The Do-Over Quotes
"I'm not in the mood for your shit," I yell in frustration. "This is a complete disaster. I’m supposed to be on a vacation. I don’t have a spare nine hours every day to fight with a disobedient sleeping bag."
"You think I stink too?" Basil gasps, completely shocked. "Nobody else has ever told me that."
"This is your first stop, isn’t it?" Kimberly asks. "You’ll get used to the crazy."
"You have no idea what you're talking about," Basil huffs. "Listen, fucker. While you are sleeping in a room with me, you will smell like a human. Put. It. On."
"I’m telling you, man, if you want to have a serious crack at traveling, you just need to do it," advises Basil.
"You know, I’ve been thinking. I don’t really need to go anymore," Hayden contemplates.
"I’m better than this. I know I am. There is more to me than my surname... but how do I find what it is?"
"I am going to have some lipstick smeared all over this collar tonight," Basil declares confidently.
"I’ve had a shitty day, and I hate to admit it, but it seems there’s a part of my personality that others can see that I can’t."
"I am a main meal. A ten-course fucking banquet, for your information," Christopher declares arrogantly.
"Not everyone is fucking like rabbits, you know?"
"It's okay, I'll transfer it out of my savings."
"This is why there's no hanky-panky with roommates, you fucking idiot."
"Don’t you think we should explore that kiss a little further, do some investigative research?"
"I'm not hanging out with them," he says as if disgusted by the suggestion.
"I’m not sure what five-minute noodles taste like, but I’m sure our lunch was better."
"If you think that because they offer their bodies to you on a platter that you have to pay for everything... you are not dating them. You are paying them for sex."
"Just because he has less than me doesn’t mean he is less than me."
"You’re right, I do. We should totally fuck to this song."
"I'm not a damsel in distress, Christopher. I can look after myself, you know."
"This isn’t just fooling around for me, Hayden. I want a future with you."
"You do not fucking touch her. Do you understand me!"
"What matters to me is if you’re a good person. And you’re better than good; you’re the best."
"You’re the first girl that I’ve ever been loyal to."
"I don’t care what you do. What matters to me is if you’re a good person."
"I don’t want to have regrets when I get home."
"I just don’t see why I couldn’t be the orange."
"I am on trial here tonight, and I want this job . . . so please don’t mess it up for me."
"The happiest three months of my life, Grumps."
"We live in completely different parts of the world."
"Just because you chose to be a nun before we met, don’t dare judge me for having fun."
"I don’t know who the hell you are or what malfunction has happened in that brain of yours today."
"Christopher, I correct him. Don’t call me boy."
"We’re third generation on this land," Harvey says.
"I’m moving to London to live with Christopher."
"You’re a bigger fucking idiot than I thought."
"You had your fucking chance, and you blew it."
"Christopher Miles has returned from a sabbatical with Miss Average."