Legally Blonde Quotes
"I want to give you this reminder of our time together,"
"You were certainly fine for him at his all-important Sigma Chi rat-frat parties."
"I’ve got some news that may surprise you,"
"Dear Ms. Woods, we are pleased to extend a spot to you in our first-year class."
"You’re the laughingstock of this school."
"I followed my college boyfriend, Warner, here,"
"I should have seen it coming when Grandmummy Huntington came to L.A. for Warner’s birthday last month,"
"I’m not interested in Warner’s shoulder at all."
"Don’t leave law school, Elle. You are one of a kind."
"For every single case I read, for every class outline I fell asleep with my face on top of, what does Warner think when he sees me at school? Does he care that I’ve got a brain, that I can do anything his fiancée can do?"
"I made an incredible mistake coming here."
"I came here for Warner, Eugenia. He’s who I’ve worked all semester for! Nobody else."
"I’ll finish this year, okay? Just trust me on this one. This interview is my last chance, and I’m giving it everything I’ve got."
"Who cares, Serena. It’s a great opportunity."
"Glenn Fiddich," Elle smiled, "is what we call my Torts professor."
"There’s no pride in practicing law either."
"The way to a man's heart is through his stomach."
"Positive that she'd run into Warner there, she dutifully packed her gym clothes and the latest Cosmo to read while she was on the StairMaster."
"The only thing bigger than the Spelling house is Brooke Vandermark’s ego."
"The only question for today, in the, um, probate part... The question is whether Brooke did it. Whether she shot him. Right? And if the judge thinks she did, then she throws out the will, and then the estate is distributed by, um, you know, by statute."
"I’ll take it, Your Honor. Time to party!"
"I’d like Brooke to be able to pay attention to the witnesses, though, if she’ll be called again."
"Heartless! My poor Heyworth, shot in that awful Adidas sweat suit!"
"So you’re at large again," Elle laughed, greeting the jailbird with a happy embrace. "Congratulations."
"It’s about coming to people whom I can share my worst fears and secrets with and know that they’ll never, under any circumstances, be revealed. That is friendship to me, and it’s why I’ve been Home Shopping-free for one year, two months, and three days!"
"I think…In spite of myself, I’m hoping he’ll come back to me tonight. For good."
"You’re full of surprises, Elle." Warner laughed. "How about this for a surprise…I’ll have a steak tonight. And rare!"
"I’m doing my best, Mr. Kohn," Brooke explained, "to put together a new life thanks to some sicko who gunned down my husband."