK 17 SHORT RECOIL SPRING-LOADED SEMIAUTOMATIC PISTOLS."
"NATIONAL SARCASM SOCIETY: LIKE WE NEED YOUR SUPPORT."
"WHERE AM I GOING AND WHAT AM I DOING IN THIS HANDBASKET?"
"You know those bad things that happen to good people? I’m that." - T-shirt
"If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your thing." - T-shirt
"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. And spiders." - Bumper sticker
"Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand." - T-shirt
"I knew you would be okay. You always are, my beautiful girl." - Dad
"You don’t understand what will happen if they find me, if they take me." - Reyes
"You’re the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen." - Dad
"If they get ahold of me, legions will come through." - Reyes
"That would be like smothering the sun." - Reyes
"I can live with that. Better worried sick than dead." - Mimi
"Fine, will you just let us in?" - Charley