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Not The Witch You Wed Quotes

Not The Witch You Wed by April Asher

Not The Witch You Wed Quotes
"Truthfully? Avoiding our parents. Avoiding our parents’ friends. Avoiding the people pretending to be our parents’ friends."
"I’ll stand right here and dud myself all damn day, but at least I’ll be alive."
"It’s not like I’m asking you to risk life and limb."
"We were friends once, princess. We were more than friends."
"I firmly believe in giving women what they want."
"Put a leash on it, and remember, no matter what I say or do in the other room, I have a plan."
"If everyone would please take a seat and be quiet, we will begin our day."
"You are the Firstborn of the Supernatural community’s only remaining Magical Triad. Is that correct?"
"Supernatural law specifically dictates that it’s the Firstborn of a Triad who shall undergo a Witch Bond. Your sister is the Secondborn."
"Whether it be two minutes, two years, or two decades. You are still the Firstborn witch."
"May I address the Council directly, Madam Prima? I have something I’d like to say."
"The entire point of a Witch Bond is to aid in the magical control that comes with the heightened powers of a Firstborn witch."
"I’ll be waiting for your call when you change your mind."
"You’ll be waiting a long time, because you are the last person on earth I’d call for anything, much less something like this."
"We need to put ourselves out there. Date. Shop around. You don’t want to be stuck with someone who’s the absolute worst for you."
"I totally agree, but I meant that I don’t need help because I’m already seeing someone."
"And how do you know I don’t want to be mated?"
"Because you’re cutting it damn close to your own deadline."
"You’re right. If I hadn’t been there, Goddess only knows what that asshole would’ve done to you."
"Are you asking me if I plan on telling the rest of the Council?"
"Guess I can’t yell at a man in cat whiskers. But when you wash them off? No promises."
"Mr. Moody, Broody, and Way Too Drool-Worthy."
"The only thing she has in her bathroom is a single broad-toothed comb and a drawer full of hair ties."
"His gift is the honor of your presence and your time."
"You’re letting someone like her speak to an upstanding member of the NAP this way? This is outrageous!"
"Because if I have to say it a second time, things will not be pleasant for you."
"You think I’d eavesdrop on private conversations without their knowledge?"
"I have literally tried to dim a lightbulb for an hour."
"You sure you’re prepared for this, Alpha Thorne?"
"Luck must have been on your side today, Miss Maxwell."
"I’ll make you poof so fast your handsome head’ll spin."
"Sometimes you drive me right up to my breaking point."
"I’d love to. Name the time, and I’ll make sure Violet and I are there."
"Good for you for having people on whom you can count to come through for you."
"I know I shouldn’t have to, but I am, because Gage—rightfully—doesn’t want you back in his bar tonight."
"You can trust me. If you can’t trust anything else, know that you can trust me."
"I can’t help but be concerned if it’s for the right reasons."
"It’s not too casual? I listened to Rose on what to wear to a kid’s beachy birthday party that wasn’t just a birthday party. This was what we came up with."
"I’m not so sure it’s enough. Actually, I know it’s not."
"If you want to be the only one with a say in your future, you’ll damn well electrocute my ass right now."
"Did you not hear about me nearly taking out an entire city block?"
"I think of the years of blessed silence you’ll have because she stopped talking to you."
"You’re the Firstborn, Vi. You’re the fucking General Leia Organa of witches."
"Finding your True Mate is something to be honored and cherished ... and held on to for dear life."
"Words would never be enough to show how much she meant to him."
"You’re the Alpha of the North American Pack, Lincoln Thorne ... Since when do you let something like a misplaced invitation stop you from going where you want?"
"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent."
"Challenges are ahead for each of you, but together, you’ll be well-equipped to deal with them."
"We’re here! We’re here! You got this. Repeat after me: ‘I’m a magical badass capable of lighting asses on fire. Literally.’"
"The documentation of history is always influenced by the person doing the documenting."
"Everything happened the exact way it was meant to ... at least until this point."
"I love you, Lincoln Thorne. You’ve always been the thorn in my backside, but you’re my Thorne."